i can never remembver what this fucking game is called

that one homie that is definitely a spring chicken !

did you seriously fucking unfollow me dude? on dplease dont unfollow me thursday?>

who else can grade papers and listen to hardcore music like cattle decapitation but me 😂😂😂

I want to be brothers with everyone on earth

wojak pointing at shirt: I ♥ Antibiotics

"High school girls keep getting older, and i keep staying the same age" - the immortal pedophile

they're exalting your ass on burst fetish sky

the guys and i have noticed you festering lately. do you need a safe space to burst?

2-3 zombies are picking apart my skull. and looking for bugs

bunk!

your girl calls me white cheddar

i gotta get rid of all my furniture i been farting and cumming on and get new ones

Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this

I've watched this video soooo many times and I keep laughing until I feel sick

who is Mat Turnity and why is he leaving lol

when the medication is aerolsolized >>>>>>>

checking out the USPS subreddit

oh, ok

shine on you gay-ass diamond

we should all get together and make a made-for-tv movie

a band name shouldn’t be more than 3 words and should never be a phrase

A little known fact about The End of Evangelion is that it's viewed entirely from Vin Diesel's perspective.

im saving time for the holidays by getting sick now instead of later

when it all comes crashing down I need u bro

it’s so embarrassing to fart on the toilet

I met a dog at the bar last night

legally im changing my name to jeff

Die!

hey do you guys mind if we order ahead in the app?

Holy fuck I found the Italian stereotyping slide from the harassment training we have to do at work

a weapon formed against me is prospering

oh mother i can feel… the boils forming all over my head…

STOP TOUCHING YOUR OWN PENOSES!!!!!!

I geek on her squad and show her why im her Best Buy

my students don’t think 6 7 is funny anymore. but now i think it’s the funniest shit ever.

it is lowkey so weird feeling satisfied and almost happy where i am in life. and all it took was buying a car

picking up my pills from the pharmacy and immediately throwing them in the rx disposal bin

It's finally (almost) here! The Bandcamp page for our new EP featuring people you may know from this website is now live with the release date set for 10/31! particledogs.bandcamp.com/album/featur...

here at bluesky boys HQ we’re always innovating. we’ve just begun closed alpha testing of in utero day/night cycles

I shoulda never smoke that shit now I’m in CARTOON/3DROOM.GIF

JEOPARDY CLUE: This different guy did something ME: Who is somebody else?

You are the Nerevarine? But... you are an outlander. How can that be? Such wonders in the world. Before, I was a slave; now I am a companion of the Nerevarine and the bride of a Zainab chief.

Im taking a dump and listening to testament. What else is new 🙄

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