Going to Whole Foods buying the whole food

I know those charmin bears smell like SHIT there's no way that amount of toilet paper is properly cleaning a literal bears ass

Al Nutrition

I just finished In Green's Jungles and man, this absolutely rivals the best of New Sun

Would you kill baby epstein

bro hop on mychart

Isn't 9pm a bit late for a president to be up?

Rip eliane radigue. Sucks

More like Writer S. Thompson (i learn that he was also an avid hunter) More like Hunter S. Writer

Loaf #2 (you'll notice i didnt post a picture of #1)

Signed edition!

Jacob collier looks like a mad scientist in a cereal commercial

He wakes me up to feed him early and then just stares at me like this

Alice coltrane and tikka masala? While vibe coding with claude?

Bro I spent $200 at mcdonalds this week

My beliefs are very newonsed

Producers still havent been able to make an 808 beat as good as sir mix-a-lot's baby got back

Not really worried about finding a job when I have my compsci degree because by the time im finished there won't be any more computers

Hey man its free copper

My german mom likes to say things like "I was discriminated against today"

Red mist VIP ultimate coworker dnb

Hardly ever hear about hawk tuah on here

Putting a teenage engineering sticker on this and reselling it for $900

My squire keeps forgetting my sabatons 💀

Epstein bros bagels

Jfk killed himself

Is it possible to become wise by 30

One of our wizards will be with you momentarily

Only in gobekli tepe

𝓭𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓭

Pretty good 👍

(saying my daily affirmation) Yes

Joji makes some really unbearable music he should go back to saying slurs

Fiance and I broke off engagement so if anyone wants to make anything bad happen to me in the next few months just know ive got the garage ready to go

EAT BIG GET BIG

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

Children will literally be of the corn instead of going to therapy

Idk how he even knows there's a bird there

Banana bread came out nearly inedible. Time to make sourdough starter tonight

$80 to preorder new kmru on bandcamp this is not sustainable

Dinner

God dude im so completely fucked. Everything is so fucked lmao

Nothin like breakfast on the grill call that an omelette coleman

Love when bill orcutt does that twangy thing

Using personal electronics at work award

My name is Gene Therapy

SpongeBob the whole operation underwater