Oh and now the Phillies game is delayed? The message the universe is telling me today has been received loud and fucking clear 😭😭😭😭

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Next weekend is the last game of the season, and I will not miss baseball for a few months. I truly cannot articulate how awful and toxic the culture is around kids’ baseball. Too many adults who have no accountability for themselves or their kids coupled with such privilege. Hate it.

Thank you SO much to the coaches and parents of the kid who just randomly threw a ball right at me (I’m away from the fields) and hit me in the stomach. As if my stomach doesn’t have enough problems. And the adults laughing and doing nothing after? Fuck you sideways. He beaned that shit

Travel baseball tournament this weekend and halfway thru game one and I want to crawl back into bed and rock myself to sleep 😭😫

Me after the kiddo lost their second tourney game and I was told this *wasn’t* a double-elimination setup:

Harrison Bader is just rubbing it in our faces at this point. 😭 Bodies down; asses up 🍑

this is a justified and proportional response to Popeye’s not serving breakfast

"the go the fuck to sleep baby is a they / them going to Bard, feel old yet???"

Adolis has some crazy thighs…and cheeks? are the pants painted on? @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online ???

At this point we need someone to investigate and see how much these people are getting paid to shill AI because I refuse to believe they’re organically doing this

They can’t even get many enthusiastic cult members to stand behind him anymore. It’s lackluster support at best and I love that for him.

Nonzero chance Trump does something absolutely insane on the day Don Jr gets married because simply not attending his son’s wedding isn’t enough; he must also ruin the date for him forever. Maybe it’ll be ✨IT✨ as a narcissist’s last chance to be a shitty dad

Home runs > raw milk poop runs 😭

Fuck the Giants. GO BIRDS

Y’all. I can’t begin to articulate how this admin’s DOJ has destroyed the integrity of the law. And while I have a lot of issues with prosecutors, when we need them for actual criminals like this admin, the trust is completely broken. It’ll take generations to recover

it’s so funny that millions of people will see a dude that won’t even bother to go to *his own son’s wedding* and be like “I bet he is looking out for my personal well-being, and would also like me personally if we ever met”

Honestly with the increased rhetoric re: Cuba, there’s a nonzero chance of this happening 🙃

MANIFESTING 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

And she will disappear immediately just like Noem and Bondi. Yes, the admin is worse on women in it (not surprising), but the fact we haven’t heard shit about fuck about those who have already resigned/been fired infuriates me more. Hold AL OF THEM accountable. Even now.

Let’s bet on how many gallons of drinking water this thread wasted on AI slop. Just fucking gross and cannot stand on this site. I bet these blue crewers wasted enough water to hydrate all of Edmundo Sosa’s bitches today

If I see any of y’all reskeeting obvious AI slop into my skyline, especially from “blue” accounts, enjoy a motherfucking block. It is NOT ok to use generative AI. Just fucking stop. You’re playing right from the fascist playbook. Embarrassing shit man

A very important part of research and peer-review is to FUCKING LEARN MORE ABOUT THE TOPIC.

Information security in cyberpunk looks so cool and then you get to do it irl and 90% of your effort is keeping an ancient man in accounts payable from wiring $300k to a criminal running a phishing campaign.

Welp. Medium Man has “graduated” from 5th grade and was awarded “brilliant mind” for his class 🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰

Apologies to the older folks we used to judge for eating dinner at 5 and being in bed by 9. You guys were really on to something.

More importantly, she called out Bertie's racism in her acceptance speech, called him a c**t and said fuck Farage and Reform, but for some reason that's not included in RTE's report.

HOLY SHIT prosecutors kicked off grand jurors and then re-presented the case against the Broadview 6, then altered the grand jury transcripts to hide it from the judge. www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

Really pleased today to vote in the runoff elections for my colleague @adams-hurta.bsky.social, running for appellate judge here in Houston. He’s an excellent choice for the Democratic ticket.

TAPPING THE SIGN

Edmundo Sosa got fucking caked up and I made a comment on it. 🍑🍑🍑

If I say I no longer appreciate dumptruck asses, I’ve been hacked. That’ll be an easy one to catch.

Ok. I think it’s time I get all of Philly Sports in the same room as me and put my strongest Mom voice on because this shit along with everything else with Philly sports, has elicited the loudest mom sigh I’ve ever emitted

*taps sign*

I am bitches

Wonder how the Sosa shit-talkers are feeling right now. Sucks to be you! Lmao Bitches >>>>>>

5-4 🤘🏼🙂‍↕️

Just a reminder I’m bitches

Ordinance / Ordnance Ht @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online bsky.app/profile/sail...

Look. I can offer my left kidney as part of a trade to get Ranger back and boot Nola (I won’t tell the Red Sox the left one is the bad one)

It’s getting harder and harder to remember Aaron Nola being good

Once again remembering the time I almost filed a motion asking the EDVA to grant relief "in whore or in part"

Ope. Another one to add to the list of words you gotta be careful using in legal filings: Ordinance vs Ordnance cc @kendylhanks.bsky.social

Bezos is getting rightfully dragged for using “double”. But it really goes to show how fucking detached from reality that type of money brings. Like you think we only want to DOUBLE your taxes? Nah bro. We don’t want ANY billionaires. Taxing y’all is the moderate position btw

Absolute loser shit. If you need AI to write a story I want you to know that I think you’re pathetic.

LET’S GOOOOOOOO

Hey Pedro Pascal Eastern Conference Finals

Playing sports in the rain and wind honestly sucks ass (derogatory)

I just want to be able to eat “normally”. I’m so sick of this stupid fucking eating disorder. Like let me just fucking eat a goddamn meal peacefully. I’m so tired of this bullshit. No more valleys; I just want progress 😔😔😔😣😣😣