got a much needed long laugh from this

Here are the lyrics to “Just One Fix” by Ministry (source: their website), followed by what Spotify says the lyrics are. Another triumph for AI

Yeah, I follow the news

A little fog will turn any morning walk into scenes from a lost folk horror film

Happy Easter, Easter people

Not Pooh Shiesty!

This is NOT what I signed up for

I hurry through the museum, taking a photo of every artwork and every explanatory text. I will never look at any of them.

I love the world’s greatest inventions: electricity, the wheel, the nacho hat

But the Dow was over 50,000!!!!

"If even the fractional number of known contractor injuries is added to the tally, the casualty count for Americans and those on U.S. bases may top 13,600."

“Doubling down on teleportation claim”

It’s time for them to reinvigorate the brand and hire me to write these movies and they’re very similar but in the Robocop universe

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

"Oh, Well, Life Isn't So Bad, After All. A New Surprising Course of Thought," by Thomas Ligotti, CarperHollins, 2021. See description in ALT text.

Looks like JPM was roughly correct on the timeline

#TombTuesday The Gleninsheen wedge tombs are two #prehistoric wedge tombs located in the north central area of the Burren area of County Clare, #Ireland. Both are aligned east-west, and there is evidence of contemporary etchings on some of the stone.

Sublime high comedy moment. Grateful that Anas Sarwar will now have to answer questions about one of his MPs having a potentially treasonous affair with the captain of a nuclear submarine whilst her husband spied for China.

At Temple University I took a class on "UFOs in American culture" thinking it would be about, you know, culture. But no, the teacher genuinely believed aliens were here and abducting humans for their ongoing hybrid breeding program, and he had written several books on this. Great, great class.

This will apparently come as a surprise to some, but the entire state of North Carolina was not plunged “into a deep depression” by Duke losing in the NCAA tournament

I’m sure many of you remember this strip. I was just noting elsewhere that Frank Cho’s “Liberty Meadows” first appeared on March 31, 1997. Here are the first four dailies:

The film The Sixth Sense, but instead of George Clooney discovering that he's dead it's a Ricky Gervais fan discovering that he's been the one who's offended the whole time.

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

🇫🇷 ⚖️ Twenty-two people went on trial in France on Monday on charges of murder and other serious crimes centred on members of a Masonic lodge accused of running hit squads ➡️ u.afp.com/SbfW

a black night in an open boat, when almost despairing of reaching any hospitable shore

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

Step one: don’t serve ham at Passover

In all the basketball excitement I forgot to mention that I got a new car. Do you guys like it

The only good thing about the golden age of surveillance is there are so many good fan reaction videos for sports moments

A subdued reaction from Grant Hill

LMAO at Duke radio calling for a celebration tech on UConn

This is what is was like in the HQ studio when UConn beat Duke

It doesn’t appear to be on Bluesky, but if you have an Instagram account, the video of the UConn women reacting to the end of the men’s game is superb content

me to every single piece of UConn content right now

the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents

Same here, Braylon Mullins

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Do you like these pictures I took

Do you know how wild it is to go to UConn and hit the best shot in school history

I came out of the movies and had, no joke, 17 text messages from various people, all of which were variations on “HOLY SHIT”

AS CALLED ON UConn Huskies radio by Mike Crispino Duke radio by David Shumate Westwood One by Scott Graham

AS CALLED ON ESPN3 Brasil ESPN4 South America Arena 1 Serbia Sport Klub Croatia (auto transcribed & translated as always)

That’s right folks

Limbering up for tomorrow’s extremely long Gospel reading

is that good

I am begging online horror fans to learn what “liminal” means