Calling classical music pieces "tracks"

What's squeepening my peequis

Clark ashton smith wrote like this all the time

I never realized how good the parallels between Austin Powers and Fat Bastard were. Austin's catchphrase being "yeah, baby, yeah" and FB literally EATING a baby. Their stances on babies are completely opposed.

I've got a little bit of "fuck you money" this paycheck ($200)

5000 miles overdue for an oil change for the 3rd time in a row

Spleaky

The book of mormon is part of the cosmere

"We didn't receive your last payment" cry about it bozo

Sweetened sour chicken

It could all be so delicious

(Louis Armstrong) And I think to myself… wow

I was running through the 6 with my woes

She's so elegant

My room is messy just like DaVinci. My room is messy like hank green

A post can be 6 words

The Era of smoothgroin politicians has only begun

First Pizza Hut opening on Trantor

Hello

Coke freestyle machine in my house that only dispenses ranch

For a limited time only you can try the wingstop chicken obelisk and get a free ranch cube

I deleted tiktok off my phone and replaced my scrolling with reading, which i am enjoying a lot less

Rumor has it it's a whole album

Gf said autechre - corc was one of the most erotic songs she's ever heard. I'm literally dating a gynoid

Good week

i have no opinion on "vibe coding." that's not my problem. i care about jazz

I've been watching this pot for 20 minutes and it's still not boiling

Fell for the marketing and bought a oneblade, maybe im using it wrong but this is so much worse than a regular safety razor

I gave roland venison cat food and now he refuses to eat regular food

You couldn't pay me to listen to that jpegmafia album

You can tell a lot about someone by whether they're pro-leprechaun or anti-leprechaun

Why waste time meditating when you could be Thinking about Unsolved Problems

"In the grim dark future.." alright tone it down Shadow

Not a fan of the way tom of holland says "mom" in the odyssey trailer. He should have said μήτηρ

Telling my boss I need an extra day off to remember the heroes

Justin Timurlane

Don’t pass the broke serf the ox

Yo man pass the ox

This album is so good ive been listening to it for years and it just gets better besaxung.bandcamp.com/album/go

Manic pixie dream roland

LL Bean fleece pullover greatest garment ever designed

God damn bro lmao

Finally listening to the M Geddes Gengras single. Aoty

Sing your song boy

Girl who is one year old today

*crouching like a gremlin* me thinks I'm a little depriveth of sleepy weepy 😂😭 *stands up & speaks in a clear deep voice* Guys, let's all have a great day today *darkens* No matter the cost.

Yeah I use the Iheartradio app

The squeepis