Bummer that the new muppet show is a half hour special and not the first episode of a series. Did they make it as a pilot or something

New Muppet Show yet again confirms the unassailability of the “puppets scrambling to put on a little show” format

Impressive mental health section on Jasmine Crockett's website this morning. Check out that second paragraph.

you know the crowd exploded when this one hit

Please stop uncritically posting everything you hear secondhand about what’s going on here signed, Minneapolis

actually under 6'4.75" is short. anything above that, who the fuck do you think you are. get outta here

have you talked to your coworkers about that?

If you think Canada is unfriendly your brain is cooked

Jesus if you’ve lost the owners of Vegas sports bars your movement is toast

the teaches of peaches are generally accepted to be: 1. suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me 2. it's fine all of the time 3. IUD 4. stay in school 5. huh? 6. what?

I thought Trump somehow losing money owning a casino was the most insane shit I've ever seen but a landlord not being able to make money in NYC seems like the same level of incompetence so maybe find another job you leech

watching the videos of Mamdani with those kids one thing that comes to mind is that if it had been Newsom as those kids are acting like, well, kids, he would have taken out a gun and shot them onstage

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

Accidentally called Margot Robbie “Margot Rubio” and I cannot tell you how much the past year has cooked my brain

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my chemical munitions

Death from Above 1488

Blue Albums Matter

Death Camp For Cutie over here

JustICE

Broken Social Contract

you'd think he'd try to get a job with Interpol

think of it this way: if he gave away one trillion dollars every day, it would be gone in one day

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this? storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

YEAHHH KROENKES!!! GET OUT OF THE LUXURY TAX LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

banksy is BACK

take me to church (committee)

guy who's mad at Hunter Biden but only because Hunter Biden was known to be a good tipper and the guy is anti-tipping

AI is absolutely cooking these people's brains

what did the unabomber know and when did he know it

every time the dems try to do some 'we're trying to be hip with the kids, get influencers in on all this, rock the vote' deal i think about the votes to defund ACORN in 2009, while dems still had strong majorities in both house and senate, and what the vote tallies were

i've never seen a more meetings-y, white board-y, brainstorm-y phrase than "rein in ICE." you know that shit went back and forth in 300 emails.

how can they call it "GOAT milk" when it's okay at best

I was given occasion today to recall the immortal words of Orson Welles when he was asked about Elia Kazan: “Elia Kazan is a traitor. He is a man who sold to McCarthy all his companions at a time when he could continue to work in New York at high salary. And having sold all of his people…

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The @uaw.org has won a tentative agreement from VW nearly two years after workers voted to unionize in Chattanooga. Over 3,000 workers will get: - A 20% raise - Better healthcare - A bonus of about $6,550 per worker upon ratification And much more.

How is “I’ve hosted Nazis on my podcast” not like, a hard red line for people in terms of presidential nominees

Tag yourself I’m Jefferson Death Star

She’s starting a small business in a minority neighborhood for three years

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

The song was on the soundtrack to osmosis jones??? I’m sorry???????

Jeff Bezos gave $75 million to support Melania Trump's vanity film, but he doesn't have the money for the hundreds of journalists he laid off at The Post today. Democracy dies with Bezos – unless we fight back. Here's how you can help: newsguild.org/mass-layoffs...

he’s already adult size and his new thing is doing wall jumps off the sliding glass door when he sees me from outside. life expectancy: approx 4-6 weeks

it's probably fine

I wish Swamp Thing was here

the kismet of this appearing like this on my skyline