I am Going To eat My hat

ever notice that leo messi kinda looks like al bundy if you squint a little?

There is not a single person in this gym who wants to be listening to late period Phil Collins right now, and yet

Jaws - Canada version

big fish supper club, bena, minnesota, 1980

Good morning

yassified marty feldman

It doesn’t even smell like a campfire. It’s giving tire factory exploded.

ever go through your notes app and find something baffling?

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Performative profanity is gen x coded

BORDEL DE MERDE

i had no idea this would become so literal

france: here's our national anthem. it's about taking up arms to slay the kings who dared to think they could put down our revolution. do you like it? spain [preparing to play The Royal March]: ah, well,

Today I just hope both teams have fun. Tomorrow I just hope both teams get explosive diarrhea.

The flags in Minnesota are at half mast for Sam Neill as far as I’m concerned

Horrible day. ICE is preparing a deportation flight to Laos so some of my former, current, and were-to-be clients are being brought to the Whipple Building and shipped off to Louisiana for final removal. Lots of calls from them, their families, and friends. So much pain visited on our community

RANGER.BMF

friends, if you’re ever messaging the phrase “this amuses me to no end” make sure you used an M and not an N in ‘amuses’

Good morning

Minnesota vs. Explosive Diarrhea? Always bet on The Loon. Always.

attn @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online we need a 🚚 rating on this Dave Winfield statue

Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this

Vaxxed?

Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate? No man earns punishment, no man earns reward. Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you will begin to be able to think

This is just what Lutherans look like when giddily celebrating.

La oss dra til Norge! 🇧🇻 #WorldCup #Norway

nothing like getting some light reading material from @tombasgen.bsky.social while waiting for my haircut

Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times

Erling Haaland is a spiritually evolved Macho Man Randy Savage. I will not elaborate.

new push pop just dropped

Have you tested your smoke alarm lately? We recommend testing them once a week and you should have one installed per floor of your home.

Good morning

“Ok, I want a good, clean fight. Follow my instructions at all times. No goring below the belt. If I tell you to go back to your corner, go back to your corner. Good luck, gentlemen.”

now watching

Good morning.

c’est exact

Good morning

I think he’d look much more comfortable in his usual sailor suit and oversized lollipop

« Tout ça sent le sexisme à plein nez ! » j'crie en renversant le barbecue de mon oncle et en transformant la coupe du monde en coupe de merde

Allan Toussaint, the Dalai Lama, and Dr. John could have made such a cool buddy road trip movie together

you know I keep that thang on me

is this anything: Dyslexi Lawless?

go trump, get whumped

Good morning (Hawai’i edition)

"this whole thing smacks of CONCACAF," I holler as I overturn my uncle's barbecue grill and turn the World Cup into the Cup of Shit