harriet tubgirl
@scat.bsky.social
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Secretly annoying
Not my son going "hello coffee stain" to the rug in the kitchen every time he comes in here
over 1 year ago
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Fucked up that I'm sick again!!!
over 1 year ago
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What good is AI when you can't tell it to blur the faces of all the ugly fuckers in the Trump family from my tl
over 1 year ago
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A couple of days ago I was home alone for a 9 hour stretch for the first time in like 2.5 years and it was so nice and quiet that I couldn't bring myself to listen to music. I'm still riding that high of complete silence
over 1 year ago
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Imagining what phone sex with rfk would be like
over 1 year ago
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Elon being the richest man on earth feels like a monkey paw wish where the pay off is also being the cringiest man on earth
over 1 year ago
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Are we back here now?
over 1 year ago
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@inanity101.bsky.social
oh my goooooood i've been wondering for so long what happened to you! searched loads on twitter to see if you made another account! HELLO FRIEND
over 2 years ago
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When are the damn DMs coming? I really wanna move over here asap
over 2 years ago
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My life is being so consumed by Music League atm that I'm struggling to do any normal internetting
over 2 years ago
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Love coming home and discovering the cat sitter has used up half a bottle of my super expensive shampoo that i had hidden, blocked the kitchen sink and pissed all over the floor. My cat is alive though
over 2 years ago
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It's nice here
over 2 years ago
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It's insane that someone can appear really cool and normal and then they post 40 meme account IG stories in a row about what life is like when you're in your 30s (backaches and 90s nostalgia apparently)
over 2 years ago
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harriet tubgirl
Gore Vidal Sassoon
over 2 years ago
‘We cannot keep up with the volume of her turds’, says a knowledgeable source. ‘We call her Tubgirl’, says another.
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accidentally ate a whole mango
over 2 years ago
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People are fleeing here and it's barely loading. God wants me to be offline
over 2 years ago
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I will never forgive Jamie Oliver for pushing his agenda to get Brits "healthier" and being part of the sugar tax lobbying. They've been putting aspartame in every fucking soda here since like 2018 so the only sugary one left is Coca-Cola
almost 3 years ago
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I let my son try my gelato for the first time and he just stared back and clearly said "yum". It's still cracking me up as it's not something we've taught him
almost 3 years ago
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should i buy a new pair of airmax 90? y/y
almost 3 years ago
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imagine feeling sorry for billionaires voluntarily paying an absolute fortune to sit in a lil metal tube and sniffing each others farts
almost 3 years ago
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Made a ragu for father's day dinner but it hadn't stewed long enough for my liking so I went to get KFC instead and now I feel sick
almost 3 years ago
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Lost a hat on Monday, found a new one on Tuesday and a second one on Wednesday. Today g*d sent me a third one but it was ugly so I left it. Things are right in the world
almost 3 years ago
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Finally got on this shit #MyFirstTweet
almost 3 years ago
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