i'm only up this late to listen to the 3 new drake albums that drop in 1 minute. back to back to back

working late sucks. but tomorrow is friday lfg

was better when we didn't have to see the clips of the washington post youtube that has 0 followers. i understand it's dumb and insane and makes everyone want to dunk. but why give it oxygen...that's what they want, a bunch of people sharing it, they don't care if you think (correctly) that it sucks

🎶she wants, a butter and egg man, dabbodoh dohbah doobadah 🎶 🎤😆

been working late on something that represents significant % of my annual income. i like how on little piddly things that don't matter, people get uptight & freak out over the smallest stuff, & then on something like this, they're like "i don't..i..just...whatever man i don't know td. figure it out"

"hmm, a giant antique mirror would be sick over the fireplace. wonder what those run" the answer is: more than my car

new pressings are the shit, love them, but to me, this is the ideal free jazz record appearance. love a beat looking sleeve with clean wax. somebody loved this record before me. maybe multiple people. i think it's sick. "just my opinion" -td

When yr in the mood this is the best music to ever exist

rapping over a beat made from sampled near-empty ketchup bottle squeezes, the glop of scooped macaroni salad, and burping

the peach is the queen of fruits. but it's getting harder to find good ones. like queens i guess..

also anyone remotely familiar with CDs knows those things crack at the slightest impact. like staring hard at them

a grown adult freaking out and leaving negative feedback over a cracked cd jewel case is insane

I got a negative review on Discogs for this. Buyer's message: "The case is absolute junk! What exactly makes this "very good+"?!". Why do I even bother.

Imagining Trump keeling over in China and JD Vance learns he's the president live on stream with Clavicular

Diver encountering a blue whale off the Maldives: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

time

making a tape

the cigarette...my great friend...my biggest opp...

if i were a nerd, i would simply build one single regular sized computer that could handle all this ai bullshit. data centers and so forth wouldn't be necessary. it would be a lot better for the environment

gonna be really funny economically when some genius, probably in china, figures out how to run a data center's worth of computing power off like 5 pcs in a garage. "we just invented a new type of chip" done. trillions in the toilet

hating bluesky is understandable imo. there are a lot of idiots on here. but if you want a place to post like a normal person without being bombarded by ads, the way we used to be able to do on twitter, it's pretty good for that. "best of the worst" -td

not now babe i’m eating rare dirts

You know that thing where you put a sticker on a bodybuilders back and they can’t reach it because they’re too big? Ok. Well for me that’s my mind

bewitched by the shortened phrase "rare earths" for "rare earth minerals"...

i'll trade you one (1) taiwan for your continued debt financing, in perpetuity

there are only a few of them in the area, so i do still redditface when i see a kei truck #confessions

No one is watching the Post’s opinion page videos. In fact, no one’s anywhere to be seen. They’re all underground now, in the tunnels, watching stuff you would never believe

people are asking me, they say td. td. how do you have more followers on bluesky than the washington post opinion page has on youtube? and i tell them the same thing i tell my kids. i say it's all about consistency, effort, grinding, and believing in yourself. you'll get there eventually brother

happy wherever i am, but i would especially thrive in chicago. "hell of a city" -td

"no, not my 10,000 sq' pied a terre. how dare you" this is what they sound like

the small footed man has a natural advantage in the "wearing cool shoes" game. small sizes are always plentiful and regularly on discount. plus they can size up on the women's sneakers if they wish

why are old polish movie posters so good? it's incredible

PHOTO OF THE DAY. Louis Armstrong performing for his wife at the Great Sphinx of Giza (1961). 📷 Bettmann/Corbis

real hoops going on

I dont remember who reminded me of him, but I'm going in on Paul Horn, the quintessential travel budget buster of 60s jazz

in my mind jon hassell is the tim robbins character from high fidelity

*youtube thumbnail where I'm making a surprised face* Top Ten BRUTAL Truths About Birdwatching That They Don't Want You to Know

how can the same people who gave this app the best block in the game be so hesitant to use it? baffling

area landlords are making plans

I'm holding a foam #1 finger that says Regulators

as a newly minted tea guy i look down my nose now at afternoon coffee drinkers, the same way a morning tea drinker looks down at me

best millennial album? that's easy. "fun house" by the stooges

one "rich guy" thing that didn't really register until i encountered it in person at a work event was the big shrimps. there are these shrimps that are the size of roku remotes. they're regular shrimp, just way bigger. amazing

Mensa Reddit is amazing

Equanimity at the pump