me in 2050: doctor my nutritional gummy gave me covid 4 doctorbot (alpha) via ZMAIL ver 3: Kill you are self

i noticed that you have all of your ailments in your bio. i just want you to know that it's ok to take all those out. i dont care about that at all

that girl you’re sending reels to is going to fuck you. i just haven’t sent the right one yet

like this if i should give planet fitness my bank account information

"let people enjoy things" is my mortal enemy but sometimes i see a take so rotten i have to side with them

hail, sir. i noticed your mount was a little low poly. shall we fetch you a higher fidelity one?

long live rockened roll!!

before you slide into my DMs just know this is what I look like without my clothes

they should let you fuck the doordash driver too

if we hadnt saved your asses in world war 2 youd be saying sponge bob big guy pants sieg heil

LET ME SEE YOUR VORE FACE! YOU GOT A VORE FACE?

getting a pube caught in the foreskin of my pingas when i sit down and screaming like mel blanc

Rolling stone really like “we all know the pedophile, now let’s meet the man…”

toejammened earl

Asking my date if shes being a bitch because she’s hungy or if she wants some wawa

is anyone doing it up like me be honest 😂✌️

*looking at my calendar and seeing it's Gaming Tuesday* lord forgive me for what i must do

speak spanish or die!!!!!!!!

bro come over, we are listening to the raging wrath of the easter bunny demo by mr bungle and critiquing it by modern standards

im metabolizing shit you never even heard of !

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i'm shouting HEY STRAIGHTY at the gay sheriff when i see him in town. i don't give a fuck mate. i'm mental

There’s a new sheriff in town, and he’s gay. He’s the first gay sheriff and he’s going to enforce the law because he’s still a cop but he’s also gay. He’s Gay Sheriff, and woke is on duty

can’t think of anything to do with it so here’s a skeleton of a post: the woke Noid

yeah I’m woke.. woke up screaming in the middle of the night

waiTer there's a xan in my soup

bro come over we are listening to mirror reaper by bell witch and sitting in silence

My Sanguine Hog

slam is undoubtedly the worst genre of music and that’s including metalcore and deathcore. jesus christ

mikeo is frame mogging bsu frat leader crab man

i love dogshit, but i also like beautiful things too

everybody shut up!!! a new episode of shrinking has hit apple tv!!!!

jacking off!!!!!!!!!!

In the last 30 years usa elite has given us: dotcom bubble, great recession, housing crisis, crypto, nfts, covid, trade wars, tariffs, austerity, doge, ai evangelism And: afghanistan, iraq, haiti, libya, syria, iran, venezuela, honduras, palestinian genocide, greenland Plus: they're all pedos

i don’t understand how the avett brothers put out an album with mike patton last year. didn’t dimebag get executed on stage before that

im the only student teacher making lesson plans and listening to mental funeral by autopsy

haha no i'm buying it for a post. yeah sort of an inside joke. no not friends exactly. it's from twitter. no this is for bluesky. bluesky? the app? right yeah like twitter. so this guy cybersmith... yknow it's easier if i show you the tweets. no they don't mind waiting. you don't mind do you?

seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!

is the cure to the male loneliness epidemic killing my self ? no. it’s a watching the next wes anderson movie in my queue. but it’s a close 2nd

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These are concentration camps. They have always been concentration camps. Under Trump they are concentration camps. Under Biden they were concentration camps. Under Obama they were concentration camps. Under Bush they were concentration camps. They are concentration camps. We need ICE trials.

milady i have ejaculated many a rope to fantasies of you and i

my weather widget turned jamaican on me

Mondo cool.

my weather widget turned jamaican on me

before i jack my shit crazy style i would like to take a moment to acknowledge and honor the Native people who came before us and still walk beside us today on these ancestral lands by choosing to gather together today in the active practice of acknowledgement and a

rolling into the work parking lot bumping venusian destroyer pt. 2 because i stan oj the alien belac and dr. dazzle