If a judge asks you (several times, no less) if you are an officer of the court, and you're struggling to answer in the affirmative, things might not be going well for you.

This one hurts 😢

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

Boom

Judge said GTFOH with this bullshit

The judge is pissed off

The Mariners moose is so doofy I kinda like him

My friend sent me this text because he is not romantic about baseball lol bsky.app/profile/razz...

Happy to see the Mariners finally break that playoff win curse

THE MARINERS!!!!! Okay Phillies, now it’s your turn tomorrow

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

Juliooooooooo

Hell yeah!!!! Go M’s!

Oh no Mariners

Polanco destroyed that ball

NEW: Judge Immergut schedules a hearing TONIGHT, in 45 min, to hear arguments on SECOND TRO to block federalized California National Guard from deploying in Portland, Oregon. www.courtlistener.com/docket/71481...

More players should hit home runs interrupting sideline reporter’s stories when they go on too long

Okay, closing out my vinyl listening for the evening Ella Fitzgerald - Great Women of Song (compilation) Sing us home, Ella!

CC Sabathia rules. Congratulations to him!

I got a couple requests for the Vladdy/Freid grand slam video with the Curb music so here it is

Me being 43 and getting reminded of what happened to me as an 11 year old Phillies fan.

5-time-Jeopardy!-champ-on-5-time-Jeopardy!-champ violence.

Alright baseball time again! Go Ms! My background music for the beginning of the game: The Quintet - Jazz at Massey Hall (1953) An absolute powerhouse of talent. Charlie Parker, Dizzy Gillespie, Max Roach, Charles Mingus and Bud Powell

Indifference is lame. I need a host absolutely shitting on a team every chance they get and I need it to come from the heart.

Not shocked or surprised, but it does explain a lot about how MLB media talks about Toronto and the Blue Jays

20 minutes until the next baseball game! Let’s throw on some more jazz vinyl! Max Roach + 4 - Moon Faced and Starry Eyed (1959) Back to some good old bop. It may not be revolutionary, and mostly leans on standards, but it sounds so damned good.

Seranthony ❤️❤️❤️ Nice game, Jays!!!!

Okay, back to my normal Sunday evening jazz vinyl listening Ornette Coleman - Something Else!!!! (1958) Free jazz can be a bit hit or miss for me, but being an early progenitor of the style, this still has structure to it

And fuck ICE too.

On the doubly bright side, we haven’t been destroyed by the Blue Jays TWO DAYS IN A ROW like the Yankees

currently

The Muppets and the Blue Jays absolutely destroying the Yankees 😌 The Electric Mayhem - Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem (2023) Possibly my favorite best fictional band

LOL YANKEES

I think he broke the moon

VLADDYYYYYY! GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!!

Laughs in Philadelphian

The “Did you mean that” statement would invoke the Philly answer, “Of course, I meant it. Why the fuck did you think I said it.” Kinda thinking it’s a start to a fist fight.

Blue Jays up 2-0. More Disney music, more baseball! Disney Ultimate Hits Vol 2 - Various Artists Appropriate that this album starts off with Hakuna Matata. It’s exactly what I need right now

Blue Jays 👀

Disney music and baseball I’m not emotionally invested in? I think this is a better use of my time this afternoon Disney Ultimate Hits - Various Artists

You get like 5 more minutes of my attention, Eagles. After that the Blue Jays and Yankees game is going on

I’m tempted to turn off this football game to protect my mental health. I don’t know if I can deal with two come from behind losses in two days

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Omg a program that takes place at the winter meetings that was previously just for women applicants is now open to men as well, I’m just so frustrated that MLB has backtracked on all the progress they had made 😑😑

Remember when Joe Shoen, John Mara and the rest of the New York Football Giants management couldn’t find a place on their team for Saquon and the player they chose over him isn’t even on the team anymore?

SAQUON!!!!!!!!!!

If Saquon shows up at my place with Wawa, I’d absolutely clown him for that bland ass hoagie

Damn this is satisfying

wtf??????? He didn’t touch him!