neurology residents having an outing at the pub. aka reviewing the beers list

glad I’ve been banned from participating in the mustache revival as I fear it’s hitting a cringe inflection point

Sometimes I think regretfully about all the sacrifices that my career requires, and how it keeps ramping up during training. Especially as I watch my parents aging. But then I remember cool cases I’ve seen recently and I’m like wait a minute I love this shit. I’m a sicko. I’m built different

Still driving my car from high school with busted AC. Collecting applause for my martyrdom here

Watched the first episode of The Bear season 5 and ragequit because nothing happened except for dramatic yelling and Gen Z stare

In residency there’s this slang “black cloud” if bad things out of your control happen while you’re on service, like you get a lot of sick patients or something. Example of how superstitious doctors can be

Getting into old creepy country and western music

Type of shit I’m on now

I worked 80 hours this week 🤠

Heard barely audible voices in the car on the way to work. Thought I was having a psychotic break but turned out to be my GPS

Being an intern is kind of like knowing nothing and having a big sign taped to your chest that says this guy knows things

Cooking competition contestants are always talking about how they need the prize money for fertility troubles. I wonder if it’s the heat / fumes of the kitchen affecting sperm production

the old dictum not to buy shit on Amazon doesn’t really hold up when you’re working insane hours

You know what’s actually pro cancer? Shutting down the US biomedical research apparatus

This is the back rooms to me

One unexpected benefit of night shift is for some people it suppresses your appetite cause you’re not getting any meal cues so you might lose weight

Got blackout curtains and stayed up all night / slept all day to prepare for week of night float starting Sunday

Blankymaxxing. Drunk on blanky

Yep youtu.be/uxPwFa42d5Y?...

Did you know: med student white coat is waist length, resident is below the waist above the knee and attending is below the knee. Basically karate class

🔨🤓<— neurologist emoji

(Pretending to be a British teen so I get banned from the internet) aughh my A levels …

God gives his worst schedules to his strongest interns

when you're recaulking a tub and rip off a long chunk of forbidden crab meat >>>

I peed here

Haters will say it’s fake

The main thing to understand about the UFC is that any free and just society would imprison Dana White and throw away the key

might cathect some libidinal energies into the tree stump in the yard I’m trying to kill

Diorama of the Battle of Red Bank (1777) contributed by a local hobbyist to the Whitall House Museum. Hessians BTFO

Damn RIP David Hockney

Romeo update

More camping pics

Presenting with questionably attested symptoms of a neurodegenerative disease

Looking for Steinkern

The first little while after getting your MD conferred feels weird because people can call you a doctor and they’re technically not wrong

Beautiful day on the Wissahickon

neighbors

Stolen from r/neurology

A wise man once said that eggs is brain food

driving gf to her nurse practitioner board exam tomorrow

In cave diving, you have to get lucky every time. The cave only has to get lucky once

Least sociopathic plastics intern

The median 20 year old man now spends 70% of his income on hair products, microneedling, and supplements. This country is so fucked

truce

Verizon guy came to sell us stuff during the party last night and cousin Tommy spent 3 hours on the porch trying to talk him into quitting his job

If I follow along with the intervals that a personal trainer is putting their client through at the next elliptical machine does that count as piracy

Party mode roly poly

OcuLearning is an awesome free app for learning neuro-ophthalmology topics. It actually simulates what you’ll see on exam with interactive animation. I have received no compensation to promote this I just think it’s neat

If a study gets retracted for a statistical error but the original analysis confirms my biases did it really get retracted

Cats seem like they’re operating seamlessly until they start pawing at a hard surface in an attempt to throw sand on their poo and you’re like oh yeah. This creature’s sophisticated behavior is the product of many discrete scripts duct taped together by evolution, and it falls apart in edge cases