Sorry you all must have misheard me, I said you're getting one of these

sincerely, anybody who has ever wanted to start a blog or podcast or something could probably do something with greater and more immediate impact, at no real cost besides an hour or two of time, by picking a neglected wikipedia page and whipping it into shape

The thrill of publishing a brand new wikipedia page

I tell ya, it's getting dangerous out there. They're punishing comedians just for telling jokes. So I tell my wife, I'm not suicidal. If I die, it's because someone killed me. She turns to me and says, don't worry, honey, I'll be the first to know!

Kindly asking people to stop paying attention to these weird protest op sec accounts. These posts discourage action and go against the goals of the organizations out there doing actual work, who are asking you to publicly and proudly protest and, yes, get your contact info for future organization

Filtering out the riffraff by putting "editing wikipedia" in the hobbies section of my dating profile

Last four, Delivery Boys can go to hell

Mise, in this place?

Day out on the Hudson #photography

GBS poster mad about FYAD

I think Orson would like this. I also think he loves all the official partners of the NFL and that's why we're proud to announce that Joseph Cotten's character will be updated to exclusively use the FanDuel Sportsbook app

Silksong reminds us of one of the fundamental pieces of video game grammar: you can rightfully kill anything with spikes on it

watched Brazil for the first time last night, great picture, and it also makes me think that baby boomer men get horny in a generationally specific and insane way

always feel tricked when I click a headline and it's a podcast transcription instead of a real article

I think related to this, "Trump 2.0" has been an underrated and imo sinister euphemism, implants the idea that Trump somehow reset or broke the clock on term limits. Even his opponents use this phrase and I think it is wrongheaded, like we're proactively giving up the fight on enforcing term limits

what job would you have on the Enterprise? Me, I wouldn't have any job, I would definitely fuck up in any position

Some random shots from the summer #photography

everybody has lost privileges to sarcastically post about "vote bl*e no matter who", adding it to the mute list

bought myself luggage and socks for my birthday and I am THRILLED

The Amazon War of the Worlds movie even more foul than I expected. Shocking how much contempt it has for the viewer

a big reason I actually like using bluesky is every time there's a new "stupid rightwing blogger people love to post about for some reason" I add that person's name to my mute list

What celebrity do you most delusionally believe you could be friends with?

Overheard some teenagers arguing whether the moon landing was faked and the pro-real teen derided a pro-fake teen as a "casual" for believing the conspiracy

The Pittsburgh Airport has a tram? Just who the fuck does it think it is? I was expecting a tarmac in a cornfield

"bluesky is dying" always strange to me, do people really aspire to be a profoundly expendable 1-in-a-1,000,000,000 "user"? Have we run out of cool exclusive places that are desirable because of that exclusivity? everybody can post in GBS and that's why it sucked, but FYAD is cool, etc etc

went viral by running into an environmental spike and exploding into flashing orbs

That this is indistinguishable from the charlatanism of a John Edwards-style tv medium goes to show that many people look at this technology purely as a way to grift us. Carl Sagan had some choice words about these kinds of scam artists and the kind of culture in which they thrive

Achieving serenity by checking my bag, don't have to carry shit and my bag's fate is out of my hands

This is so funny, $2000 dungeon master classes? The people running this should be embarrassed but also I kinda feel if you pay for this you're just a mark

do we have a name for this indie game art style yet? Jet Grind Radio-core with an optional sprinkling of Moebius? It feels more specific than just "cel shading"

The weirdest part of becoming a smoothie guy is actually finishing bags of baby spinach

I'd put up The Book of Henry as perhaps the closest thing we have to an objective answer to this question

Going through unexpected turbulence on this Delta flight...assuredly the work of my haters

family visit going well and then "Gutfeld!" is mentioned

some people think being a movie nerd means watching old black and white movies but really it means watching MIAMI VICE (2006)

accidentally turned my air conditioner to celcius and considered just throwing it away

anybody who thinks the NYT collaborated with a eugenicist in order to tell a nuanced story of multiracial identity is a fucking moron and that they think you'll buy this excuse tells you that they think their readers are gullible pigs. Stop falling for it, stop supporting them

I have been really enjoying the new soccer game @playrematch.com but the year is 2025 and people still launch multiplayer games with essentially zero moderation over racist names/costumes (players can use in-game cosmetics to simulate blackface and there is no in-game report feature). Like, really?

I am available to book for podcasts but ONLY if we are discussing Jim Walls' 4-game oeuvre at Sierra

just reserved my opening night ticket for Jurassic World: Rebirth and do NOT feel good about it

this is the same feeling as when the queen died except if someone shot her

this is a great list from Sophie and I don't think I could make my own because my heart tells me that I would have to put Love on a Leash on it

My bus to NYC broke down and our bus driver told us maybe it's a sign from God and we'll avoid becoming victims of a terror attack that will occur at our originally scheduled arrival time. So if that happens I'll be OK I guess!

Good day to remind people you can literally join a different party: dsausa.org I guarantee your dues will go a lot farther here than any democratic party organization sending you fundraising texts

All the insane Zohran articles are a good reminder: please do not merely rubberneck crumbling institutions, actually subscribe with real dollars to newspapers you actually like. NYC has nonprofits like @thecity.nyc, worker-owned @hellgatenyc.com, publicly funded @gothamist.com, etc

I think it's way past time we just start calling people dumb assholes when they talk about adults in their mid-30s as if they are children. Whether they sincerely believe it or they're lying for political purposes, it doesn't matter, it's dumb asshole talk

The silver lining of the democrats being overrun by psychopaths is we've got easy litmus tests for sellout dipshits like Jessica Ramos. Anybody choosing to endorse people like Cuomo (or Rahm or Newsom) can also fuck off forever, call them and make their lives hard and primary them immediately

What does the tagline for The Talented Mr Ripley pose a question but end with a period? Just noticing this now 26 years later

Movies are magic