“There have been many accounts pretending to be fans just to tarnish the ship's reputation” That’s what we call Worldbuilding, folks

Someone please get the mayor some actual soccer shoes please it isn’t safe to play in dress shoes

this one stopped me cold

Just because someone writes this kind of stuff doesn't mean they're a fan. There have been many accounts pretending to be fans just to tarnish the ship's reputation.And believe me, we're fed up with being called homophobic when 98% of us are queer women.So let's not spread misinformation.

lmao at the pre release hype about the graphic udyr sex scenes

The data doesn’t lie: getting old makes you turn white

it blows my mind that no big company wants to spend $8 trillion to hire everyone who was even tangentially involved in making Baldur's Gate 3 and told them to go nuts making a non-d&d world and combat system. there are SO MANY people with bg3 on their resumes who got laid off. unfathomable!!

really though, SEX CRIMINALS is such a weird, charming, fun book that could only have come from Matt and Chip. you should read it.

as someone who worked on bg3, I fully agree - it's so utterly hypocritical how these platforms treat sex and eroticism - they want to make bank off big releases (and payment processors conveniently look the other way when this happens!) but strangle entire swathes of content from indies

I’m liking Reggie Dinkins fine, but “FDNY Chicago” is a fantastic leftover 30 Rock bit

A majority of registered Democrats would vote to reinstate literacy tests TODAY.

Incredible work by the Jeopardy graphic design team for this YouTube video

she fetches too hard. i whip the ball and she looks like someone fired an unmanned muppet out of a tshirt gun

this is so fucking funny

HOLY SHIT

100% of conservatives and 50% of liberals don't actually believe in democracy. anti-democracy liberals want the Smart People to make decisions, not the unwashed masses

Dua Wipa is what you do when you're down to three squares left on the roll. Gotta get high roi in that situation

Pedophile party

how does Bluesky's Trust & Safety team feel about Mangosteen? just wondering

Vegas. Bad city!

That’s awesome, let’s make it 10%.

Currently theorycrafting something called a Sunglasses Socialist. Is it a compliment or insult? That’s still tbd

i was gonna come in with "star wars" before realizing that actually when i was a kid at peak Star Wars hype, the first movie was only 20 years old

With its jubilant message and stomping pastoral energy, "Surrounded" by Psychiatrist & 20 Depressed People may be the millennial anthem of the summer

it's true. i should be babied more. i'm baby

i told my coworker that Hall & Oates were named that way because they were from Holland

I’ll go against the grain and take Carter just for the music. All of punk, post-punk, AND disco

Bumping this one last time before I give the answer

Minnesota is the well-known one; what’s the other??

think we'll look back on this whole era of advertising like we do 50's stars endorsing Lucky Strikes

Electoralism nerd trivia: what states have a Democratic Party that is the result of a party merger and are still named that way? One is very well known, the other is more obscure- if there are more than two I’d be delighted to learn

This led me to looking up Pitchfork’s songs of 2008 and even if you’re a music nerd I don’t think you’ve heard most of the top 10 since the actual year 2008

NBA teams should have an official Rules Lawyer and no one else is allowed to argue with refs

They are straight up roughhousing in the playoffs

We love a queen who’s kind to workers

Electric cars backing up sound like synths from New Order

B-b-b-b bird bird bird A bird is a bird

Knicks fans heckiling Embiid at the free throw line in Philly

Somehow I ended up with the dog version of the Jon Hamm character from 30 Rock. People stop her on the street to tell her how beautiful she is

i just realized what the Erika Kirk faces meme reminds me of and it's Pearl Forrester from MST3K

The Daily Wire 'Twins' reboot is gonna be trash

Ironically, most MTG players are trans

Jealous of this cat

Toni Kukoč looks like the CEO of an Italian car company