roy orbison youtube comment: buried my dad in 2011. buried my son in 2021. played this song at both funerals. beautiful voice traveling wilburys youtube comment: legendary group. i couldn't cry after losing my custody battle until i went home and listened to "Handle with Care"

SlaveToMyGoddess paid you $20.00: “brother life insurance just hit🔥”

ive just been held uncountable for my fractions

supportive tshirt that looks like ⬆️ the man ⬇️ the myth 🫵 the legend

been pushing myself with cardio lately. up to 20 min of running. previous PR was 15. last 5 were hell. tried every tactic to keep going, even the ones i use to last longer during sex: visualizing a rotting wound, my dick impaled with glass, or that im in the holocaust, falling out of a guard tower

unmarried guy with a mortgage [recording selfie rant for tiktok]: you NEED violent men in an apocalypse scenario. when shit goes down theyre going to become warlords and lead humanity into survival me [visible in background reading the art of war upside down in order to discover the art of peace]:

Hard to be a God

those 🌸 uwu drink water 🌸 jerks are right because i know 4 people who have been hospitalized for dehydration alone

you gonna wield whatever i pull out of this stone

If This Ain't Too Damn True 😂

Viral Bluesky “Post” : This summer i need all men wearing either short shorts or grey sweatpants. Idc. Me (never seen a computer before): God damn this book bright as hell

the nichols tape of the second arrangement has been out for like two weeks and there are still people posting restored versions of the warped one. this is like those japanese guys in the 70s. no not the ww2 holdouts just like regular japanese guys in the 70s

who's gonna post the first fire-ass nude on bluesky! 🫣🔥 my uncle Jovenovich, who doted upon me in my youth: I pray God each night He either restore you to the light of grace, or He make something terrible and mortal befall you, to further this charade against a once-beautiful child no longer

i shan’t be celebrating any country where a sandwich costs $15

bluesky should add a “mutuals in common” display to a profile youre looking at so you can figure out how many fake friends you have

where our all the 4th of july shawties who want to rock with a socialist who hates american imperialism but is still patriotic!

katy lied! you can see it in her i'd! hum.. hum... my suprise! when when i you! CAN YOU HEAR ME DR YOU!

Goin to the 4th July function and it’s a bunch of dudes doing this

"Knee high by the fourth of July" A rhyme I made up to track the growth of my homunculus

getting the “are you okay?”/“im just a little tired haha” at 26: alone, no friends, demeaning job. 100k in debt. havent been touched in 5 years getting it at 33: ate so many ribs slathered in “bone sucking sauce” at 11pm that your 23 year old gf kept hitting you in your sleep for making pug noises

How Couples Argue Today Wife: friendly reminder, theres 4 invites in your Bsky and none are for me. guess im in the "find out" phase of our "fuck around" situationship Husband: those are for clouted OF twitter models that might need an oasis from the hellsite?????? but i hope you can grow and heal

[Kurzgesagt voice] The mother insisted her child's name was spelled Le—a. Now, how would one expect to pronounce this? Lea? Well,

you know what, the bluesky conga line pile-on is much better than the twitter one because you dont have to see the moron who made it a million times inside a QT

guy w/CEO in bio: Bluesky is rapidly developing a specific political slant (🏳️‍⚧️). not healthy for free discourse guy i DMed fake invite codes to until his latent schizophrenia bloomed then gave him a real one [replying]: AGE GAP -> AGP. Time = Trans. School/Hospital Kills By Birthing Then Growing You

you think i enjoy having the right of way? its a heavy burden. you have to act decisively. not like you yieldcucks who get to sit there all day and deliberate your next move

Jesús, gracias por hoy y gracias por bendecirnos con @moodprobiotic.bsky.social Jesús, bendice este día para Mood. Que esto sea un día alegre. Señor, yo oro para que más personas lleguen a conocerte a pr medio de Mood. Anímalo en todo lo que haga y ten piedad de ella. En El nombre de Jesús. Amén

a lack of native video is one of the big things holding back promoting anything on here so im just going to do it the old fashioned ways. home invasions, bomb threats, and worst of all, mailbox flyers

nope. im not tolerating this stuff here. just know you all drove me to do this

Me: So you see, when I posted "the CCCP was better than the CCP cause they had that one extra C" I was capping humorous-style. I had no intention to misrepresent myself as spitting facts The party official processing my Weibo application: (to PLA officer next to him) 用子弹点燃这个白人男孩

just heard a guy say "I'm a huge fan of lobster grilled cheeses". That's not something you pluralize, man. That's a single concept with no variations

ayo you can literally turn off seeing every reply this website rocks

researching successful indiegogo campaigns for an upcoming announcement. looks great so far man. turns out british cavemen unfrozen from 2014 got bands

If This Ain't Too Damn True 😂

this goes so damn hard

Hi reddit. I was drinking a third of a handle of Monkey Shoulder every single day for several years. I decided to start working out (have never been in a gym), and after four days, I can still only run a 6 minute mile and bench 315 pounds. what gives?

Wife put parental controls on my phone

Eminem: Who can catch lightnin in a bottle, set fiya to water Comin' out the nozzle on a fire hose, flya than swattas Me under my breath: Cinderellas man My barber Trey who has been pissed off at me for no reason: What? Me: Nothing Trey: Then shut the fuck up Me nearly in tears: I’m sorry Trey

No groyper ever called me a newsky

they aint got the Jucika bot on here yet so i dont know what to jack off to. i wander reply threads like a desert. in delirium i spot Jucikas curves. but its a mirage, just more people telling each other they hope the other grows and heals. but its too late, my hand is on my pud and im already hard

happy thursday everyone! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG7MPEQm1-w

this website is very public. there's even a blocklist leaderboard. don't post about elf pussy. this website is a historical record of a public conversation, so there'll never be private accounts, you can't ever "locked for a job interview". i NEED to have UNPROTECTED SEX WITH AN ELF OR I WILL KILL M

great covid memories from 2020. having a quick smoke at the gym

me: well, twitter is down. where should we go now? mutual: idk, maybe instagram? instagram:

i just dumped a bunch of old salsa from a jar into my pan without looking and like a puck of it just kind of sat there frying in the oil, not breaking up, for over a minute. turns out i basically deep fried a scoby, and aerosolized a fuck ton of mold at the same time