Thank you, Jake. But offense, we can NOT settle for 3 when we’re in the red zone

Pretty sure Kevin Patullo was made aware of this skeet and the very real risk of meeting me and got his shit together enough to survive one more week.

Hurts is balling so much right now, he tried to throw ball out of bounds and accidentally got a first down to AJ

I would die for Devonta Smith

We are truly not worthy of the Slim Reaper

NOT THE EXCITING WHITES GETTING MISTAKEN FOR EACH OTHER IN AN ACTUAL GAME LMAOOOOO

Eagles Secondary

Even Saquon is doing well. I’m magic?

NOT THE EXCITING WHITES GETTING MISTAKEN FOR EACH OTHER IN AN ACTUAL GAME LMAOOOOO

Holy fuck eagles gonna kill people today

REEEEEEED HOLY FUCKKK

JALEN CARTER SMASHHHHHH

Love how when they’re not even in Philly you can hear the COOOOOOOP cheers You’re special, kid.

JAKE ELLIOTT IS MY HERO #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly

Screaming DPI at my TV as if the refs can hear the threat to their livelihood thru the screen

Ok I would very much like the starters to sit the rest of this liability of a game please 😭😭😭😭

Can we sit the starters now before they murder the entire starting lineup on this slip and slide of a field?

AJ BROWN THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!!!!

Big throw Jalen! Big catch Smitty!

HOLY FUCKING FUCKKKKK

Jaelan, baby, please be okay.

WHAT IS GOING ON???

Tom Brady (rictus grin)

Love how when they’re not even in Philly you can hear the COOOOOOOP cheers You’re special, kid.

*kicks back into the recliner* Good job, boys. Seven is good there.

AJ BROWN MATTERS MORE TO ME THAN LIFE ITSELF

AJ MOTHERFUCKING BROWN

I swear to god though if we don’t capitalize on this turnover, I will aggressively put my hands on my hips.

JIHAAD!!!!

JALYX HUNT MY SWEET CHILD THANK YOU

Future hall of famer Zach Baun

Just preemptively reminding Kevin Patullo that I’m ready whenever needed 👊🏼 GO BIRDS 🦅

Alice 2028: Tom Brady will no longer be allowed on our tv screens. Vote for me.

I really don’t see any metric where the Birds score fewer than 42,751 points today.

Just preemptively reminding Kevin Patullo that I’m ready whenever needed 👊🏼 GO BIRDS 🦅

Not an opinion but a fact: traditional Pennsylvania Dutch chicken pot pie is a STEW No crust involved at all

I have like two decor styles I like: whimsy cottage core academia and mid century modern. And I feel like this encapsulates my neurospicy brain so well 😭😂

“If you can’t handle me at my Roller Coaster, you don’t deserve me at my Eagles fandom….”

Pippin is always ready to take the piss out of Gandalf, and for that, he has my respect.

We need the eagles game to start up already so I can annoy y’all with funnier shit, at least Thanks for putting up with the roller coaster my brain decided to jump on this morning

Ok fuck this eating disorder nonsense because why the fuck did my brain just flip on me telling me I’m worthless because I didn’t manage to eat ALL of what I got while eating out? God it’s so much more than just eating. I’m not a failure FFS, brain wtf Sorry I’m just venting out this nonsense 🤬

Made it home. Ate really well for being out. Brought leftovers home & plan on finishing it for lunch Got plenty of GO BIRDS And one boomer guy who I could tell was eyeing the book cover and squinting to read it, so I passed it to him to get the specs as he wants to read it too 😂

Waking up starving (this is HUGE step forward in #ARFIDRecovery ), so I’m gonna go treat myself to breakfast OUT (not eating at home; I’m trying hard here!) & clearly my goals today are to: 1. Eat 2. Steal your girl 3. Yell GO BIRDS at everyone 4. Make boomer dads excited/confused w/my book 😅

Having freewill means getting into bed before 9pm on a Saturday night and watching Little Bear (11/10 do recommend for increased serotonin levels)

Yeah, I have ADHD: Ass Dumptruck Hot Disorder

I braved Trader Joe’s on a Saturday at noon because their food is helping me so much in my ARFID recovery but holy fuck I need a Xanax after that. It’s psychological, and sometimes physical, warfare in there I stg lmaooo

I should primary Fetterman

I have to say this Saturday fixture list is definitely not as enjoyable as the traditional Boxing Day shenanigans. Just need the win and I’m sure I’ll feel a bit better. #LIVWOL

genuinely I love how swearing at old white men makes them apoplectic, it's hilarious. told one to chill the fuck out bc he was being rude and pushy the other day and he almost had a coronary.

Not sure I understand why the Trump administration cares about Christians in Nigeria and not Christians in Ukraine