In all seriousness, any leftist still trying to find a woke way to stay on twitter are embarrassing themselves. Its not even losing at chess to a dog at this point. The dog is just shitting directly in your mouth and you're just gulping it down.

somewhere in the 420s AD the third under-governor of some farflung colony gave himself an ulcer worrying for years that the rounding errors in his tax reports would eventually be uncovered by an imperial auditor who had in truth been cut in half by a visigoth a decade prior. that will not be me

Listening to Yousuke Yukimatsu at the gym

I don't recall off hand who made the point about AI being, more than anything else, a machine for displacing responsibility. That increasingly looks like its most reliable feature

you make a computer program that does what Grok does and it is now mandatory that you come in to answer some questions. simple as that

Armand I'm in a Bluesky compound right now it's funny as hell we got jokes and like fifty in-house brain poisoned ultralib memes you fuckin loser

Is it just me or does the Nazi site actually have bad vibes?

It’s very, very funny that “Twitter isn’t real-life” has come completely full-circle. Every centrist and right-winger on Twitter is freaking out about Zohran and comparing him to Stalin while taxi drivers and many other working-class New Yorkers are like “this is awesome.”

waking up every day to hear Zohran appointed another highly competent DSA member to run an office

A hearty congrats to RFK Jr., as the U.S. is poised to lose its measles elimination status after 25 years, with the most cases since the early 1990s.

I like Zohran BUT [insert countless reasons why you don’t like Zohran]

for 2026 we are leaving behind all fiction with villain childhood trauma. leave that shit in your notes

re: Rama Duwaji, the actual A Song of Ice and Fire quote that has the most use-value for me is "Good boots are hard to find"

aloof wife hoofs it in elite boots

We congratulate SMC member Tascha Van Auken on her appointment! Democracy does not end at the ballot box. With Tascha at the helm, we know that Zohran's administration will work tirelessly to give working people the voice they have been denied.

"and many will not pray at all" was a nice touch.

rootless cosmopolitan (laudatory)

did you know you can hear the voice of the last Emperor of China on YouTube? www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIMI...

waiter, waiter. 10 million more transplants please!

google: run by phd students, llm is sycophantic, suicidal, makes weird excuses and begs for help anthropic: llm defaults to blissed-out namaste forever if left alone. sometimes obsessed with metal cubes. openai: maximally sycophantic, to the point of encouraging psychosis x dot ai: mechahitler

this post is even funnier with the fancy uk schools labeler on

These people love being miserable and whining and actively want Zohran to fail so their nihilist worldview can once again be confirmed

the pro-AI left, which I am by instinct sympathetic to, needs defenders that are not making $400k/year

what overrated c-rank sf "tech" company does this absolute moron work for you, do you think

Congratulations to SMC member Cea Weaver on her appointment as director of the Office to Protect Tenants!! Under Cea's leadership, the Office will become an important tool in protecting the rights of working-class New Yorkers and furthering Zohran's affordability agenda.

I've watched a couple of Hitler's early speeches, and they really do give off 'you had to be there's vibes. Like Trump and his 'charisma'; I accept it intellectually, but I will never GET it. 'It's a generational thing, I'm told'. 110 percent not my generation, I guess.

Two things I realized tonight. I donated $18 to Zohran in 2020 for his first campaign for assemblymember. That same year he signed up 13 DSA members in the #DSA100K recruitment drive I designed. This has always been an ambitious, grassroots, collective project. Join DSA today: dsausa.org/join

I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this. He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.

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if Zohran was Chinese-American his parents would still be upset he didn't get into Columbia

Zohran has an almost impossible task at hand — especially considering he’s besieged on all sides by enemies or “allies” hoping he fails — but genuinely think freezing rent-controlled apartments and getting universal childcare done is all he really needs to do to be a successful mayor imo

Can’t stress enough how universal childcare would almost single-handedly ensure my wife and I stay in New York long-term

Lol you're a fucking moron you fucking dipshit

Doesn’t take a lot of squinting to see a better future when one juxtaposes Trump’s declining health and approval ratings and a Muslim socialist being inaugurated as the mayor of America’s largest city

It is a little funny that some people, they are now mostly still on Twitter, genuinely miss and think it was better when DSA was a glorified Harringtonite book club

"Taxi depots and Amazon warehouses, DSA meetings and curbside domino games."

part of the genius of his major campaign ideas is that they can be deployed fairly quickly as tangible deliverables. they can help him build trust with voters as someone who does what he says he will do. and trust goes a long way!

No matter where we go from here I cannot believe we, as DSA, in under 10 years of reconstitution, elected a guy to govern the most important city in the world that says in his inaugural speech: “I was elected as a democratic socialist and I will govern as a democratic socialist.”

It's so cool the left finally gets to have our own Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama

A friend at the inauguration sent me this photo, can anyone confirm?

I just don’t understand why Chuck Schumer would sit, side by side, with a rabid antisemite and anti-zionist. It’s so confusing to see him betray his values like this…

"we're here to inspect your daycare center"

many are saying that it’s happening in 2026

Today's society has jettisoned the cleansing rituals of the past and so our spiritual baggage just accumulates. I think humans fundamentally need collective moments where maybe we don't entirely forget what's happened, but we direct ourselves to let go enough to go forward and do the next thing.

I love New Years more than almost any other holiday because it reminds us that we should give ourselves and those closest to us some grace regarding the past, while striving for something higher in the bear future, even if we know it will be a challenge to attain.

Zohran Mamdani is sworn in over a bottle of Bawlz in a basement over an Intel Celeron CPU running Tribes 2?

NEW YORK (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani sworn in as mayor of New York City.