jojo 🏄♂️
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hey man, we can all tell you left the function early to go jack off. just thought you should know because we can see it all over your face and shirt and hands
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should i tell her im in love with her or go grab a pb&j from the kitchen ?
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had an idea
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the part of open casket where the riff kicks back in and chuck yells “OPENNN… CAASKEEETTT… OPENNNN… CAAASKEEEEAHHHAUAUUUUGGGHHH” means everything to me
3 days ago
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I didn’t like moonrise kingdom very much. and that’s ok to me
3 days ago
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Siri play “pink cigarette” by mr bungle and have someone come check up on me in a couple hours
3 days ago
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had an idea
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Cranny Boy
4 days ago
Yeah I like "Dubai" chocolate - Dubai it at the store to eat it!
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hey girl. would you do you want to come over and listen to Oath Bound by Summoning
4 days ago
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Cookie guy
4 days ago
The death squad situation in American cities is unacceptable, which is why I propose we provide student loan forgiveness to any goon who spends at least three years terrorizing their community
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Jay 🦋
4 months ago
Violence is always unacceptable, and threats of violence have no place in public discourse. Our thoughts are with Charlie Kirk and his family.
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let's all eat ice cream and watch smosh gaming!!!
4 days ago
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yo mama!!!
4 days ago
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Cranny Boy
4 days ago
Millennials are killing Applebee's
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
4 days ago
On day 8 of our Administration,
@governor.ny.gov
and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.
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my millennial ass be in the pussy like “ermahgerd… thernk yer…”
4 days ago
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anyone else listening to immolation and preparing today's slides 1 hour before class or nah
5 days ago
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soulja boy was really onto something when he called braid gay as hell
5 days ago
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i'm going to invent a life worth living later. and youre all invited to the ceremony
5 days ago
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new year same muel
5 days ago
lmao
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they're going to invent somethning new soon
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Luke
7 days ago
Conservatives: Maduro was a brutal dictator and a tyrant! He had to go! Liberals: You can’t just do that! Trump just wants oil! Terrarian Drake: you used to call me on your shell phone!
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the soil pouring over my head!! i can feel it!!!
7 days ago
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dropping "my wife" in casual conversation so people stop asking me what i do for a living
7 days ago
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slightly curvier sigur 🦄
10 days ago
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*to my friends We and Peace* who did what now
7 days ago
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i need you more than i love you bro
7 days ago
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bro you are being so babygirl right now. and it's turning me on
7 days ago
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erections of the mind and boners of the soul
7 days ago
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JLP
7 days ago
One of my buddies just accreted something amazing
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hawk tuahb girl
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remember the ALAMW - All Latinas Are My Wife
10 days ago
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me to my high schoolers: do yall fw mr bungle or not really
7 days ago
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Luke
19 days ago
Would you rather a Fugly Foid or a Cheugy Chud
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alex
10 days ago
from:me carbuncles
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from:me pustules
10 days ago
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ha ha ha. you're so cute *gives you scritches on your head, laughs warmly as you kick your leg*
10 days ago
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remember the ALAMW - All Latinas Are My Wife
10 days ago
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instagram is short for instant gram. fuck this. i'm in grad school i should be better than this
10 days ago
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i'm 33 years old and my students are younger than my world of warcraft character
10 days ago
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i'm 4 millimeters tall and i'm establishing base camp in quadrant 47 of your front yard
10 days ago
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should i go to san francisco tomorrow and do fucking nothing or nah
10 days ago
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The Girl With The Hawk Tuah Tattoo
10 days ago
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tubgirl on that thang !
10 days ago
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what happened to hawk tuah? did she choke on that thing and die?
10 days ago
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thanks for providing the reading materials online and not making me buy your textbook. i know not getting your cut of royalties took a lot of restraint
13 days ago
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in n out employee: Will you be eating in the car? me: fuck no bitch, gimme a bag! also me: *pulls into an empty parking lot and eats out of the bag* anyone else relate to this ?
14 days ago
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im jo berculosis
14 days ago
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Jeff Gerstmann
14 days ago
TAKE THE SHOT
add a skeleton here at some point
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