OH A WHITE WOMAN FROM ZIMBABWE IS OK DISQUALIFYING A UKRAINIAN OLYMPIAN FOR HONORING THE VICTIMS OF AN ETHNIC CLEANSING? YALL AREN’T EVEN TRYING 🤬🤬

also fuck the IOC for DQing the ukrainian luge racer

I know you’re fucking lying lmfaoooooo

THE SCALE IS TIPPED VERY HEAVILY TO “IT MIGHT HAPPEN” (I’ll miss you Casty, but please do one more “Casty” wink wink)

Can’t indict a ham sandwich and now has beef with Rye. 🤭

Judges only use this amount of exclamation marks when they’re pissed (legit) 😮‍💨

Can’t indict a ham sandwich and now has beef with Rye. 🤭

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones. Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

go birds.

My loins are GIRDED 🍑🍑🍑

BITCHES LOVE SOSA 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

Dumptruckass 🍑 season is back @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online !

I told my team the news and the utter heartbreak is so real. They’re crying; I’m crying. I’m so honored to have been on this team and they’re my babies but omg we’re all in shambles. A couple weeks left but it’ll be full of tears 😭😭😭

Like I know this has been asked before but like do the men have a conversation before the double luge event to be like “yo sorry if you know 🦴 🍆 “ ?

This is more cruel than any joke the left ever made

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Fattest assed works or DUMPERLICIOUS 🍑🍑🍑😂😂😂

HAHAHAHA to the Sov cit who just threatened me (per usual lol) and was like “I’ll be back soon and you won’t be happy” OK BABE I WONT BE HERE SOON ENOUGH BUT YOU STILL WONT GET WHAT YOU WANT 😘😘😘😘

A unanimous no-bill? We're reaching undreamed of levels of DOJ pratfalls

FORZA 🤌🏻🍝

hmmm

Here ya go @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online , I captured the important part for you

Just a team full of dumptrucks and empty of brains 😭🍑

When you hire a lawyer, you're hiring for expertise and knowing the intricacies of the law and how it all fucking works. If a lawfirm uses AI? Run away.

BOO CAPITALISM FOR MAKING ME MISS THE DUMPERLICIOUS SPEED SKATERS LIVE 😭😭😭🍑🍑🍑

Literally just presented on AI use in the law yesterday and these were some slides 🙃

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

Just a team full of dumptrucks and empty of brains 😭🍑

LMFAOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂

This is such a good metaphor for this AI bootlicking nonsense

Look i know the snake oil salesmen are spending billions on selling us why we need snake oil, and obviously we all know snake oil is bad, but what if sometime down the road, it wasn't?

So many mistakes and hallucinations! bsky.app/profile/will...

Since big accounts here are trying to fucking sanitize AI and encourage us to embrace it… this is ONE example of made up citations in law. There are so many. It doesn’t have to be a thing that we rely on. Don’t use it. Simple as that.

NOPE 😘

(JUICE-DICIOUSLY)

Please note that she's READING this. She PREPARED this as a rebuttal for questions about Epstein. She planned this, had someone write it down, and read it.

Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens

Average prosecutor: I can indict a ham sandwich Lindsay Halligan: I am not your average prosecutor Jeanine Pirro: *munching on the ham sandwich* what's an indictment again?

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

I would attend that guy's funeral out of respect bsky.app/profile/dots...

I stumbled onto a liminal space between worlds

"all he had to do was not over rotate on that jump" i mumble, chastising the olympic skier, while balancing a pint of ice cream on my belly

The Winter Olympics slap because sooooo many of these sports have these elite athletes looking goofy as hell 😂😂😂 (Currently watching the cross-country skiing sprint for reference)

Jesus Christ? NO Clue. Jesus Luzardo? He returns tomorrow as Pitchers and Catchers report in Clearwater.

My vibes all today 🥹🍑

i would just like to put it on the record that i am not afraid of people throwing ass. just in awe of it. 😍

And a massive FUCK YOU to my ARFID. I fucking got a job that I didn’t think I had a shot at in spite of this fucking eating disorder. You didn’t fucking win, bro. You’d have me dead but I’m out here making you look the fool. Alice > ARFID