I need a bot to repost nose tweets every few hours

Farewell, Angie Departure

The waves move forward

The waves move forward

what that means legendary algo pull

You guys mind if I use “on” for things that happen on Manhattan?

Guys

🔥✍️🐦‍⬛ tried to delete this post

In case anyone was wondering, typography is difficult. I am working on it

the process of doing this is called ificationification

ification be like you know that noun? I made it a noun again

A good test for cot-caught merger is whether you say ordy or ardy

Hanging out at the pool while your DJ friend tries to steal wifi for their bluetooth speaker

There should be a pokemon that evolves when you set it down on the ground

nothing has been the same since the sudden unexplained disappearance of this microscopic bug

I don’t know where English is going

This is fucking cool. Basically they’ve identified some discrete acoustic signatures of sperm whale vocalizations, and they argue that these represent (3?) possible phonemes, and that some variation in articulation is explained by phonology

guys birds are dinosaurs they carry the flame

it's real fake

Great work everyone now we slunch

Let’s give it up for mulch guys

Jigsaw lacks class consciousness

Big man

pointing at a newborn baby and asking ‘to what is this referring ?’

Not sure exactly how to describe what I’ve been going for but this is the closest I’ve come all day

The most powerful force in the universe… science

I must be put a stop to

Unicode should have a þe ligature hardcoded like &

Amazingly Enough

Paying the toll

Elian is interesting. It seems to accept the same limiting premise that I have, that the Latin alphabet is fundamentally unsuited to certain modes of calligraphy

They call it ’speriment because they’re doing science to see how minty it can get

Everyone’s talking about Robinson Jeffers today

theyre making pants for the top part where the arms come out of the sides

These mice are cool as hell but where did the headline come from? This does not seem to be a genetic study in any way

beautiful creature

Keep barking I’m incandescing

I don’t fw asemic calligraphy for the record. No hate but language is a gift

Huge success I’m going to bed

Unicode should have a ham radio section

all this burger king logo stuff is just making me realize unicode should have ZWJ sequences that allow people to construct arbitrary burgers from bun, patty, topping, condiment etc. codepoints so that we may truly Have It Our Way

I learned everything I know from replies to little lamb posts

Do any of you read this shit? Like if I post something without transcribing in alt do you surf on over to reductive.group/2026/02/24/Alphabet.html and puzzle through it?