This was the biggest Viking defeat on Irish soil since the Battle of Clontarf in 1014.

I’m the guy who yells OOOOOOOW at the end of the O’Reillys Auto Parts jingle

pad thai for cats

RAN after this driver to take a picture of his incredible vest!!! I want one so bad but he said they’re only available for MTA workers 🏆🚍🏆

The violent incident was also witnessed by Fr. Vidal Rivas at nearby St. Matthews Episcopal Church. St. Matthews has served as a safe space for community members; Rivas has pledged to become legal guardian for any children whose parents were deported, signing documents on behalf of 14 children.” ⚓️

St Paul DSI is in proceedings to force the demolition of the blighted CVS building at Uni/Snelling. If you are cool and you live in St Paul you will email [email protected] and tell them that you support requiring the demo of that building

new saint paul dad level unlocked

These guys are great, but “Colorado Straight Edge” rings oddly in my ear. attn: @snowden.st

pitching a new reality competition show called ska-merican ninja warrior where contestants have to skank their way through a series of increasingly diabolical obstacles

Hematuria is such a pretty name

playing cornhole with the neighborhood dads while all our kids chill in the same minecraft server

aging hardcore kid or executive chef at an elevated comfort food gastropub?

Little crescents of roasted delicata squash is the danged real breakfast of champions. I ate em all before I thought to take a picture, sorry.

RYAN FITZGERALD GOING FULL KEANU REEVES MY GOODNESS

THIRTY YEARS THIRTY YEARS THIRTY YEARS

Share your favorite black and white movie

heard you were talking shit about Saint Paul

[to the tune of 'California Girls'] A Bm You're not allowed to ever get mad at G Am You're not allowed to ever get mad at F Gm You're not allowed to ever get A mad at me

What if the guys responsible for Fyre Festival were in charge of the rapture?

I live in one home in Saint Paul

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this is INCITEMENT youtu.be/3cfHKmQ2ZzI?...

*clears throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like

I think it’s really cool that the son of the actor who played Noel Shemsky on Frasier just blasted a 62-yard field goal

the Cincinnati Bengal watching his namesakes right now

another day volunteering at allianz field. everyone keeps asking if they can touch the grass. buddy, they won’t even let me touch it.

When the dad-to-uncle ratio is 4:1

Some of those who wear collars Make a hit dog holler

a TV show about a space-traveling bounty hunter running all over the galaxy searching for the perfect dumpling: The Mandulorian

choose your fighter

Sometimes I worry that Honeycrisp has ruined me for all other apples.

Bluesky rules

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if you think wrestling is fake, explain THIS

Day one. Jumping in.

Listen, I know that Lucy has yanked away the football from Charlie Brown at the last second, causing him to land in a pile of leaves and humiliation every time she has held the football in the past. But if Charlie Brown refuses to play with her anymore, he’ll never even have a *chance* to kick it.

new Agriculture single and it’s beautiful agriculturemusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-sp...

let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOR

Good morning

There’s no way Pablo, Joe, and Royce are back next season. And if I’m in Atlanta’s front office, I’m calling Buxton’s agent right now.

I Must Post But I Have No Thumbs

FLEA: do you have a girlfriend OTHER FLEA: yeah but you don’t know her she goes to a different dog

Good advice!

Diet Coke is mom-coded, Tab is aunt-coded.

Fresca is dad-coded, Dr. Pepper is uncle-coded

I’m probably not following any of Wendell Berry’s advice very well, but I feel like he called it a quarter-century ago