damn, never disassembled the head in a VCR to this extent before. crop circle ass

if you ever doubted that i’m: a horse really good at being a horse old as fuck consider yourself a fool!!!

“erm actually vibe coding is more important than me thinking trans people deserve rights”

sorry i don’t think i can do this any more. you just don’t care enough about the way soap lathers for us to build a life together

oh that? don’t worry about that

you guys wanna eat some precious metals

if i post about my feelings on here you can shoot me with a gun

star wars is the worst akira kurosawa movie i've ever seen

Pricemaster ass claw machine game

kicked out of the Caves of Qud discord for posting my awful star wars crossover fanart of Joppa the Hutt in the general chat channel every hour, on the hour

well it’s certainly *a* storage solution. cutting through 6” shipping tubes with a hacksaw fucking sucks tho

is it worth the time to break down transformers and inductors for this amount of copper? absolutely not. are the little bundles of magnet wire cute? you’re god damned right

yeah i'm agp: a girl probably

this dude does not put out bad music/remixes. every single one of his tracks puts me in the mood to go fuck shit up and punch people in the throat

hey nice job out there, you really left them with something to talk about for years to come. not good things to talk about, but things to talk about nonetheless

i love being a lesbian loser

unfollowing all the 2020 hyperpop clout chasers as that sound continues to age into the dirt

made one of these if you also have one of these

i remember people said they liked when i post about music and write little bits about it so maybe i will do that again

stupid high BPM hard trance is better than sex

the only American Trends i care about are the results of my Power On System Test

furry sex club in second life i used to go to called The Thirsty Mare, though it was not intentionally referencing that until i realized that was the case months later (it’s complicated)

toucan sam but only one can win

genuinely love that my dad makes homestar runner jokes to me in the year 2026

how long do i have to run on this treadmill until my wheat turns into flour

why would i jump *for* joy? if i want joy i probably don’t feel like jumping, and if i’m joyful, jumping for more is just greedy

if you ever feel discouraged remember it took Azalea Banks 211 bad songs to finally make a good one

“biblically accurate” okay first of all thats a novel so that means nothing

had a dream about sorting watch crowns which if you know me…

:3

i knew there was something up with that band

its like they always say: little women, little problems

pricked my finger on a cursed needle and now i'm gay, this always happens to me

the locked groove at the end of the record is the original youtube poop

wooing her with my self insert zoombini fan fiction, at this rate we’ll be married by year’s end

showing up for my first day as the new duplomat and getting fired because i only brought a truckload of large plastic building blocks

its actually legal for my cat to drive drunk, it says so on this license i made for her

if heaven is real its a redwall feast in the sky

your foreshortening lesson for the day

loudly doing a countdown in public and then leaving right before i get to 1

trilling two thirds with one tone

drilling, “tooth hurts!”, with one moan

filling two yurts with one home

milling two querns with one stone

grilling two birds for one scone

did they ever do a robocock porn parody

it’s gonna be an aight night tonight it’s gonna be an aight day tomorrow

how does the post office know where i live

hey can i borrow your tractor i want to uproot all my neighbors trees as a prank