Well that’s certainly a stranger thing

Sometimes I think about how Tampa was willing to trade this dude to Anaheim for a half season of Ohtani when everyone knew he wouldn’t re-sign there and Moreno personally vetoed the deal

The metaphors do not stop

If you’re willing to pay a bit more for their extra most bestest versions they absolutely fuck that shit up with cheese and toppings

Taylor Swift gets married and the Cards put up 17 on the Cubs coincidence?

Man no wonder she always pulled the football

I want to see them put up 20

An update to this would be the journalist being like “we need to hear them out when they say things like gay people suck” people on Bluesky being like “absolutely not the fuck is wrong with you?”

Taylor Swift: “I do” Crowd: “awww” Swift: “or do I?” Crowd: “oooh”

Nathan Church is single handedly keeping this team afloat

It’s Oriover

It’s Friday, that means it’s time for Bluesky bashing

not now, radioactive fire tornadoes

Now that’s some good home scoring right there

Right wing assholes are loud and cruel and obnoxious and we’ve learned for many years now that bullying works. If they keep up their shit eventually people will just “keep the peace” and let them win

In an alternate universe J. Jonah Jameson is yelling at Peter Parker to “get me pictures of that wedding dammit, I don’t care how!”

Dammit!

Braves bullpen stinky

Oli had to pull May here. He’s getting hit around and can barely walk

That went apocalyptic quickly

I have absolutely no idea why this popped up on my discover but honestly “best rotisserie chicken in Montreal” is the kind of news I’m here for

It’s metaphorical but also holy crap

Republicans run on “Democrats are a plague unto our houses and must be wiped from the face of the earth” and Democrats run on “we need strong Republicans to work alongside to make us better”

Teams are gonna end up Blubaugh’d when he’s not traded

Okay but this is basically modern conservatism in a nutshell

Anyway speaking of ultra fascist heretical Catholics, Vance is gonna absolutely come out in support of them today right?

To be clear, “traditionalist” means hella fascist and bigoted. Good on Pope Leo

Blues deserve this

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OR A HIPPO

Stoppage time is great because it will be “five minutes” unless it’s popping off in which case let’s see where this goes

Okay those are his demands, now what about hers?

I feel like we find out after the season Paul Skenes has been pitching through *something*

Kruk is Rowsdower

It’s all part of the strategy

Welcome to the resistance, libsarecommies6

The Padres are already dead 😭

Are they gonna put her number in the rafters?

You mean just throwing a “real man” out there doesn’t automatically work? Huh

He voted for massive cuts to mental health spending

“Please?”

The most important thing Bobby Bonilla ever did was get injured in Cardinals camp in spring 2001, clearing the way for a young rookie named Albert Pujols to make the team

I like how everyone is leaving this region and Saudi Arabia’s attempts at sportswashing except for WWE who fuckin loves them some sweet sweet Saudi blood money

"He walked near me so I did racism"

Share to ruin a Mets fan’s day

From the company that brought you "We'll delete movies you already bought on a whim," this

That’s…really bad

This dude having a career night when he showed his whole racist ass really tracks with our current hellscape