WORKS FOR THAT RAPIST FROM MAINE TOO 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

That is not how "law" works. A thing is lawful or not; "voters" come into the picture elsewhere, by voting for people to change the law. And this extra-judicial "voters" argument fails on its own logic: what power do voters have over a second-term President? Or have we just abandoned that law too?

Between this and the national guard in Memphis it’s kind of disturbing me (yes I know I’m a member of the media) the degree to which these killings aren’t really breaking thru rn

This is, unfortunately, straight out of the Sovereign Citizen handbook. Luckily, it won’t work.

I WORE SIZE 5 JEANS TODAY WITHOUT A BELT💪🏼🍑

I don't know, man, I think if Joe Biden had kept confusing Zelenskyy with Putin and Iran with Japan, the media might have made a pretty big deal about it?

Speaking as just one guy who sues the government a lot: This basically does not happen. It is a transparent effort to shut down further inquiry by conceding relief. What they are seeking to cover up must be unspeakably bad.

I think the Platner thing hit me so hard bc it was one of the most protracted, widespread acts of misogynist gaslighting from my own side that I've seen. We were presented with an obvious violent scumbag who was constantly lying (badly, might I add) and told we were crazy for not loving him

Switzerland won’t be able to stay neutral against Nazis this time 🇨🇭🇦🇷

MASS CHAOSSSSS

CHAOSSSSS

any slight physical contact in the World Cup:

Oh so I can’t even skeet about it. What the fuckkkkkkkk

I wasn’t able to put the match on earlier. I will NOT put it on. Go Egypt! Anyways, it’s time to rewatch Gettysburg. Don’t forget your local library probably has it on DVD! 🥰

Credit where credit is due

VAMOS NORWAY!

I blame Donald Trump, obviously, for his anti-Midas touch of death. But also, I blame the 3-5-2. Joke of a formation, and no one seems to know what they’re supposed to be doing on the wings, offensively or defensively

Ok well we have one year to get ready for the real US champs 🇺🇸⚽️

That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense

Donald Trump is the worst sports jinx of this lifetime.

An own goal would have been less embarrassing

That’s on pulisic. MAGA ass got us

[dads, as if in unison] Need a goal here

I blame the USMNT losing this game on Fox putting Alexi Lalas back in the booth. Fuck that guy.

EVERYBODY BURN SOME SAGE & CHANGE UP THE JUJU AT HALFTIME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION 🫡

It was the SAME FUCKING PASS as their first goal. Wake the fuck up, D!

TILLMAN KILLMAN

Seeing Fernando Torres play in Euro 2008 is why I became a Liverpool fan and I guess I HAVE always been a horndog lmao

Pausa de hydracion is what JT Realmuto calls it when I sit on his face I’m sorry. Not really but still lol

What I wouldn’t give for the back line from the 90s USWNT on defense right now

Standing around. Not trying. This is like the good old days!

Fucking. Fuckkkkkkk

I’m feeling FERAL about this game 🇺🇸

My emotional support box of Reese’s Pieces is open and ready for action. I believe.

TAKE ME HOMEEEEEE

Get. Alexi. Lalas. Off. My. Motherfucking. TV. Get. Him. Away. From. Queen. Rebecca. Lowe.

Get. Alexi. Lalas. Off. My. Motherfucking. TV. Get. Him. Away. From. Queen. Rebecca. Lowe.

HEY RONALDO

BYE FOREVER BITCH 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

A really bad day for rapists. A really good day for everyone else.

Tired: ANTIFA Wired: ANTIFIFA

GET PACKING CRISTIANO RONALDO YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED, YOU DIVING, RAPIST BABY

Honestly, media and the public needs to get away from using terminology that sanitizes or minimizes what it is…rape. Assault is a threat to do something; battery is the action. So when we keep using “sexual assault”, we’re not emphasizing the physical battery that occurred. It’s rape culture

Regardless of the timeline of the decision to unsuspend Balogun; regardless of the fact that the red card was errantly given; that fascist fuck is RELISHING in the fact that he’s coming off as corrupt. He literally does not care. Like humans NEED to feel embarrassed as an evolutionary safeguard 🫩

Crazy that the guy with a Nazi tattoo would also be a sexual predator (reminder for many that sexual assault is synonymous with rape) SO CRAZY

Is there a GoFundMe set up yet? Drop the link if you have it

Idk why, but this feels so BlueSky coded. I hope this guy is on here cuz this is perfection 😂😂

haven’t seen Ronaldo fold that easily since he was under oath

Belgium is perhaps the one country that can make almost any other country look at their colonial past and be like, “I guess that really wasn’t so bad (in comparison)”

It's not a US hosted world cup without emergency docket litigation.