Importance: HIGH

Donald Trump if he was a Democrat

Thinking of going to Liberty University

Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov, does the "J" in "J.B." stand for "Gaslight" or is it the "B"?

Learning some people have never gone fishing before whats up with that

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social hey can you hire me as the NYC social media coordinator I think I would be really good at that job or job like that

I frew up in the gay bar bathroom last night woe is me

Tomorrow you can go fishing in New York state without a fishing license

It's a beautiful Chicago Christmas

Morgdawg for Mayor 2027... Morgdawg for Senate 2032...

The military occupation has gotten way worse and one of my senators caved this time 👍

Here's me reading this in my shitty Trump impression your welcome @regimepup.bsky.social

Over a foot of snow tonight cool that's awesome

He was rambling about Joe Namath and Drew Brees

Little does he know we are forcibly injecting him with estrogen

Ok unironically pissed off that woke killed off Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer as a radio song

We were talking about Pritzker forgetting to do shit about the CTA until the last minute at poker and I said something like "Pritzkers memory is bad becauses he's fat" and then immediately went "Wait what does that have to do with him being fat"

Is Zohran still fat what happened to that

Will say cigarettes and alcohol is really good for weight loss

Gay Mr Beast be like: *Gets killed by the Saudi Government after opening theme park*

Dolls Football Sunday guest starring @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social

If this somehow got 10k likes I may actually cry in pain

I'm the LGBT Eric Adam's voter

I was doing Malort for Mamdani

If Jones wins it means he has a mandate to put Republicans in camps. Listen to the voters.

I libbed out so hard last night I yelled death to Israel at the gay bar

The people of Virginia are libbing the fuck out!

Dude youre bisexual thats terrible try estrogen

If I'm at poker and Jacob Frey loses tonight I apologize if I started getting louder than usual I will be celebrating like it's the end of a long war

Big day in Minneapolis, a day for change to finally occur If you live in Minneapolis PLEASE rank Fateh #1, Davis #2, and Hampton #3. It's time to end Frey's politics of division and deadlock.

#ThankYouBisexualMen #BisexualManChaser

Rocky Horror Picture Show staring Dick Cheney as Dr Frankenfurter

Please take note I am looking to be a handsome mans aloof gf with bangs

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

I gotta be the only person who prefers Brainerd over Minneapolis in a woke way but its ok honestly I just like being innovative

Can we please fix this by like March I do want to go back up to see my family

Don't ask how many seats the MN State Senate has worst mistake of my life

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Becaus 6 7????????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣👐👐👐👐

Transgender Obama: Uuuuh let my jizz be clear

I'm the first monogamous person to own an Android phone

Fuck off

The Halloween Costume

The Halloween Blizzard of 91...

Illinois Policy's newest proposal: Tax Credits to the Southern IL Klan to stimulate spending in local Southern IL businesses

CTA USERS YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A CAR DEALERSHIP RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF AUTO STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW.

I am going to get that transgender Bama flag turned into a real thing at some point

Anyone have any fun exciting Halloween events for me to go to

All I needed was for Digimon to give me uppies - @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social

Ok I gotta say why do we mostly see this shit from safe state dems and never like swing/red state dems