You been hit by a smooth hymnal

It's so rare to hear a Republican say anything against Trump at all that it hits like a truck when it happens

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

Pupdate.

Are you the “I whistle while I do literally everything” flavor of neurospicy or the “if I hear a person whistle even once I will commit a minimum of 4 felonies” flavor?

I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it

Don't Act Like You're In The Epstein Files is a simple test a lot of people are failing right now!

And I say again, the enduring appeal of many murder mystery stories is the notion that the rich and powerful can be made to pay any consequence at all for the horrendous crimes they commit in plain sight.

With what has been released today (which is only what the estate released and wont come close to the FBI files), the repubs that, may not have a spine but sure do love being in power & getting money, are going to save themselves. They always do. Any male politician who doesn’t vote for it, is IN it

I actually did have “President Donald Trump is all over the Epstein files” on my bingo card but that was for the 2016 season. Alas.

Jake Tapper’s caucasity and inability to read the room should be studied. No one should be this fucking stupid and not understand he legit helped put trump into office. Fuck off here, Jake. We fucking hate you bro

Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill

Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics? Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

And even if Lauren Boebert has exactly one moment of humanity and doesn’t cave on the Epstein vote, I’d still be embarrassed as fuckkkkk to be thought so little of. Like hey girl, we think you’re a pushover Girl they hate you. Remember that lol

I think part of it is that his party has openly advocated for violence & death upon perceived enemies that murder is celebrated by them. But they can’t celebrate openly a child rapist. & while they have been able to live in denial up to now, once it breaks, HE breaks. Bc they WILL be clocked on it

One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be

probably something an innocent man would do

Today really feels like the moment when the wheels came off on Trump II. I think he's done.

Sweetie I can’t wait until you’re trying to spin shit like this in prison. And I’m anti-carceral; but girl you’re gonna suffer so well and deservedly

Do enough litigation and you realize that most people are positively moronic about what they put in their emails.

I just googled this man like 'ew who tf is this Tom Barrack guy' and the answer is the sitting, Donald Trump-appointed U.S. Ambassador to Turkey

I’m not a conspiracy theorist I swear but holy fuck is the “I think you should let him hang himself” line in reference to trump and then that being the exact way Epstein died? Y’all know trump saw this exchange file. Goddammit I hate this Nazi fuck for even making me conspiracy theory at all

Let Trump do a Chotiner interview you cowards

So weird.

I used to be a holiday purist and wouldn’t do Christmas stuff until after thanksgiving, but 2025 has been so freaking tough, that I am starting the joy early. Plus Medium Man still wanting to cuddle with mommy will make me do pretty much anything lol

My boyfriend is a veteran and I can tell you that the last fucking thing he wants to have highlighted “positively” on Veteran’s Day is war. You goddamn fucking ghoul

this is a day that literally celebrates the end of war

I feel like getting run over by a bus and then have that bus back up over me again would be more palatable than whatever the fuck that Eagles game was

I’ve never hated a win more

NEVER IN DOUBT!

I think I died at some point here in the fourth quarter. 😭

VAR!!! 😭😭😭

Smitty toe taps deserve a Nobel prize

OR MAYBE THROW THE DAGGER

SMITTY!!!

Am I hallucinating this game?

*crosses arms* *stands in front of TV* need six here

GOOD JOB, Q!

I’ve reached the disassociating stage of watching sports.

NOW FUCKING DO SOMETHING, OFFENSE OH MY GODDDDDDDD

VERY EXCITING!!

I’ve drafted and deleted an inordinate amount of skeets about what I want to do/see done to Kevin Patullo because I’d be put on a watchlist or something 🙃

And we made it to half-time. The barn burner 0-0 game.

I’m so glad Nakobe Dean is back, baby 🥹🥹

LOLOLOLOLOL

I have an exception to my no death penalty rule

I’m the flavor of millennial where my scream of frustration sounds like Serj Tankian

It’s definitely shaping up to be the kind of game determined by some wonky ass play and I just hope it’s the eagles getting a thicc six or something

The show is called Q&A and it's just you pointing out guys with great dumpers.