best boat name this year was Jibe Talkin’. Worst: It’s Plane to Sea

even as an adult man w/ no sense of whimsy, i find it a little disappointing that you don’t get ANY effects when you ride your bicycle over the shared bike lane markers on the pavement.

USCG Penobscot Bay, warming up for another season of domestic icebreaking

tomato-potato transition day for those of us in the northeastern united states

love it when they do payroll early on a holiday weekend

i appreciate the peaceful and calm attitude prevailing among drivers today. we’ll all get there together

i hate how many buttons there are next to the spacebar nowadays

this backboard is so heavy. feels like an artifact from a dimension where Shaq is an immortal tyrant

laughing at this fake Redon. Look at that foot!

the little rattle it makes when you step on locust bean pods should be enshrined with the other joys of autumn

found out that IU hosts a digital archive of some guy’s kodachrome slides (14000+!) from the middle of last century digitalcollections.iu.edu/collections/...

cursed at a motorist on a rainy morning commute and spent half the day drying my socks and shoes, only for the afternoon to turn out like this

steve keene cowboy sawblades.

staring at a high res photo of a cookie until it disgusts me

i will teach him to suck eggs

ford transit door looks like a butterfly wing

it would feel so bad to end up the enemy over what went down here

tied my sneaker too tight and my foot got cold

wanted to take a picture of the currently colorful bittersweet berries, but there’s a package of pepperidge farm chesapeakes in my bag’s snacker spot and I can’t get my camera out

my dad worked in special ed for decades and knew firsthand that tracking is bs. I remember him explaining to a parent at a party the simple fact that kids learn better when they learn together, and she was so mad she started crying at the thought of her kids being in a classroom w/ dummies

they’re selling the firehouse in town as a residence and it comes with this ceiling plaque

hiding in the stairwell until my boss eats all four of his lunch eggs

carnies causing problems on the thruway this morning

the toaster is ignoring my input

HOS Mystique from this morning… wonder if they do anything cool with that mondo crane.

as a child my favorite forms of economic activity were ice cream truck, 7 eleven, and pulling mcdonald’s monopoly game pieces off discarded mailers on garbage day.

beautiful town

eating a kouign amann that has bridged the gap between bread and candy

Richard Kimble mode

my boss has been on vacation for three days, and the relief of not having to defend against his insane incompetence and dishonesty is making me almost manic. i was in the same bad mood for like two years

have a big stye and putting the warm compress on my face reminds me of dunking my eyebrow in mug full of hot saltwater while listening to ted leo as a teen to prevent eyebrow ring infection

Cheap Trick at the County Fair tonight, but the weather is bad…

have to pick and stand up a 10’ tall Lipchitz with the forklift while real professionals observe… abt to be harrowed

they closed the chain pharmacy in town, and attempting to purchase real world products from the patchwork of identity-driven boutiques that remain is a nightmare! We fucked up retail so bad.

Suspicion confirmed: my doctor is a DJ at the local college radio station.

Nobody says eat the bird anymore

here’s to us!

mandatory panzanella

it’s a sandwich Sunday

can’t get enough cumin lately. doesn’t feel right

saw the biggest wasp of my life… as long as my thumb and about as big around. looked more like a lobster than a bug

new (to me) Italian stereotype

good sunset cloud colors

therapist-mandated playlist

i keep thinking i’ve got dried wood glue on my hands and consequently peeling little strips of flesh off my thumb

'Brooks and boulders' - the third piece of my aerial embroidery series incorporating pine bark chip 'rocks'! The contrasts between the hard rocks and soft embroidery, dark and pale shades and terrain makes this landscape my favourite 😊 will be available Friday with all the others! 1/2

when i close my eyes i see an autonomous forklift coming at me menacingly

wasp got sucked down my collar and into my shirt while bicycling and I got stung directly in the heart.

Behaved w/ mild but regrettable rudeness towards a big pickup truck driver kind of haplessly and annoyingly blocking a crosswalk/curb cut. I have discarded two abandoned soda cans on the train platform as penance.

English has gotta be one of the best latin alphabet languages for pronounceable acronyms.