Chert
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Burdensome friend, lives by the river
of course the toy story creatures refuse to die. it was a mistake to grant them life in the first place
about 7 hours ago
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saw a frog and walked up a different firetower than normal
about 10 hours ago
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overwhelmed by Americaās small town charm
about 17 hours ago
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saw a guy on a Harley blasting Ben Folds in an office parking lot at 8:30 AM. Boys of Summer 2
about 19 hours ago
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pepsi + subway: stronger together
about 20 hours ago
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i love the newspaper
1 day ago
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trying out using my time wisely and I just keep ending up with more time
1 day ago
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observing the signs, ready for summer
3 days ago
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gas station should have pastries available through a little walk-up window and a shaded picnic table
3 days ago
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Saturday errands all done. quantities are up; debts owed? down
4 days ago
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i know itās annoying to appropriate public space as a tiktok studio or whatever, but i like it when I see a gal/guy doing a photoshoot w/ their gf or bf on a street corner. nobody else is really celebrating our street corners like they should.
4 days ago
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the clouds are good tonight.
4 days ago
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boss told me to throw out a painting of woody woodpecker that his cousin (our former crater) painted for him when cousin was 10. pure evil
5 days ago
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a sad-style cool guy just shot me a look so plaintive it made me spit out my coffee. he was hanging out in a gazebo, his brow was so heavy
5 days ago
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quit drinking 14 years ago today. usually donāt realize/think abt it until after the day has passed
5 days ago
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when i was a little kid we had neighbors called the Ghoulies and everyone acted like that was normal. I think they were real estate professionals.
6 days ago
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due to my coworker using weird benefits, at the conclusion of my beach vacation I will have one additional week of vacation time (+ free gas) to drive from coastal South Carolina to my home. The kind of situation I always wanted
6 days ago
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i donāt like it when people are wrong. unless itās me, then itās a little bit charming
7 days ago
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licked a fleck of styrofoam off my arm bc i ate a chipwich in the van and i thought it was extra ice cream
8 days ago
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developing irreversible elbow problems due to the years of life spent walking around and holding a big coffee cup
8 days ago
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checking out the dickās
9 days ago
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i swear to god every time i hang out with my cousins/family, they tell me a NEW story about how i fell or was dropped on my head as an infant & toddler
9 days ago
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hudson, schuykill, susquehanna⦠our nationās drainage (sorry i forgot the delaware)
10 days ago
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wharfing out
11 days ago
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hiring two guys to grab my arms and pull me up off the bed like they do when a guy gets fouled in a basketball game
11 days ago
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came across my Cool Bossās kidās drawings from last year where she revealed herself to be a kind of Italo Calvino of art database entries
12 days ago
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a fabled third emotional state that is not fatigue or āon edgeā is prophesied to descend from the sky in a golden orb this afternoon
12 days ago
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pottsville erasure
12 days ago
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purchased an interesting-looking soda at the store, and itās disgusting! the cycle never ends
12 days ago
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saw a highway worker wearing a trashbag rain poncho cinched w/ a tool belt
13 days ago
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loving this rain. just like bladerunner
13 days ago
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was shown some revolutionary war redoubts by my male friend yesterday after teaching him to drive a forklift, then watched basketball with a couple other male friends. this will be a summer of fraternity
13 days ago
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the emperor of china has assassinās creed eagle vision. iām not surprised
13 days ago
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summoned to the beach
13 days ago
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not sure what this hole is called, but itās where the snacks go
14 days ago
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saw my boss cutting a big hole in the top of an empty gallon of bleach and immediately knew he was making one of his defective piss jugs
15 days ago
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french century draws a tiny bit closer
15 days ago
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15 days ago
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reposted by
Chert
Tom Breen
16 days ago
Itās happening dot gif
add a skeleton here at some point
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stultified
15 days ago
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crate-builder put a shackle and padlock on his office mini fridge to keep my boss out
16 days ago
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james harden reminds me of my boss
16 days ago
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eating the same candy as a 16th century nun
16 days ago
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compulsory outside time
loading . . .
17 days ago
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reposted by
Chert
BayBayFriend
about 1 year ago
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He really is, I saw him walking his dog on the UWS one night 15 years ago, and he offered a warm hello before a full exchange of pleasantries
add a skeleton here at some point
18 days ago
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baseball air
18 days ago
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making some really shitty furniture today
19 days ago
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are you a bad enough dude to get this c-bin full if discarded fireplace pieces into the dumpster without breaking your legs?
19 days ago
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quebecois balsam fir tea tonight. you can find me out back looking up at the boreal sky
19 days ago
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