Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

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On his first day in office, the Mayor of New York toured the crumbling apartment of one of his constituents. On his 348th day in office, the President of the United States shops for marble and onyx for a ballroom nobody wants.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

My lovely girlfriend @nahree.bsky.social gave me this for Christmas and it feels true everyday but maybe especially today

We condemn Trump’s illegal war on Venezuela. Read our full statement: www.dsausa.org/statements/d...

People will ask "What do you expect Dems to do when they don't hold the majority in either house?" And my answer is simply that they should state clearly what they *will* do the moment they have any leverage, and not just say how 'concerned' they are.

Man, Zelenskyy telling Trump & Vance that the US has been lucky to have its oceans, but that we too will someday feel the "problems of war" seems like one of those quotes that gets put at the start of a history book covering events 5-15 years after the quote.

Trump just posted this photo of the sharpest minds in our intelligence community hard at work during the Venezuelan operation.

I don't think any Rep should be saying anything at this time that doesn't include a clear statement about drafting articles of impeachment, however I'll grant partial credit that this is the correct in-the-moment response.

Rep. Seth Moulton: "This is insane. What the hell are we doing? ... this is illegal."

Less than two hours turnaround from "I need some help moving a couch" posted in the neighborhood boys chat to everything in its new location ✅😎🛋️

Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

Both Senators from Minnesota voted to confirm Rubio. Has it been announced yet that they are “deeply concerned”

Minnesotans when a Metro Transit bus is stuck: Let’s get to work! Minnesotans when an ICE vehicle is stuck: 🍿

Marty Supreme is a great movie. Go see it.

"Hi it's me the gun. I'm sorry I shot someone :("

"No ethical consumption under capitalism" I say to myself with a resigned shrug while continuing to use the CP & Stormfront social media platform

Legal observers wanted at tru north solar in Arden hills * Size: 20+ agents * Activity: parked outside a business where immigrants work * Location: tru north solar 3735 Dunlap st n, Arden hills * Uniforms * Time: 10:50am 1/2 * Equipment/Weapons: drone being used to search

I think Mamdani has a massively uphill battle to be an effective mayor, but unlike most people we elect here, he seems to realize that.

"I was elected as a democratic socialist and I will govern as a democratic socialist."

No matter where we go from here I cannot believe we, as DSA, in under 10 years of reconstitution, elected a guy to govern the most important city in the world that says in his inaugural speech: “I was elected as a democratic socialist and I will govern as a democratic socialist.”

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Get you friends who know how to properly decapitate a bottle of champagne in Arctic temperatures.

I love New Years more than almost any other holiday because it reminds us that we should give ourselves and those closest to us some grace regarding the past, while striving for something higher in the bear future, even if we know it will be a challenge to attain.

We’re gonna win.

New Year's Day is probably the most special holiday of the year to me. A day dedicated to the proposition that people, things, the world can and do change, a day that those of us who get stuck in our ways need more than anyone.

If I were this guy I would absolutely get sworn in on Karl Marx's personal copy of the Quran just to make losers have strokes

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

The MN GOP, including all candidates for governor, support masked men being able to walk into your kids daycare without identifying themselves while lying about enrolling fake children.

When Nick Shirley arrived to "test" if he could enroll his son "Joey" in Minneapolis day cares, his viral video omitted that he showed up with an entourage of masked men acting like security, multiple vehicles including vans, cameras, and men who wouldn't identify themselves. One day care owner /

you know who has had it too good for too long in this society? that's right. people who have to take care of other people's kids every day

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[To the tune of “A Long December” by Counting Crows youtu.be/FDnzwZbifrc ] A No-Norm December He's not reading any posts He's gone offline to protect his mental health I can’t remember the last thing he posted and deleted Now he just texts me all his jokes

I live in Minnesota. I’m not from here but chose it, in part because of the diversity, the supportive environment for kids and families, and the overall sense of community that makes those sides work well. Now it’s all under attack by the federal government and the President of the United States.

i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

Nick Shirley at the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.

Put together a helpful little explainer for any of the national news outlets parachuting into the Twin Cities these days

“Minnesota House Speaker Lisa Demuth said Monday that her caucus steered YouTube creator Nick Shirley to day care sites in Minnesota.” I feel like it should be a bigger part of the story that this was coordinated with MN GOP leaders, and spread and boosted on Elon’s X

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Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze

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