Just got Mariahed. Thought I might make it out of November at least. Hubris of man. Merry Christmas motherbuckets.

For BLACK FRIDAY™/ CYBER MONDAY™ you can help Yoyo move somewhere safe and cool (but warm)! No coupon code needed, but supplies are going fast, so be sure to get yours while you can!!

I am safely ensconced in my new apartment in the state of Washington, under a near constant cover of clouds and rain.

You can't convince me that Star Trek Enterprise wasn't an effort to court American conservatives. Whole show smells like Kevin Sorbo rubbed his nude body on it.

Amazing doodles of me by @gbejnietbiss.bsky.social 🐮

Weird to pack so many different eras of my life into a shipping cube. I've been so many people, all the same person, evolving. Wonder who I'll be tomorrow.

It's actually not that hard to have the exact correct opinions about everything at all times, and I don't spend every second of my life annihilated by stress and self-consciousness. 🤡

Oh noooooooooooooooo lmao

It's Trans Day of Remembrance. It's hard to neatly encapsulate my thoughts and feelings. I just hope you'll take a second for them, even if it's just to register their names and faces. This is far from complete, and just the US. Still, they are important. www.transremembrance.org/in-memoriam

Saw a flag at half mast. Cloudflare, I think.

There were a lot of cool women in early computer gaming history. Rest in peace, Rebecca Heineman.

I think I'm alliterative.

You can't even conquer a forest moon anymore because of ewok

Only golf course I approve of.

Past banal now, evil is simply infantile.

Six-seven is awesome. Anti-meme killed the meme star.

This is it. This is me as a little big guy. Whatever Pokémon game prominently features this character, I will buy. Unfollow me now because this is all I'm going to tw

Nya. 🏯

Jesus Christ isn't legally a Disney Princess—not yet, anyway. Even so, he is covertly crucified in the upper parapet of Cinderella Castle in Orlando. He'll forgive them anyway, so they're leaving him there; his revenue proposition is highest this way. If he dies, back to the tomb—then sequels.

Yoyo is a bright light in our community and any help you can spare would be well rendered. 💚

Commenting on the discourse is no longer discursive. From now on tell me what the squirrels did and how fat their little cheeks are. Nothing else matters.

It's open odds on what will get RFK Jr. in the end. Rare shark parasite? Pre-Christian plague? Corndog accident? Slams big toe in revolving door and simply gives up? Ant with gun? Riding in car with unsafe number of clowns? Milk asphyxiation? Yeti?

Okay vinyl is cool but I'll say it, I hate flipping and/or switching records in the middle of an album. I want the music to carry me through, I don't require an intermission! Yes I grew up at the apex of the CD's popularity, leave me alone.

Crop circles in the afterhear.

A tendril of nervous intent snakes out, finds no words, wears the Bluesky post as a hat.

If you're lucky you'll run across a song that makes your life dolly zoom in on itself.

My generation often says we're the last that remembers childhood before the internet. That's notable, but then, I never knew rain without jazz. I wonder what that was like.

Wait isn't this just Final Fantasy VII

Animation is magic. 💥🌩️⛈️

This is an interesting read right now. 🦁 www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader...

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Goya unleashed the cosmic goatse when he painted Saturn eating his children—but his Judith beheading Holofernes is sorta phoned in? Thanks for throwing us ladies a bone, I guess! 🗡️🎨

Fundies made sure all the fun died in my ancestral homelands.

Hey, I think this is important. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEtE...

Every Day I Love. 🎸 youtu.be/WSkeNG_z90U?...

In this life I find myself perpetually fascinated by the artistic arrangement of human bones.

I've got Covid, I've got Hades II, let's boogie. www.twitch.tv/magicmarzipan

Tuskegee (airmen) and Tsukiji (fish market). Entirely different words from different places, but my brain has spent decades trying to cram them into the same lexical tupperware.

The brain is an infinitely reprogrammable machine and language is its code. It's hard to contemplate the phrase "algorithm as cult leader" and look at the world the same way after. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7wC...

You don't have to believe in an external cosmic storyteller to derive meaning from a vulture gliding past your window in the soft and surrendered seconds after you sink into a contemplation of death and deathlessness. Little faun on shaky legs, you are the storyteller.

Believe it or not, I'm walking on feet.

Hoodie weather. 🌬️

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I'd warch this. 🛩️

I dreamed that Quentin Tarantino was actually named Quontin Tontotino.

Hug a friend today. 🌱

I hate flying, but I did it (again). 🛬

I have very bad travel anxiety, but I am traveling today to visit my best friend. Wish me luck! 🐻

Today we listened to great music, did some psychedelic free-pixeling before my trip this weekend, talked about leaving elitism behind in art communities, and celebrated our togetherness. I love creating occasions for togetherness.

I'm homing in on what I really enjoy doing on Twitch, which is creative stuff (art + music) and sparkling conversation (missing ingredient: you!). www.twitch.tv/magicmarzipan