I just do not trust a pitcher with the name of Blewett

You know what they say about a cryptid with big feet 😏

“Ooh erotic cakes”

The fetishization of the military is weird and gross. You can appreciate and respect the troops without turning them into demigods

Look at this shit lol

Cardinals having a plan is a marked change from previous seasons

I like how the most obvious solution to the situation at the Strait of Hormuz, to stop indiscriminately bombing Iran and admit we massively fucked up, is absolutely not an option because This Administration Is Never Wrong And Besides We Won The War Already Anyway

Remember, boys. This is baseball. We are not here to have fun, enjoy anything, or create happiness in ourselves or the crowd. We are here to grind our teeth and stare at people until they submit to our will. Much like Judge Dredd. Now go out there and be like the military.

Back Jurassic

Me with a certain polarizing baseball player

DeRosa’s arranged for the team to do a ride along on an ICE raid tomorrow for motivation, if they advance tonight

It’s quite possible Team USA wins the whole thing *and* we come out of it hating every one of them

I used to think the USA hockey men were the biggest group of corny cop-saluting meatheads you could imagine, but those guys were a DSA rally compared to the nuclear levels of corny cop-saluting meathead coming off USA Baseball

more than anything what Team USA needs to work on for the next WBC is not fielding a team with so much Cop Energy

It’s a BASEBALL CRIME the Cardinals haven’t retired his number HES IN THE HALL OF FAME AS A CARDINAL

Is that a marijuana? In my good Christian cartoon?!

Polymarket, Kalshi and all the rest of these prediction markets need to be wiped off the face of the earth. They provide absolutely nothing of value and are corrupting everything they touch.

Boob in midseason form for the WBC

US beat Canada at their sport it’s only fair they beat the US at theirs

We’re not even trying anymore

“I guess the Strait of Hormuz is closed…if you’re a lil bitch. Man up”

Stop AI, save the dragons

Honestly it makes me feel slightly better to see other countries have stupid bullshit culture war issues too

Jimmy Snuggerud is gonna drag this team kicking and screaming to the 12th overall pick

This is going to destroy the gay vampire community

Oh my Goodness

can this be a solution?

Leave Adam Wainwright alone 😭

Watching the news every day be like

Everybody wake up we’ve finally defined woke

Vinnie at 3am

Once again arrogant and stupid Americans will face no real consequences for their actions

Good work everyone, really nice job

What do you MEAN the high next Monday will be 31 and next Friday 81??

Would fit our current hellscape

Go Mexico but not by too much

It me at every family get together:

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

The modal baseball fan is a borderline autistic stats genius, and the typical player is completely unable to read.

Everyone loves Cal Raleigh...the adorable catcher with a huge ass that hits dingers *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you that Cal Raleigh is a baseball player

Feels like one of those “my t-shirt saying most tap water in the US is safe to drink answers any questions raised by the t-shirt” stories

2025: He's called Big Dumper because of his giant ass and we all love him! 2026: He's called Big Dumper because he's a big pile of shit

Vibes in US male sports are atrocious lately

Works every time because the average American has the memory of a goldfish

idk, feels like an honor to kobe's legacy not taking 'no' for an answer

we are ratioing bad sports takes now, bluesky really has become the app of sports

team USA is so embarrassing but on brand for this country

it’s probably already been said but team USA falling short of qualifying for the WBC quarterfinals due to arrogance and ignorance would be so on brand for this era of the country

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

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