If anyone is a really conservative packers or lions or vikings fan, you could tweet “dont worry- The Bears still IDENTIFY as being from Chicago! 😂” might go crazy

MLK if he was smoking weed: I did not have a dream

Kid tweeting “i am in good health, not suicidal and would never kill myself” after reminding the teacher to check the homework

The really sad thing about Deadlock is that its hard to convince someone a game is as good as it is when the most accurate description is “what if overwatch was also League of Legends”

(Quote tweeting a random guy) Man this guys dumb Reply from mutual you havent heard from in 2 years: I started tuning this guy out when he said Vinzaldo was an example of Dehistorical Adornism

Bluesky not having group dms means you miss out on classic social media experiences like when you try to make a group chat for a multiplayer game and one guy immediately leaves bc another guy in there called him a f*g 5 years ago

Best songs over 10 minutes: Iron Maiden- Sign of the Cross (Live version from Rock in Rio) Iron Maiden- The Book of Souls Rivers of Nihil- Terrestria IV Swans- The Glowing Man Opeth- The Leper Affinity

Time for draft season

A Metallica halftime show is crucial next year bc if the halftime show is too good the game sucks. We saw it with Prince. We need a 60 year old James hetfield spitting his way through Creeping Death to ensure the product is worth watching.

Bud Light just showing a bunch of people fall on their ass a better ad then 80% of the referenceslop ive seen

Really annoyed with all this 90s boy band nostalgia, particularly after State Farm rejected my ad built around references to Opeth’s Blackwater Park

Are we really not past 90s boy band nostalgia for the ads? We havent even moved on to nickelback nostalgia or something?

Drake Maye is getting straight touched on

I am having so much fun with deadlock all i can think abt is more deadlock

Guy in 1935 trying to warn people about Hitler: He’s LITERALLY… uh….

Promoting my friend’s substack insinuating he was layed off by WaPo when in actuality he was fired from a downtown restaurant for trying to steal linguine from a boiling pot of water

Cardinals are gonna be down 30-13 in a December game and Hackett is gonna tell Lafleur that in his favorite Christmas movie John McClane never quit and Lafleur will just wander out into the desert and stare

Norman Finkelstein didnt even know about Epstein’s abuse when he was responding, calling someone a pedophile and threatening to strangle them is just how he responds to most emails

(Scooby doo voice) Raggy?

Jesus Christ

With so many nfl owners being outed as epstein associates im really glad the mccaskeys have yet to discover what sex is

Fort minor if he was making a human centipede: This is 10% chuck 20% Bill 15% concentrated Howard and Phil

The seattle seahawsk were actually smoking orangutang genius

The age of consent implies the existence of the age of denial! (suddenly getting serious) which some of you appear to already be living in 😒

Every Ghost song is about whether a skeleton can still die of a broken heart

Was rob reiner using AI in his films? There are some scenes in The Princess Bride that are pretty clearly early AI

BREAKING: Joe Brady reportedly wowed Bills ownership by reciting the entire chorus to Fort Minor’s “Remember the Name” from memory

The bills have fired sean mcdermott so they could move on to doing the same thing

“Greg Bovino” sounds like a mean nickname someone came up with for Bari Weiss

Uhhhhh liberals if you say im stupid or sound like a dog toy you will face the most fricking intense of consequences (gets fired immediately)

My moms take on the riq woolen sequence

Do people know about the LiMu Emu’s medical career? Prior to becoming an actor he went to Harvard medical school and he did an amazing job circumcising my son

Its fucking crazy that mike mcdonald went “the key to my defense was kyle hamilton so I should probably draft a new one right away” and then he did that

Hey Im southernaccent trustyman and im in a field of barley. My wireless network gets insane amount of pussy. And if you heard otherwise? You aint the sharpest cob in the corn

Getting one or two shockingly good drives off before reverting back into a slug is a qb sequence many experts refer to as “The backup’s ruse”

Right wing dog posting a video of himself shitting on the carpet: You can clearly see from this NEW ANGLE that the carpet COUGHS UP THE POOP before my butthole is even open!

liberal pundit from Pennsylvania unaware of what he is about to speak into existence: what we are seeing under Trump is a blatant return to McCarthyism

I could not have imagined it would be this bad

Insanely evil fascist country jail for every ICE agent the people behind this should never see daylight again the steelers did what?

Replying to AI-edited pictures of an activist crying: The entire nation is being held hostage by cavemen entertained by an unending montage of spite cocomelon Replying to an AI generated pic of matt lafleur eating poop out of a dog bowl: yep just confirmed what we already knew

Kinda finding it hard to get excited for the super bowl. Bummer. I dont even hate the patriots

Two things CANNOT be true at once

Am i the only leftist who thinks even the damn thanos infinity gauntlet couldnt fix the mcdonald ice cream machines?

If you went back to september and told me we would lose in the divisional in overtime to LA after knocking green bay out of the the playoffs id be doing backflips