rare food dude. the chestnut freak

suppin’

The best part of the 2014 Spurs championship was when my brother took the Larry O’Brien trophy to different parks we grew up playing at unannounced and let whoever happened to be there enjoy it.

Minnesotans are truly Noble. They have a special degree of morality

let’s go

can’t believe they cured melanoma the week before my beach trip.

backrooms is such a funny thing to be scared of. going around the campfire and asking your friend who worked at Lids what it was like to take the trash out

looking for a certain black t shirt and remembering why i had a dresser drawer dedicated exclusively to friends’ band apparel in the past

they dropped off a third bird skull monolith in the parking lot this morning

of course the toy story creatures refuse to die. it was a mistake to grant them life in the first place

saw a frog and walked up a different firetower than normal

overwhelmed by America’s small town charm

saw a guy on a Harley blasting Ben Folds in an office parking lot at 8:30 AM. Boys of Summer 2

pepsi + subway: stronger together

i love the newspaper

trying out using my time wisely and I just keep ending up with more time

observing the signs, ready for summer

gas station should have pastries available through a little walk-up window and a shaded picnic table

Saturday errands all done. quantities are up; debts owed? down

i know it’s annoying to appropriate public space as a tiktok studio or whatever, but i like it when I see a gal/guy doing a photoshoot w/ their gf or bf on a street corner. nobody else is really celebrating our street corners like they should.

the clouds are good tonight.

boss told me to throw out a painting of woody woodpecker that his cousin (our former crater) painted for him when cousin was 10. pure evil

a sad-style cool guy just shot me a look so plaintive it made me spit out my coffee. he was hanging out in a gazebo, his brow was so heavy

quit drinking 14 years ago today. usually don’t realize/think abt it until after the day has passed

when i was a little kid we had neighbors called the Ghoulies and everyone acted like that was normal. I think they were real estate professionals.

due to my coworker using weird benefits, at the conclusion of my beach vacation I will have one additional week of vacation time (+ free gas) to drive from coastal South Carolina to my home. The kind of situation I always wanted

i don’t like it when people are wrong. unless it’s me, then it’s a little bit charming

licked a fleck of styrofoam off my arm bc i ate a chipwich in the van and i thought it was extra ice cream

developing irreversible elbow problems due to the years of life spent walking around and holding a big coffee cup

checking out the dick’s

i swear to god every time i hang out with my cousins/family, they tell me a NEW story about how i fell or was dropped on my head as an infant & toddler

hudson, schuykill, susquehanna… our nation’s drainage (sorry i forgot the delaware)

wharfing out

hiring two guys to grab my arms and pull me up off the bed like they do when a guy gets fouled in a basketball game

came across my Cool Boss’s kid’s drawings from last year where she revealed herself to be a kind of Italo Calvino of art database entries

a fabled third emotional state that is not fatigue or ‘on edge’ is prophesied to descend from the sky in a golden orb this afternoon

pottsville erasure

purchased an interesting-looking soda at the store, and it’s disgusting! the cycle never ends

saw a highway worker wearing a trashbag rain poncho cinched w/ a tool belt

loving this rain. just like bladerunner

was shown some revolutionary war redoubts by my male friend yesterday after teaching him to drive a forklift, then watched basketball with a couple other male friends. this will be a summer of fraternity

the emperor of china has assassin’s creed eagle vision. i’m not surprised

summoned to the beach

not sure what this hole is called, but it’s where the snacks go

saw my boss cutting a big hole in the top of an empty gallon of bleach and immediately knew he was making one of his defective piss jugs

french century draws a tiny bit closer

It’s happening dot gif

stultified

crate-builder put a shackle and padlock on his office mini fridge to keep my boss out