new routine some days a week: 9+ hours of manual labor -> change into dress and go to the movies -> eat a plant-based chopped cheese after

it is the 21st night of September.......do u remember??????

Lead us not into various shit But deliver us from other crap

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hi from me and my son

is there a sleepier mouse in all the world?

i basically just want to hold the paws of every animal

Playing the shit out of my flute

The Strange Case of the Odd Occurance

-William Shakespeare

gunk... you can't see it until it accrues in high enough volume, but it's everywhere around us

last week's excellent day off: queened out with a friend for five hours, saw the marvellous pre-code polyamorous romcom Design for Living, ate a plant-based chopped cheese this week's day off: on my period writhing around in between naps

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I’m hand sewing my quilt binding and she thinks she’s helping

perché lo chiamano "pecorino romano" quando i pecorini non producono latte. dev'essere "pecorinA romanA"

drum circle? yeah bro. most of them are

i lowkey need a weekly shoulder massage or my traps are going to petrify themselves

It’s Trivia Tuesday! 🤓 Claude has a skincare routine! Once a week, Claude’s biologists will give him a scrub to help remove any algal buildup. Claude loves these scrubs and they only take place if he wants them. So, if he’s looking extra green one day, assume he just wanted to skip this week.

Barry and The Nameless One

the way I genuinely had no idea

Favorite non-cinema Robert Redford moment is when half of Twitter learned that this was Redford

As for biodiversity, a brand new study also confirms what's well established: overall ruminant meat, especially from grazing animals (which require more land, entailing more carbon & biodiversity opportunity costs) has the biggest 'extinction footprint' of all foods: www.nature.com/articles/s43...

in the past two days at work I have mostly been posted up in front of the stove whisking 10kg batches of pastry cream and whatnot

ernie what are you doing in there

sounds falsch aber ok

exfoliating a bit too hard in the shower and coming out low-poly

Fib O'Nacci, the Irish-Italian Liar

sorry for not having anything interesting to say i have been working and working and working and working here is some brioche dough i made at work

[cowboy drawl] this traditional Scottish hiking shelter—also known as a Bothy—ain't big enough for the both of us...

he’s since managed to eat 2 more paper fortunes koru now holds my future wishes within him. going to feed them to him on purpose so he can be full of destiny

did i tell you guys i made kettle corn gelato

see it 2: believe it

weemo

'ELP 'E'S GOT ME LEG

My name is Reese Eichel

attempting something potentially unwise (instant pot tahdig)

it just don don me

he was a boy, she was a girl and they were heterosexual

good weemorning

the creature

Yeah I’m on SSRIs: Serious Surf Rock Instrumentals

we’re all lying in a row here there’s space behind fenris if you want a nap

yimby this, nimby that. i don’t really care what guys with backyards have to say

best part of working in food service is listening to music while you work. worst part is accruing various wounds among many other indignities

week 6 of working 6 days a week (previously was 2 days a week🥴) and mi cuerpo so fucking fatigué dude i am so sore

Let us go astride the temple of Ninurta and eat the sacred bread!

it is joyful to sleep

yall know what month it is