Crucifictorious OUT of Freedom 250

Sonseed confirms that they will NOT be playing Freedom 250 SKATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL youtu.be/UGSvDe_RxKU

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I love that the two kinds of music saxophones are good for is sexysexytime and slapstick comedy chase scene

Receiving word that Tim Cappello has withdrawn from Freedom 250

“We Really Needed This Rain“

The Cub Foods on Larpenteur is the gothiest grocery store in the twin cities

Barry Jive & The Uptown Five have confirmed that they will NOT be playing at Freedom 250

remember when The Web was a sorta good place with stuff that didn’t suck?

arsenal tv moments incoming

If you’re into SoCal retro-soul x rocksteady, this new Joey Quiñones (Thee Sinseers) album might be right for you joeyquiones.bandcamp.com/album/inna-s...

All the grace of a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.

I heard the crack of a cold Hamms, I saw the haze shimmering over the Spruce Tree Center, and I knew a fresh wind was sweeping through St Paul

Recipients should check the interior pocket for their specific instructions and rendezvous point for The Operation. The instructions will disintegrate within minutes of exposure to air & the text will not show up on any photo, so memorize your orders quickly. Oculo Porcorum.

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love to criticize the depraved actions of rich people by making fun of poor people

Get in losers, our hardcore band is going to get stuck in Martinsville, Indiana for three days

you gotta keep a pack of unfiltered smokes rolled up in the sleeve of this shirt

As a man-child, I enjoyed those movies at the time, but I think this take is spot-on

we will NOT be hearing from Gonzo tonight

Coming soon to the Racket merch shop... limited run 👀

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baseball is always some guy who is a physically perfect specimen being guided day and night by world class trainers, nutritionists, and doctors hoping to beat a record set by some guy named Pickles Bitch in 1937 who lived on cigarettes and moonshine and did not exercise other than baseball games

and the Minnesota Twins… who did NOT lose

pineda tacos in minneapolis thanks people for their support during the ICE occupation: “our gratitude and affection go out to each and every one of you. thank you for all the support received. because in moments of darkness, you were the light on our paths. minnesota: loves - feels - resists”

I remember watching Independence Day in the theater in 1996(?) and when the aliens blew up the white house everyone spontaneously jumped out of their seats and started hooting and hollering like a troop of howler monkeys.

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They didn't die while serving in the military, but they died protecting our freedoms from those who would destroy them, nonetheless. Remembering these heroes on this Memorial Day.

I think frasier would develop AI psychosis and niles would be super mad about it

Vincent Price explains the glizzy youtube.com/shorts/M-H8C...

Morning walking around weather report

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Well, à tout à l’heure, Frasier. I’m off to Mad Dog’s little soirée that he refers to as a “grill and chill sesh.” He’s promised me “enough glizzies to choke a horse.” I’m not entirely certain what that means, but color me intrigued!

INSANE IN THE NILE$ CRANE

Sire, your enemies are whispering that you are in some kind “bauble” simply because I shield you from the venomous lies of those who plot against you. Because I bring you the truth, you are in the fact the most wise man in all the realm!

NPR can post a link to story with a lede like “People Have Always Thought That Eating Broken Glass Is Bad For You — But The Truth Is More Complex” and it will still get 500+ likes on this website

Yes, sire, of course I am a vile worm unworthy to be graced by your majesty. Of course I shall depart to the outer provinces forthwith, though my wretched heart is cleaved in twain to do so. And yet, before I take my leave, Lady Gwendolyn made a most… *concerning* comment last night…

I want a crack squad of sociologists to study the dudes in the midway LA Fitness parking lot on Saturday mornings. Today there’s a dude doing jumping jacks in his stocking feet and then sloooowly ambulating to the club doors.

I’VE GOT TWO TICKETS

Sampdoria’s crest is the profile a crusty old sailor smoking a corncob pipe and you can’t tell me otherwise

At da saints game. In da jacket. Perfect spring night. Saint Paul number one city in da world baby.

At the Saint game. @tombasgen.bsky.social and I have met another Jacket Wearer. Cole if you're on here, welcome to the family.

I couldn’t go to Cannes Festival because John Travolta stole my look and it would’ve been awkward.

leaving after clogging the toilet

How your email finds me

I would like it if Title Fight recorded one more album