Wishing my friends around the world a happy new year; 2026 has arrived in London and your favourite feline remains in charge x www.youtube.com/live/FuzyX3q...

Nous partageons votre deuil comme s'il s'agissait du nôtre.

Au revoir Brigitte x

You don't know what day it is. You're eating countless meals a day with lots of snacks in between. You're napping throughout they day. Either it's the time between Christmas and New Year or you're a cat.

Happy Boxing Day!

Wishing a very Merry Christmas to all of my friends celebrating around the world. Please reply with photos of cats enjoying presents/boxes/turkey/napping x

Today in the town of David a saviour has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord.

Always good to see a fellow cat appear on #DuvetKnowItsChristmas - for any of my friends that haven't seen it before, it's shepherded by @rhodri.biz and sees people sharing pictures of their temporary sleeping arrangements while visiting family or friends on Christmas Eve. It's a delight x

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Because I ate it for lunch.

Have yourself a merry little Christmas... (Photo Simon Withyman)

Musk talking about fighting falsehoods on his platform. One hour before he'd amplified a falsehood to millions of people. Nobody died in that incident, caused by a drunk driver. No community note, no correction.

They threw apple crumble at the display case; police have taken them into custardy...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.

Next time someone asks what's the matter with Musk's Twitter, show them this: An account in India, amplifying a billionaire from South Africa being cheered by an Irish passport holder (using an alias) to encourage civil unrest in the UK.

Wishing all my friends in the US who celebrate Thanksgiving a delicious and relaxing day. Please reply with any picture of cats (or other, lesser animals) eyeing up huge turkeys and marshmallow yams.

I'm sure I used to fit under this gate... (Photo @imageplotter.bsky.social)

England cricket fans at 6am England cricket fans at 9.45am

Does he even own a suit?

Don't you think he looks tired?

At what point does the name change to the Trump files?

On manoeuvres (Photo @imageplotter.bsky.social)

Turns out he was allergic to tacky decor. (Photo by @andyharnik /@GettyImages)

I know this won't surprise anyone here but Musk's reprogrammed artificial intelligence is spreading misinformation about yesterday's attack on a train

The pariah formerly known as Prince

Life behind bars... (Photo @imageplotter.bsky.social)

Wishing all my friends in the United States a happy National Cat Day. We don't have a National Cat Day in the UK, just a National Cat. Me. (Pic @pjrfoto.bsky.social)

To our friends in Jamaica: your beautiful island is loved across the world. Our hearts are with you as you face nature at its most destructive.

Braverman deleted this tweet which made me wonder who that previous prisoner was. His name was Junead Ahmed. He was a conman mistakenly released in 2023. She was Home Secretary at the time. Oh. news.sky.com/story/migran...

Public service announcement: The purpose of adverts isn't to accurately reflect society, it's to sell things.

Walk the line (photo @imageplotter.bsky.social)

Hang it in the Louvre; I hear there's room... (Photo @aaronscott_dp)

On the catwalk (Pic @imageplotter.bsky.social)

Figured out what this picture reminded me of...

Rest in peace Diane x

A dog whistle so loud even cats could hear it

I came here to chew gum and call out lies on Twitter... and I'm all out of gum. (Photo @politicalpics)

We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who are criminals... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who entered the country illegally... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who don't speak English...

CAT ADVISORY: Today is the first day of Autumn in the northern hemisphere. Ensure your human servants procure extra snacks to see you through until the Spring, then eat them all this weekend.

Unrecognisable.

Has Melania joined witness protection?

"Yes your Majesty, my hat was inspired by the President's bouffant"

The one Downing Street resident you can always count on (Photo @imageplotter.bsky.social)

The most important news from today's reshuffle:

Pride without prejudice x

Putin and Poochin

It's not ideal that the one person in the entire world that Trump is willing to listen to is Vladimir Putin.

Artist's impression of Trump's proposed extension to the White House:

Today Angela Rayner is meeting the victorious Lionesses in London, while Keir Starmer is in Scotland to see Donald Trump. Sometimes being the boss has its downsides.

What do you mean the nearest McDonald's is 20 miles away?! Isn't Scotland the home of McDonald's?!"