I bought these chips to complement my sandwich, but now I’m unsure if I even want a sandwich. Quelle tragédie

A British drunk driver caused a deadly crash in my town overnight on a road named for events of the revolutionary war. One if by land ass moment…

skyrizi commercials switching from talking about crohns disease back to plaque psoriasis

Had a nice discussion with the local hardware store guy about why I need a rake with such extreme specifications

Rewatching TRUE GRIT (2010). I had forgotten how racist it is

Dreamt that I was responsible for measuring the growth of an evil blob creature for some kind of lab I was a part of. And I hadn’t taken the measurements I needed overnight because it kept throwing things at me

They’re seriously moving the nice old public library in my town to a smaller and shittier building in order to expand the police station

I would like to stop thinking about anticoagulation for the next 12-24 hrs

You can heat up cold pizza to make it warm pizza #lifehacks

Hobby lobby tier

Using this to smoke weed

I love voting for school board candidates by guessing who’s least fascist based on the slogan listed on the ballot

Sometimes it smells like c. diff but isn’t really c. diff. “All that glitters is not gold”

voting today

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