im trying to make “the office” today but every time i start guys with barbed wire bats, brass knuckles, and scimitars beat the shit out of me

what are we, some kind of david coverdale’s whitesnake?

my name is Gay and welcome to disney channel

we’re having a beer togrther

i read this yesterday

that pussy built ford tough

it’s illegal to not use alt text. due to my needs

let’s go iran

*after getting my drink at Dutch Bros* none of you half naked ethnic women are dutch. and i highly doubt you’re brothers either

I haven’t posted about latinas or eating my own crap in a while

it’s the first day of ozempic summer

hello babe you are beautiful. and local to my area ?

* You left Nostalgia Chat * retrosteve: I miss him ☝️ 8

“got any summer plans?” yeah bitch, ozempic !

my name of jeff

i'm injecting peptides from chinese provinces you cant even pronounce

why did i smoke cigarettes last night

watching the perks of being a wallflower because im bored and 14 years old

siri take a picture of my penis and turn up the saturation by 32%. and then make it a little pinker and red

the hoes have made a mockery of my plans

image that only gets funnier as time passes

*after getting my drink at Dutch Bros* none of you half naked ethnic women are dutch. and i highly doubt you’re brothers either

Meet The 17 Year Old That’s Reinventing Catacombs For The 21st Century

In the six, I stay seven

jojo has been looking kind of sexual lately…

I FUCKING LOVE DIGIPAKS!!!!!!!!!

im using the suggested passwords and also im a cuckhold

im verifying my email for discogs

is this love… that im feeling…

accidentally shot some pee into the waste basket

i liked Rammstein, until i found out they were making fun of ME!

they should invent a woman

my buddy is T!

good pussy got me listening to low roar like damn so these are moments of solitude turned into airy ambient soundscapes materializing into anthemic melodies

POV: you are gay and reading this post

Santa is real. and she’s black ❤️

my nana jeff !

God save my queen !!!

jacking off at an undetermined point on Cahuenga Boulevard

get this man a true !

I’M WOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meet The 17 Year Old That’s Reinventing Catacombs For The 21st Century

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Release the files.

Release the files.