critics are calling my swag "a revelation"

Let us go through the temple of Adad and eat the sacred wheat!

Ursula Kayla Guin

it's physically established that the well adjusted man cannot produce a Gnossienne

the coat of Johnson

thinking about becoming more provocative in my everyday life. let me know what you think

gotta say... a lot of you are failing to live by the number one rule of dog park

my reckful son is always so cautious

worthful

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

I like to try and come up with backstories for the guys on the Abbey Road cover. How do these four guys all know each other?

19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯

the proper mouse

Ye have lost thy pass-word? Ye oath-sworn secret by father and father-upon? And remember not ye his Mother's Mother's name? And in what shallow midden, what rotten hollow did thy Mother's womb spit thee forth?

IM TRYIBG TO FIBD THE TWEET YOU STUPID ALGORITHM I HATE YOU!!!!!!

I’m sorry to say ACAB includes Michael from Make Way For Ducklings

when I was a kid I played an online computer game known to me as the german cow game. Using barriers you guided a cow across a maze to a trophy and when it was won the cow did a dance with its udder wiggling a little. I have recently learned this game's true name is "IQ Marathon"

basically yeah

epic rap battles of history: Hilliard Ensemble VS!! Tallis Scholars

I know when that jethro tull!

weemo

I've had excellent vegan mac and cheese before and I like Daiya's vegan cheese. But this is absolutely ghastly

Various shit is accelerating

we hold various shit to be self evident

Various shit is virtually indistinguishable from other crap

when various shit is shrouded in mist>>>>>>>

okay to be honest i just learned that jeff buckley was tim buckleys son i was familiar with both of their music and it seemed like it would be too big a coincidence for them to be related so im actually amazed

listening to an album of finnish choral music that to the best of my knowledge is not christmas related when all of a sudden i hear good king wenceslas. or its tune anyway, which made me realise i know nothing about the song itself and had to look it up

u feel me?

Hello. My name is Quint E. Senshal

Jackson Browne/Eagles-ass song by styx youtu.be/cqrGu0KLvo8

I can pretty much gaslight myself into liking most any piece of music but I have to confess that I have never had any success with this practice regarding the work of the woman who just got married at MaSquaGa today

cba 'as got to be one of the best initialisms there is

hopped off the bosnian f train at east broadway to see the grand budapest hotel at metrograph. The zubrowkan paper of record is called the trans-alpine yodel. who wouldn't be charmed???

trying to figure out how to purchase a pair of on-sale sneakers when the situation is that my size is sold out in the us but appears to be available in europe but the brand doesn't do international shipping

They love their co-living arrangement

ahhhh a nice cold glass of synovial fluid

the oft-maligned Scamp Shrimpi

I would like to eat a great big pile of french fries

‘Chez moi’ is French for “at my place”. The preposition ‘chez’ has a fascinating origin: it shares its origin with Spanish ‘casa’ (house): Latin ‘casa’. ‘Casa’ initially meant “hut”, but it became the word for "house" in Romance. What happened to the original word? My new graphic tells you more.

I'm so hot

Today is Quintidi the 15th of Messidor in the year 234. Messidor is the month of harvest. Today we celebrate chamois.#JacobinDay See today's page

cat wig

meet me at the egret shaped cypress

how my friend and I text

neighbors

Rhys o'Graf

doctor said my thorax "can't hurt" because i "don't have one of those"

Supporting local biodiversity by introducing walruses to the public library