Carson wentz you are Bucked Up Pre Workout’s Bathroom Shitter of the week

Marvin harrison jr is fucking boogers

Maybe richardson is just bad and thats why he was bad in every opportunity given to him and he doesnt need to grind a requisite number of reps to suddenly become a franchise qb

Stafford died weeks ago

The Bears are fucking back

I feel like the first leftist to realize that bills mafia are freakin crazy and we love em for it

Incredible replies and quote tweets

Eat shit Huomo

Your honor what I did was just a metaphor for generational trauma

(Getting disabused) NO! MY NOTIONS!

YA authors in The Shire: Hey guys 😃 was hoping we could reframe how we talk about Smeagol. A lot of hobbits experience baldness and sallow skin, and we don’t want to reinforce the narrative that means they’re possessed by the One Ring. Proud ally nazgul: 𝓢𝓞 𝓜𝓤𝓒𝓗 𝓣𝓗𝓘𝓢

This is prob my all time best punchline

Lol hes so funny

Seattle seahawsk are smoking gorilla shit

Mahomes would not have been good or well developed on the Bears but if we drafted him and ground him into paste we could have prevented this

Calling Brandon McManus “Louis PK” is so good lmao

Bills run game is so awesome to watch

Laughing really hard at the idea of the Texans sideline having an insane manipulative freakout at the player who hit Dell’s knee, demeco running at him screaming “YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!! I HATE YOU!!!”

I should play a Pokemon game again its been a while

Trying to impede the righteous glory of patrick mahomes, 45 yard penalty, number 20 of the defense

Teachers: I have a cold and a runny nose, I need a sub for my class in five minutes :/ Substitute: *clipping through water fountain, can’t find the bathroom*

How have the jags made no announcements about doug yet, there’s no way you keep him after that right??

(Quote tweeting a headline about the collapse of a vital antarctic ecosystem) its so over (quote tweeting a movie announcement that looks cool) we’re so back

i think we could make the most ethical AI of all time if we trained it on bluesky posts. i opt in!

Lmao watching that chiefs defender just bounce off allen like he got a mario kart star

I swear to god the Falcons were a good team like two weeks ago

Man doug pederson does not give a fuck anymore

Thats a touchdown

guhhhhAGGHHHHH

Bears are posting hype videos of the punter an hour before kickoff

I gotta be honest i thought it was pretty funny to see people mad at this, were you really tied to the authenticity of a soda commercial

Film critic reviewing the NFL: Jalen Carter is a berserk nightmare, a behemoth-aspirant fever dream on crack, Kirby Smarts definitive pass rush acid trip Draft analyst watching a movie: (replaying the same Goodfellas clip 4x, once in slow-mo) Look at what he does here… BAM! Wow

(In the same way people talk about quicksand) bro kids shows had me thinking racism was gonna be a way bigger problem in everyday life 💀

30 years war probably the worst war to die in, imagine getting your guts halberded out of you by a guy who only speaks french

Mom: I’m sorry kids but Amerikkka didn’t extract enough imperial super profits from the global south this year. There will be no Christmas. Claighton (age 12): Fuck the global south

Cannot stop laughing at the homemade graph paper epa chart

In the defense of the ancient mariner i dont know how you’re supposed to predict that shooting a random bird will curse your entire boat

Last night was an incredible qb duel between Jayden daniels and jayden daniels on a more expensive contract

“Muffed punt” is a perfect name for what that thing is

Do you get banned for death threats here am i allowed to speak on shane waldron with authenticity

Loading a pelican into a gigantic poison dart gun and blowing it directly into the engine of a speeding jet so that I can make enough of a distraction to sneak mdma through TSA

NFL strategy: This is Wham Over 3 Smash Power, OR Split Negative Over 3 Power Push if you’re working under the Saban tree. Its a variant of cover 3 where the safety shows blitz then drops into zone coverage Chess strategy: Looks like he’s using the Chinese Bigfoot opening here

Probably gonna completely forget this site exists in like 3 days again but it’s worth keeping the backup

Mehmet the Conqueror: Knock Knock! … Mehmet the Conqueror: Knock Knock! … Mehmet the Conqueror: Knock Knock! … Mehmet the Conqueror: Knock Knock! Dying Byzantine guard: Quiet. Dont. Give him. The Satisfaction.