They hate us cause they ain’t us

BLESS THE LOON! FEAR THE LOON! www.startribune.com/snelling-uni...

...they will never see this coming...

mods are asleep post lutes

Oh wait, shit. This is just the 1984 presidential election map.

It's 5F outside right now and yesterday it snowed 12 inches but I still don't want to live anywhere else

I feel like "Mia" is one of the best places in Minneapolis. It is free to visit.

NO

hey twin cities sounds like we’re going to be invaded by a really nasty weather system tomorrow so make sure you’re stocked up on the good stuff and that your neighbors are too

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I don’t care what they say, I still think Costco Hotdog is a beautiful name for your child

One of the earliest-ever modern portrayals of Santa Claus features him gifting Union soldiers with a jumping-jack doll of Jefferson Davis dangling from a noose - as drawn by political cartoonist Thomas Nast. www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...

The existence of Tiny Tim implies an opposite and equal Humongous Hank

office to myself today, time to treat these empty hallways to the festive sounds of e-town concrete

Leo XIV is from the Midwest which means he's actually the Ope

the commenters in the wikihow article “how to wrap a box like a pro” are really struggling with that whole ‘we live in a society’ thing

God bless Minneapolis

As president, I will launch a national program, on par with the Eisenhower freeway system and the moon landing, to ensure that every American has at least one guncle by the year 2035. We can do this, USA!

notable how the roided-out old man look of Steve Lockjaw echoes RFK2’s weird appearance

Gotta respect a man who stands by his own product

“His Excellency President LINCOLN: I beg to present you, as a Christmas gift, the city of Savannah, with 150 heavy guns and plenty of ammunition, and also about 25,000 bales of cotton.” Major General William T. Sherman, December 22, 1864

I STAND WITH BARRY WHITE

SKATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL

It was rosette makin’ day here

Old Tom Bombadil is a merry FELLOW, Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are YELLOW. Reeds by the shady pool, lilies on the WATER: Old Tom Bombadil and the River-DAUGHTER

SKATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL

Pack Mentality good! phagetapes.bandcamp.com/album/pack-m...

god forbid a woman who’s been on her feet all day decide to take a load off

friendly reminder of what happens when you get Minnesotans truly pissed off

El diseño gráfico es mi pasión

it's really suspicious that the national population of Guys exploded right when the number of Fellers started dropping precipitously

It doesn’t get brought up as much as a radicalizing faith, but it’s important to remember that, before he rained down hours of violence on some petty home invaders, Kevin McAllister worshipped in an Episcopalian church.

Everyone spontaneously standing and cheering like maniacs when the aliens blew up the White House in Independence Day

Y-I-K-E-S

From the discard pile

Another one from the discard pile

This is #SaintSmall. When you show up at 0550 to pick up a gross of donuts and a barrel of coffee for @cityofsaintpaul.bsky.social plow drivers, and the super friendly staffperson at @dunkindonutscoffee.bsky.social is the father of one of your drivers.

I don’t understand why everyone is so mad as Ad-Rock and Mike D’s hardcore side band tonight

Deleting old posts at different website, but a select few may be able to live on over here

getting rid of Calibri

Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.

SKATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL

"Oh Columbo, you're old bag of tricks won't work on me" - A murderer who is about to fall for Columbo's bag of tricks.

SKATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL