Never mind. 🙃

OK A-A-RON!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I know this is not exactly new ground online but love seeing pictures of your pets, love all your adorable little freaks

I really love this Phillies team they are going to absolutely break me in the postseason.

BITCHES RUN IT AGAIN!!! 🍑🍑❤️❤️

A REMINDER: I’M BITCHES!!!!

BITCHES LOVE SOSA 🍑🍑🍑

Quick. Someone tell Taylor Swift she’s not an adult because she wore a braid and that’s why trump won or whatever this POS keeps saying lmaoooo

Did I just go back through skeets from the other night to relive the #BitchesLoveSosa🍑 extravaganza for a dopamine rush to last me thru the rest of my work day? Yes. Yes I absolutely did and it was as glorious as his dumptruck ass 🥰🍑

I also want to point out that this person is immediately equating braids with a child and I’ll just say anecdotal evidence usually points to illegal behavior or activities from people who sexualize/characterize traits with GIRLS

To be very fucking clear: this shitlib shit is why we’re in the situation where Kat is out there fighting gestapo while you act soooo courageous behind a screen. Just cuz you’re not young anymore, doesn’t mean we cave to outdated body policing tripe like this. You’re a repub. just own it sweetie

Only an administration intent on committing war crimes in the present and future would stoop to calling Wounded Knee a "battle" rather than what it truly was: a massacre of over 250 Lakotas, mainly women, children, and the elderly. 1/

CHOTINER: So as I understand it, your argument is that you couldn't break your soldier's oath to the Fuhrer? GERMAN GENERAL: Honor would not stand for it. CHOTINER: What confuses me, though, is that you swore the same oath to the Weimar Republic.

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

Oh. Harrison for SURE knows what he’s doing 😈🍑

There are times when I resent the entirety of the universe for creating situations where the only correct option is supporting a self-righteous little prick.

My face when MLB inevitably screws Stott over for the gold glove

Found the burner account for Nandor the Relentless

Apparently some of Medium Man’s “teammates” were shit talking him last night after a play despite MM keeping the team even in the game, and I stg how do other parents not deck the kids that make their child cry? Because I’m thisclose to catching a felony; you don’t go after my sweet child 😡😡

playoff scenario to root for: the fish overtake the m*ts for the final wc spot

Omg new legal hypo (and legal nightmare fuel) just dropped 😳😳

At this rate, when the time finally comes for me, if my gravestone isn’t constantly decorated with pictures of butts and peach emojis, I will come back and HAUNT ALL YALL! DUMPTRUCKASSERY FOR LIFE (AND BEYOND) 🍑😂

And today, we celebrate your birth. No matter what, you have done everything you felt best to love & care for your family. You teach me something new every day & watching you as MM’s papa has only made me love you more. Happy birthday, daddy. The fightin Phils pre-celebrated you last night❤️🔔

I.................... you know what? sure.

One of these days, someone from the Phillies is going to join BlueSky and find all the skeets about Sosa and his dump truck ass and I truly hope it brings him as much joy as it has been to objectify him in the most respectful and loving way possible 😅😅 🍑

Sosa missed the bitches.

No. I absolutely did NOT go thru a video of Edmundo Sosa frame by frame to find the best view possible of his dumptruck ass 🍑

🥹🥹🥹🥹

The fact that my skyline is FLOODED with bitches loving Edmundo Sosa right now is bringing me a level of joy that is only bested by the size of his dumptruck ass 🍑🥹❤️

We are all Bitches tonight.

THE GREATEST SOSA TO EVER PLAY THE GAME

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION!!! #BitchesLoveSosa🍑

ONCE AGAIN EDMUNDO, I AM ASKING IF YOU WILL MARRY ME??!!! 🍑💍

BITCHES LOVE EDMUNDO SOSA FOREVERRRRR 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

WE ARE ALL BITCHES FOR EDMUNDO 🍑🍑❤️❤️

CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP 😭😭🍑🍑❤️❤️

Endorsed for ENHANCED DUMPTRUCKASSERY 🍑🍑🍑😂😂😂

DUMPTRUCKASSERY IS BACK ON THE MENU, BABES!!! 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

And @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online goes wiiiiiild

Before anyone starts joking/posting "oh no, anyway" type memes, the victims were ICE detainees and were almost certainly the intended targets

Solidly endorsed. 😭

Sometimes I just have to laugh bc I know I’m unlucky in health and injuries and shit but getting bitten by a mosquito on the corner of my eyelid right on my lash line is a new one even for me 😭😭🫠🫠 (makeup gods please look favorably upon me as I try to not appear like lm testing out Halloween looks)😭

Also only one was proven harmful to his dad.

THE RETURN OF THE OTTOMAN KEMPIRE!!!!!!!

The Kempire Strikes Back

800-988 Kempiiiire!!

OTTOMAN KEMPIRE

The worst part of sports 😔

Ruin a band with law Gideon vs. Rufus Wainwright

fk your rapture I GOT THE PHILLIES!! purposely sinned so much to get left OFF the list. NO WAY I'm missing the postseason for ANYTHING!