Lmao

M's wyd

As much as I want to point and laugh at the Chubs, my team is as bad about this, if not worse

Just like they drew it up

Jags 4-1, Chiefs 2-3 Just as we all expected

LMFAO ARE YOU KIDDING ME TREVOR LAWRENCE

St. Louis Cardinals legend Tommy Edman

BREAKING: Son of the most powerful man on the planet who's name is on dozens of golf courses and buildings and shakes down every institution for payoffs and bribes is rich. HOW DID HE DO IT

Me, brightening people's days with my shitposting:

"I'm ready for you, Keith"

Every night, “it’s time Keith”

Imagine this being only the second-most embarrassing thing that's happened to you

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

"Shut da fuck up, nerd"

Hey everyone look at this dumb idiot

I remember this event well as it inspired me to post this banger

Me, 1 p.m.: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me, 3 p.m.: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

I cannot fathom how you get to keep being an NFL head coach after a loss like that Disgraceful

🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧

Chop wtf man

If I were the Dolphins, I would simply play the Panthers 17 times

I owe Darren Waller an apology, I was not familiar with his game

DE'VON MF ACHANE

Shoutout to @channel6.bsky.social, I think I love Bert the Bear even more now.

it's weird that a clown car full of freaks like stephen miller and jd vance feeding the populace a strict diet of state violence, austerity, and cringe are not getting more popular. bread and circus but there's no bread and the circus is one sclerotic monkey vomiting on his balls

"Hey DP you listening to the big album drop today?" Why yes, yes I am

Imagine playing for a perennial Super Bowl contender in the twilight of your career, you're dating the most famous pop star in the world, and she comes out with a song that says, "MY MAN'S GOT A HUGE DICK, YOU GUYS"

Hi it's me, the lifelong Milwaukee Brewers fan

More of those please, Pads

Drive faster, Grandma! Grandma's gaining on us!

Brian Snitker’s stepping down is a sad day for those of us on the Sports Illustrated baseball staff when this happened.

Let’s open our eyes. This isn’t a functioning democracy any longer when - in the middle of a high stakes funding fight - the President illegally suspends federal projects in states run by Democrats as a way to punish the political opposition.

HE IS NO EDBOY, HE IS AN EDMAN

So, if I were the Padres, I would simply score a bunch of runs in the 9th I'm talking like a shit-ton of runs Really drive the idea of scoring runs into the ground

It's my fault, blame me, I will humbly bear your abuse

Hi it's me, the lifelong San Diego Padres fan

A Pyrrhic victory if ever there was one

Imo, De'Von Achane