I wish some reporter would have the stones to say “it’s pretty insulting to everyone’s intelligence for you to claim you never know anything about the bad actions this administration commits”

Sonny Gray said “fuck the Yankees” he’s just like us fr

“I wasn’t so bad now was I?” - Dubya

“So Rowsdower is that a stupid name or…?”

It’s giving…Tuesday

If I asked my insurance if I could get a “preventative MRI” they’d immediately tell me to go fuck myself

If Juice isn’t on the Ole Miss sideline next game the fans there should riot

This has been a real dogshit year, huh?

I think if a hockey player takes a penalty with less than two minutes to go in a period he should have to sit in the penalty box the entire intermission and think about what he did

They thought they’d get ahead of the fascist nonsense and kiss up to Trump and MAGA in advance, but MAGA kept hating them and they alienated their own customer base. It’ll go into textbooks as an own goal business wise

He’s being thrown under the bus and he’s a war criminal, both are true

This is when you’re in the Jigsaw “would you like to play a game” area of leftovers that might still be good but also might give you the explosive shits

We collectively said “never again (will we take a pandemic seriously)”

Things had been going suspiciously well for the Blues here lately

Probably fine that the President is getting constant brain tests

Look at my liberal party dawg no wonder we’re losing badly to the fascists

All of it constitutes a war crime, and Hegseth is proudly boasting about it

This is basically the gop now:

“MALAISE FOREVER”

Men will exile their girlfriend in a horrific future instead of going to therapy

Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby

Despite the United States government’s best efforts, solar is thriving right now

Anytime I see angsty Eagles fans I am reminded of the fact they are literally the defending Super Bowl champions

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

So much of adult socializing revolves around alcohol and I kind of hate it

Honestly "Don't Engage, Just Block" has transformed my social media experience so profoundly that it's hard for me to describe. It's just so much better to be online now.

We all (rightfully) mock and rip Rendon but who among us doesn’t openly hate our job?

Chiefs 🤝 turkey Things that are cooked on Thanksgiving

Someone who’s rich AF: “actually you should work more tbh”

I am become butter, destroyer of arteries

Post something random, or you’ll have an awful December

“We were dangerously close to relevant, better put an end to that”

Ah, the joy of the brutally honest little kid

One of the few good things about the pandemic was that it really lessened Black Friday as a thing. It’s nowhere near as crazy as it was beforehand (opening stores at 3 PM on thanksgiving)

I am thankful for all of you here on bsky, the friendship app

Art without the human element isn’t art, it’s just a cold, emotionless product designed only for consumption.

I don’t know if there’s a better metaphor for modern American Christianity than a soulless AI generated gospel singer

Good God almighty do the Blues love losing in overtime

In order to defeat the Dodgers, you must become the Dodgers

“You have to understand, I thought there was a chance I could hit”

This is the future liberals want

What will he do without baseball?

Half of bsky is Lucy, half is Snoopy. Be more like Snoopy

“Elphaba Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday”

so glad the grink is on bsky

I always have said it’s good we got seatbelts laws before everything got stupid but now they’re going to reverse those too

seatbelts are woke, fly through the windshield headfirst to own the libs.

They should tell the FBI they can request ligma