if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.

Macready being a perfect baby angel while meeting one of my very best friends for the first time, a Christmas miracle

i always look back on this email as predictive of where she was heading

I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years

Will note: this is probably the direct result of workshy Bari Weiss waiting until Friday before a Sunday air date to spike the story. International rebroadcasters probably get the recordings early to vet locally and run through local standards and practices. She forgot and no one told her :)

Congress’s three favorite lines: 1. Sorry we can’t do anything, we’re in the minority 2. Sorry we can’t do anything, we need a supermajority 3. Sorry we can’t do anything, our party’s in the White House and we have to support the president

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

Do you think Bari knew it would go like this

baller

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

Absolutely fucking not

And there it is...

Here you go!

It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great

Working to correct the numerous accuracies we found in the story.

my non-nba followers need to know that Shaedon Sharpe did one of the all-time great dunks last night

attorneys with one of the state's largest public defense law firms are based as hell it turns out only an idiot would consider it a scandal for public defenders to say "fuck the police"

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

the difference between sports people using advanced stats and pundits is that sports people, for all their faults, have used data to genuinely learn stuff we didn't know before. pundits just use it to double down on the policies and tactics they already preferred.

To win elections Democrats have to appeal to people who see a truck that says “follow me to Bill’s Furniture Store!” and actually do

yeah sure LAUGH IT UP @electrolemon.bsky.social

everybody with more money than us is lying to our face every second of every day

A Cliffs Notes for the Jake Paul situation since I'm seeing people confused. Jake Paul and his brother were 'prank streamers'. Yes exactly. They got famous for doing that and got rich. Jakes fame got to his head and somewhere along the way he started believing he could fight pro boxers.

Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?

Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol

'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'

Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.

[Spank Rock voice]

Of course they’re going to undo everything. That’s why Biden got rid of the Space Force on day one.

This is showing my ignorance: I did not know that going to a megachurch cost money in the form of a ticket

BREAKING: 40 workers at 2 Guitar Center locations are unionizing with UFCW/@rwdsu.bsky.social

Attention Seattle allies - we're not done yet! 📍Meet us at Starbucks HQ tomorrow at 12pm PST for a picket and speakout, featuring Rep. @jayapal.house.gov, striking baristas, and Girard Montejo-Thompson of Seattle Education Association. RSVP here: www.mobilize.us/seiuorganizi...

Following yesterday's massive rally in Seattle, striking baristas have announced our next escalation: ⛺️CAMP CONTRACT!⛺️ We've been camping outside Starbucks HQ around the clock to remind them that union baristas aren't going anywhere. Wherever the company is, so too will our picket lines!

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

yeah i think they just didn't program the search function properly/at all

seems legit

ska... good! good!! mmhemhm

They just didn't care!

I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:

Was watching the end to a great basketball game and it wasn’t just the BET365 ads on the scorer’s table, it wasn’t just the commercials for sports betting, it was the fuckin Fan Duel Live Odds that popped up on screen like player stats, distracting me from watching the damn game. This shit sucks man

Still wouldn't be white enough for him.

Once Trump is no longer president, anything short of this treatment for everyone in his administration and in ICE and CBP isn’t far enough

The whole category was fun: "Aslan finds himself in a closeted entrance to Narnia along with a Nintendo gaming console"

oh my god

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Some unknown creators made the world as a test to make the perfect beverage. When someone made mango lassi those creators went “yea that was it”