To fix their team, they must consume the lil critter

“We all dabbled in Nazism from time to time” no the fuck we didn’t???

Who the fuck are these 90% of men who had a “Nazi Phase”

What Fox thinks the average bsky user is like

“If it’s not a manager problem, then it’s a roster problem. Who creates the roster?” Stearns: “look over there!”

It’s wild to see politicians be like “democracy is basically dead due to the SCOTUS” and the next skeet be like “music festival this weekend! Come on out for a good time :) “

Baseball and goth baddies its peak bsky content

Bluesky really is whatever you want it to be when you’re looking to bash it

“Well son looks like you got ghosts in the blood. Take some cocaine, should draw them right out”

Die, probably

“Top 1% of all vaginas” will stay in my brain for a while

Literally 1/3 of his career losses are against the Cardinals 😬

Look at him *existing* Of course it wasn’t a “slip” it’s not a deal at all unless you’re fuckin’ racist as shit

Take me to Church

That there are any limits on SNAP is a reflection of cruelty and wanting to shame poor people for being poor. There’s no other reason

September 11th, a very memorable date (the Orioles had multiple grand slams in a game that day)

It’s possible playing the Nats didn’t fix the Mets right up

“You beat Paul Skenes?” “What, like it’s hard?”

That’s my ROTY

I like how our “wins” nowadays are “the House took the pro pesticide part out of their bill”

Heavily in favor of this

Sweep 🔜

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Garfield’s high as a kite

Taxing these people more is the moderate option

See? Facing the Pirates fixed the Cardinals right up

. @aoc.bsky.social responds to this trend: "BOOOOO" "This race to try to see who can be exempt from participating in society is not a conversation that I'm interested in," she tells me, calling it an uninspiring message. "I'm a Great Society Democrat, and I believe in building that together."

The answer is obviously yes

It looks absolutely miserable at PNC Park right now

JJ Wetherholt is so good, man

“I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.” goes insanely hard

Chat is it good when your pitcher is like “it hurts when I throw pitches”

Dalton Rushing is working hard to become the top jackass in baseball huh

Voting for the party that tells me I’m the most special boy

please

My thought process is “I want to reply but I also want people to see the original”

it won’t be hard to discern to people in the future that the first black president led to a relentless and hyper-radical effort by conservative elites to destroy not only the voting rights act but reconstruction itself.

Continue with the contempt charges until she actually shows up otherwise she’ll just no show then as well

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(buying a cabinet in Judaea in 29 AD) wow the craftsmanship on this is really incredible Furniture salesman: yeah it’s

“It’s not like there’s anything to look forward to in a long life anyway, may as well light up”

Don’t worry, if the Senate goes 51-49 Dem in the midterms he’s absolutely switching parties to give it back to the GOP

Really want to bring back guillotines huh

Are they about to kiss? Is this #sensualbaseball?

Pitcher’s name checks out

It’s kind of amazing how much he doesn’t want to do this job

What on Earth was that slide

Hey everyone Burly woke back up!

He’s just a lil guy