Brb gonna go show my cat the twin towers falling

"I SAID, don't read that drivel from online phobes and ignoramuses, mama..."

even if she does put her little toes in my eyes

what do your call these little orange fruits?? kumquats? that’s not funny

first of all, stupid idea for a stupid movie. second of all MOVE. free palestine motherfucker

what do your call these little orange fruits?? kumquats? that’s not funny

might expand on this screaming geologist character

the main takeaway from the game Heavy Rain is how fun it is to tell the name Jason over and over in different intonations

jason that rock is sedimentary not metamorphic. PUT IT BACK

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Yeah I like "Dubai" chocolate - Dubai it at the store to eat it!

even if she does put her little toes in my eyes

goodfellas voice as far back as I can remember I always wanted to die

NOOOOO! The Polyhedron! That's where I work!

the world may not care about me as a trans woman but my cat does so who can really say if its bad or not

scientists have published a study that settles the debate once and for all: you can have one more cookie before putting them away, it’s actually good for you

David Pancakes has been fired from his job because everyone decided michaelangelo’s david is of him and nobody wanted to see his little dong just hanging there

the average adult will grow and then shrink 1” per night but it happens while they sleep so no one really notices. this is why you feel like shit every morning no matter what

80% of people go their whole lives without knowing the true satisfaction of some good, homemade gruel

get your morning prancing in before all the good fields fill up with trash like drum circles and small children

precious little.

what in the god damn

omg i'm still so dry on lunar chest but i got boppers

ASN: AS15547 Location: Lens, CH Added: 2026-01-07T12:08 #shodansafari #infosec

“oh but you deserve…” shut the fuck up. we are not talking inalienable rights. this is reality, life isn’t fair. don’t expose morality at the one getting beaten down by the butt of life’s rifle stock

everyone who said they loved me that i have asked for respect or support from in the last months has not only not done anything supportive, they have been actively antagonistic, or negligent, or both

i keep thinking of new deeply traumatic events within the last two months that i haven’t even scratched the surface of processing, all of which have had like three or four traumatizing things since they i also am not sure are even done happening let alone things i can process

they’re calling her “the least useful girl of all time” “just takes up space!” and “can’t even do basic care tasks!” some are saying others say “i wish she would just deal with her shit like the rest of us!” and “if she’s going to be so miserable at least don’t make us hear about it!”

she demanded i let her burrow

i think if i do k*ll myself the people who have raped me should be forced to watch

once the water wars commence there will be mercenaries that will be equipped with high powered molecular vacuum implants in their mouths. They'll seduce you and desiccate you with a single kiss, filling up a couple of 1L tanks with still-warm water, to sell on the gray market.

i'm not even high this is just pure cortisol baby

there's a point halfway through a can of pringles where one who has not lost their humanity accepts the farce engaged in thus far and no longer limits themself to a single chip at a time

everyone who goes to the grocery store should get one thing for free AT LEAST

me: i don't really enjoy life right now my friends who know what's been happening to me that i can't post about:

Anish Kapoor's Mean Bean Machine

okay well the techdeck isn't gonna do a sick grind on my boner by itself!!!

Heartwarming: This dad summoned a giant scarab to dance at his daughters wedding while he was stuck in the beetle dimension 🪲

FUCKING. PREACH.

90% of my energy every day goes into fighting the urge to hit myself in the head repeatedly with a large rock to make my brain quiet down

just pretend i keep spiraling about wishing i was dead the rest of the day i'm sick of doing this shit

i think my brain is incapable of self love or optimism about the future that lasts longer than 10-15 minutes before needing a week to recharge

that's absolutely none of my busieness

i may not have stable mental health but at least i know how to pronounce Wrocław correctly

This sounds terrible compared to the milf cereal: special k with the strawberries

4. being born 3. breathing air 2. eating food at least once 1. having a human heart in your chest cavity

i'm demanding people get literally any insults for the nazis in power that are not SWERFy or TERFy. i see your shit about calling these women "ugly" because of their gender affirming procedures, calling them "hos" and "whores". SWers and us trans people notice. we remember. you aren't trustworthy.

Going home after a long day of making mighty spells while hammers fell like ringing bells so I can make brief robotic love to my comely dwarfwife

soft-launching a new gf using a very large pneumatic cannon and a huge pile of pillows

TGIF baybee! (this girl is fuckin-tired)