Yes, live streaming this is pretty great

Absolute cinema watching that jar of Nutella escape contain behind the backs of the astronauts after packing other things away

You guys… This absolutely captures her feelings on every rainy day

Aging sucks. My upper back is gonna hurt all day, simply because last night, I slept curled up like a shrimp? That’s bullshit.

Getting beat up on every year by pollen is so embarrassing.

Working remotely today bc my neck is still stiff & I love that I have this flexibility now in my new job. Then I thought about how I haven’t had a Sov Cit encounter in over a month and got sad for a second that this job doesn’t deal w/them. I have GOT to sort out my priorities lmaoooo like wtf 🙃

This is quite literally a perfect analogy. Holy fuck

Tapping the sign

gritty has seized control of the federal government

NEVER FORGET

WE HAVE RISEN

A good couple days for Philadelphia sports and walk off wins

[youth pastor voice] easter teaches us that it has to be so over before we're so back

Once the Phillies realize they don’t have to score all their runs for the week in a single game, it’s over for you bitches.

The fact that Adolis hit a home run and Kruk isn’t there with “oil him up” comment is a high crime.

Go Phils Go Flyers Go Dawn

I’ve seen enough Adolis Garcia can stay

Adolis Garcia is STRONG

That’s Edmundo’s bestie!!!!

no one is surprised this has happened btw

I’m going to [redacted] myself.

No I think he’s actually gonna do it

I see we got 2024 Taijuan Walker (derogatory) 😭

It’s giving

Ranger doing this to Casty is fucking DIABOLICAL 😭😭😭

Enjoy this new gif I made lolz

Seriously, Britney lost her autonomy for years over a hell of a lot less than this fucking lunacy.

The fuckin' strait was fuckin' open before he fuckin' started to bomb Iran.

i continue to appreciate the Pope pushing Kanye further down the list of guys from Chicago with bars

Constitutional lawyer here. I don't think it would violate the Constitution for the VP/Cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment, but the intended constitutional remedy for this behavior is impeachment & removal. The fact that that remedy is politically impossible is a scandal and a crisis.

People on here rightly are pissed by the way Democratic politicians post as if they are witnesses to what's happening instead of ACTORS in what's happening. It's absolutely pathetic and weak.

Sliding a $20 into the collection basket like it’s a bribe to God to make it happen

RBI double for Trea Turner gives him a five game hitting streak and the Phillies the lead!

About time Trea started smashing hits again

Idk why but Ezequiel Tovar sounds like the name of a Mormon robot

Phillies scored in the first inning again? I’m right on track 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Anyways. Since the steroid is still jacking me the fuck UPPPP, I went and tried a new place for breakfast and I got their creole style eggs Benedict with chorizo over cornbread and fuck yeah I love eating againnnnnnn

No lie. I had to check the score when I woke up this morning because it really felt like a hallucination lmaoooo

Timing taking the muscle relaxer so I can power nap before the Phillies game; wake up at 8pm; hallucinate another game; pass back out. The things I do for my sports teams 😂😂😂

SCHWARBOMB

The sacrifices I make for my sports teams 🥲

Aaron…🫩🫩🫩

Lorenzen is getting crucified this game

You don’t win 157 and 5 without losing 5

Oh this is delightful 😌

either the phillies win big or I get to enjoy another meltdown you can’t hurt me either way I win