Well I wouldnt know anything about that

Big day for windshield repair centers

It took me realizing that autechre was jazz in order to fully appreciate how much I actually like jazz

Its true. I'll be at the northernlion supercruise

Pretty funny when a Lego set’s labeled 18+. What do you got going on in there, playboy.

Rolbert

Not to get all RETVRN but they literally made reeses cups inedible

If these gas prices get any higher im gonna have to figure out another way to self immolate

*blinks out of sync*

Nurses get pregnant faster than they can accidentally kill people

(iron age youtube short) this 20 minute Marry Me Stone Soup is a perfect after-hunt meal

Scifi in the 60s: What if you had a robot butler named Mr. Handyman and he could jerk you off Scifi now: We live in a universe

Into the poopiverse

Mary Christmas

Whats the name of that Weezer song that goes woo woo I look just like Buddy Holly

The house is your oyster

hey guys i gotta come clean about the Boards of Canada VHS tapes. was meant to be a funny prank but ive seen some people really lose their minds - i just put some old jams on tapes my buddy had as dead stock in his warehouse and we printed the logo on it. sorry again about this i hope no one is sad

ROM E-Manual

Quat (past tense of quit)

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Weeky

How do you, as a king, repeatedly get yourself into these kinds of situations

DJ Chili Cheese Fritos

Former eternal champion Elric Adams

This would never happen. Its impossible. They could fall of

If there's one thing I know about gambling its that its an easy way to make money

I think many ancient peoples would be thrilled by goldfish crackers

My name is Albert Slop

My garish eggplant

God I love this band lmao ahmedquartet.bandcamp.com/track/round-...

Lfg

Tim Potatoes

Paul E. Nomial

Who up tootin their own horn

Home Depot guy: ok and what is it you’re trying to build? me: I’m trying to trap a djinn

Funniest feature on this app

Sentient dumpling

Working on a new genre thats a cross between black metal and folk. I call it Black Folk

Men are so bad at finding the clitoris. I still haven't found mine.

Think im the only person at the on cinema show here by myself

Accidentally said "thank you very hard" to the bagel store lady

Terry Goodkind vs Harry Badrude

Rev up those organs

Just ate 10 deviled eggs at work

String cheese my beloved

Bro last night was a tour de force

Long shot but does any have the epub of Lippman C++ primer (not the pdf) Soulseek has failed me

In the ticketmaster app just looking around

Hate speech? No, I think its an eminently useful faculty

Big chillin