Future All-Star Luis Gastelum

with a Ouija Board??

JORDAN WALKER THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED

Good morning. Cardinals are promoting Luis Gastelum for his MLB debut ahead of today’s doubleheader, a source with direct knowledge says. Will require a 40-man spot as well as an active roster spot.

RIP to the CUM alliance, this World Cup has been successfully edged

respect the USMNT going the comedy route after the past couple days lmao

(Dem HR Lady voice) let's circle back

You can tell that this game will destroy at least one nation's psyche and that's what sports are all about baby

I demand a 5-4 scoreline by the end of this

Peacock please, for the love of God you don't have to air this horny af Nescafé ad during every break. I'm begging you

retail workers are more likely to have protected your way of life, shopping at a Target at 9AM on a holiday, than any service member has in the last several decades

Let Cabo Verde host the World Cup in 8 years. Who gives a shit about *checks notes* SAUDI ARABIA??????

It's over but Cabo Verde is forever. Absolutely brilliant performance

CABO VERDE OH MY GOD

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

Nothing in this world is certain except death, taxes, and the Atlanta Braves absolutely shitting themselves when playing the St. Louis Cardinals in Atlanta

*sigh*

Xenoblade Chronicles moved me so deeply, and I've spent the last few weeks since finishing the game trying to articulate why. It'd mean a lot to me if you checked this one out! medium.com/@abrambuehne...

MEXICO IS THE SHIT

I thought it was nice

both teams should get eliminated because of this

never seen an own goal on a penalty before

Extra time is simply too much soccer. The 2nd half of both today have both looked like two toddlers in a knife fight

The Germany men's national team would be better if they had a guy named Wolfgang imo

it is really funny that these teams have to go through the drama of penalties in a round of the tournament that didn't exist until this year

Just let these guys kick pens clearly everybody's over the concept of soccer rn

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Nolan Arenado revenge game

the hamstring was feeling *so* much better that he decided to test it by dodging the buttslap in the dugout

Cabo Verde is the Cinderella we all need

CAPO VERDE YES

What a performance by Curaçao goalkeeper Eloy Room. Most saves ever in a 90-minute World Cup game (Tim Howard played in extra time).

ALL HAIL CURAÇAO ALL HAIL ELOY ROOM

Soccer is a lot like taxes: the truly elite are constantly trying to test the limits and see just how much they can get away with

huge win for people named after famous classical composers and there not the rest of the world

I was not in the room for this, thank you

Apple TV I will kill myself if you make me listen to another inning of Rex Hudler

the beautiful game this is not

Simpsons Did It

Re:Zero is the best God damn anime on the planet Unreasonable how God damn good this shit is Hell fucking yes

Catching a Blaze Jordan Walker dinger today guaranteed

Soccer teams should all have a like 7 foot guy they can sub in if they get a corner kick in extra time

Tulsa Drillers Legend Dustin May

CABO VERDEEEEEEEE

The UK banning teens from social media for their "protection" feels like if a bar was having repeated incidents of date rape and its solution was to ban women.

COTE D'IVOREEEEE

Ivory Coast has really taken control of the 2nd half, so naturally I expect Ecuador will score in like 5-10 minutes

Things are going on in New York right that people may not understand for thousands of years