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ryan is right. people HATE hearing this. but it is just a matter of simple incentives. if you want a more representative legislature — and if you want a legislature more resistant to corruption — then you need to jack up the salaries. serving as mayor of NYC should net you a cool 500K *at least*

When you see a chart like this, you know we're really cooking

My cats could finish all my home-improvement projects, burn the house down, or just continue sleeping all over the place. Almost impossible to know, really.

taking a vacation day and bringing popcorn when this happens

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

a grand jury could indict a ham sandwich, but not convict one

“In 2029 we will use antitrust law to break up all companies that went through mergers after donating more than one million $ to President Trump while merger was being reviewed.”

The posting lawyers are so funny. Some are saying that the Sandwich Guy case was jury nullification but his entire case was premised on the idea that throwing a sandwich doesn’t meet the definition of the charge. The jury agreed. You are saying you would have voted to convict the guy.

The CVS on Snelling and University hired a lawyer who used to work for the city council on the DAY of their hearing.

After ICE agents raided a Chicago daycare Wednesday morning and arrested a teacher that has citizenship documents, Alderperson Andre Vasquez, 40th Ward Chicago says the city doesn't have time to wait for elections to fix the Trump administration's chaos and calls for Chicagoans to act now.

If the sandwich didn’t split You must acquit

Somebody call Bill McGuire and get this done.

"For MN, privatizing vast swaths of national forests would have huge consequences. There are about 2.8M acres of National Forest lands, of which 62K are inventoried roadless areas... Opening these places up to development would devastate this part of our economy." www.minnpost.com/community-vo...

Tell the Charter Commission how you feel about that, either in writing, or in-person at their meeting on Dec. 3 at 4 PM. The legislative branch has an important role in confirming department heads, just like in the federal or state government. www.minneapolismn.gov/government/b... End🧵

I don't know if anybody noticed, but Ramsey County's results came through a lot earlier than they have in the past, and the RCV results got counted fast. That's thanks to implementation of new software at Ramsey County. Thanks to the staff and election volunteers that made that possible

Still thinking about Zohran’s full-throated defense of immigration and how long i’ve waited for it. No bullshit about border security or “legal” immigrants but just unabashed support for immigrants. How many people feel so much more seen today? I know I do. 1/

It's understandably a bit lost in the shuffle right now, but the Administrative Citations ballot question in St. Paul passed by a huge margin!! This is an incredible result for good governance and effective city administration! St. Paul can fine slumlords now! It can hit the Most Hated CVS!

I am legitimately surprised that more Dullinger votes went to Her than Carter. www.rcvis.com/v/saint-paul...

Carter was running for a third term in a climate of general unhappiness with how things are going (and those higher property tax assessments hitting mailboxes a couple of weeks before the election) and Her’s strategy of saying nothing and riding that wave of discontent to victory to worked.

Well, we got Admin Cites

A fun under-recognized feature of AI training data centers is that sometimes they shake the power grid in a way that can rip generator shafts apart

Don't blame me, I ranked Cuomo

These Kirk obsessed goonss are never beating the charge that they are chronically online freaks who have lost touch with reality. They are inventing ghosts and using them to harass real people

TOMORROW: MELVIN YES YES

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Vampires are sucking the blood out of Saint Paul. On Tuesday, you can drive a stake through the heart of this negligent capital. Be a stake holder in our City! Vote Yes on Question 1

Damn that's crazy

Damn that's crazy

US citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents children would be coming to get bus, lawyers say

Weaponizing food access is a war tactic. This is class war. It's been class war. Yes, it has other intersectionality. But we outnumber them if we want to.

are you sure got everyone there @startribune.com ?????? this is beyond absurd.

Zoomers all be having one earbud in all the time

We're seeing in real time that many people are already in hell in that they carry hell with them wherever they go. Those making fun of people on SNAP are already in hell.

I’ve learned the solution to Minnesota’s vegetarian taco problem and I hope the places will hear me out because a better way is possible

The house on the corner is handing out full-sized potatoes, not just fingerling potatoes like the other houses.

there are some fucking layers in here

I was fine with the Helvetica rebrand, but when they merc'ed this guy that's where they lost me

I am a one-trick pony

Này your Halloween be blessed with lots of Salted Nut Rolls.

Vampires are sucking the blood out of Saint Paul. On Tuesday, you can drive a stake through the heart of this negligent capital. Be a stake holder in our City! Vote Yes on Question 1

1 Million B Line rides!!!!!!

Who up concluding some terms with a couple steel firms, with a load of iron ore twenty six thousand tons more than they weigh empty?

Ah well if it isn't a phone call from my old friend Scam Likely, come groveling back - hello... no, yes, no no no no no no AAAAHHHHHHH *clunk*

We are all stake holders in the fight against the vultures of capital Number 8 in a series: high concept sweater costumes that are difficult to explain

If you will accept me stretching this metaphor to its limit: please vote Yes on Question 1 in St Paul, a stake for the heart of negligent capital

We are all stake holders in the fight against the vultures of capital Number 8 in a series: high concept sweater costumes that are difficult to explain