The Sixers are 1-0 since I made this

Y'all, the hospital where I had my surgery is running trials to see if GLP-1 medications can help people suffering from long COVID. It's open to any person with documented long COVID who lives in the US. Please pass it on!

It’s not the night. I’m so full from my lunch feast I’m nearly comatose. The dog is snoring next to me I am not long for this world.

My friend treated me to lunch at the new Stephen Starr spot in Rittenhouse, Borromini, and it was so good I'm going to be dreaming about it (and very full) for months

Spotted at the Barnes @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online

he is actually too fine to be real go birds

I can promise my posting is never performative. It is heedless, compulsive, and barely controlled

all posting is performative. life is performative. we all make choices of how to perform every day. i didn’t come up with this Erving Goffman did.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

“The care of human life and happiness, and not their destruction, is the first and only object of good government” - Thomas Jefferson

If Harrison Bader goes back to the Mets I might quit baseball altogether. Like…. I’m sick at the thought of him cheating on me like that

I got a burrito. Should I watch the flyers?

The Stetson Mansion on Spring Garden is for sale if any of my followers are interested

I love that there’s a big ass wawa across the street from independence hall. that’s what freedom is all about baby.

Just left the Museum of the American Revolution. If you’re in Philly, their “The Declaration’s Journey” exhibit, is a MUST see, not a should see. I teared up several times. It’s really incredible.

ooooooooh i am so happy i cancelled my plans. now I get to do nerd shit (museums) all afternoon instead of rushing back to meet people

Don’t ever underestimate the plans of two girls getting drunk and eating pizza in their tiny shared living room at 2 am

Does anyone want to do karaoke tomorrow night? I have other plans I want to cancel.

I mean I warned them this would be worse than the South Sea Bubble of 1720. Not my fault they don’t listen to me!!!

it was billed as low impact but idk my ass feels impacted 10 hours later!

u guys should i watch the sixers

I was having such a nice time without her over here. Haven’t thought about her in at least a year 😭

Diva activities (Babs did it first 💅)

Sex pest. Emotional abuse. This guy is the jizz stain on the dirty pants of a bus pervert. And how dare you use a D'Angelo song. I hope he comes crawling out the grave and strangles your wack ass

I literally forgot he existed until just now lol

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

Personally I’m proud of him for learning to use WordArt 2003

Every politician in 2026 "Go Birds".

I went to a low impact strength workout today with my sister at Ripped PHL and it was so great. Major shout out. Woman-owned and provided lots of modifications for us bc we’re both 4 and 7 months out of surgery respectively. And now I will nap for 24 hours.

to quote @maxj.bsky.social: full-scale libtomic Armageddon

I LOVE WHEN ERIE COUNTY GOES BLUE IT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE ELECTION NIGHT PLEASANT SURPRISE

GET HIS ASS

there’s nothing more Jewish than celebrating the downfall of your enemies lol

The GOP pushes Israel as if it is the only defining issue of the Jewish vote, and that insistence is straight up an antisemitic dual loyalty trope. I'm so happy Jews showed up for Zohran, and honestly I don't blame the ones who were too afraid to. I hope Zohran can prove their fears wrong.

If these numbers turn out to be true, it's a sign that the rabbinic mobilization against Mamdani had a real effect. At the same time, this means a higher percentage of NYC Jews voted for Mamdani than Jews nationwide voted for Trump, and pro-Trump Jews are treated like a major constituency.

why does all this libbing out have to happen the night before I gotta be up at like 5 am? i feel like when your parents put you to bed on NYE but you know there's still fun you're missing out on downstairs 😭

Bluesky rn

I like him because he's a mensch but I love him because he's a relentless hater

🚨🚨 we're declaring LIBCON 1, all personnel to your posting stations, this is not an exercise 🚨🚨 bsky.app/profile/nbcn...

I AM LIBBING TF OUT. LIBBING OUT HARDER THAN ANYONE'S EVER LIBBED OUT BEFORE.

what a day to be a hater

THIS RULES

AHHHHHHHH WE DID IT JOE

I repeat, HOLY SHIT. An absolute shellacking here, the seat was held by a Republican for almost 30 years.

Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.

Jesus Christ, CNN. A little dignity would be nice.