Whoops forgot to post from last night...used nothing but white yarn but filled a lot of gaps

Just thought of one of those "things you thought were true when you were a kid and later realized were lies": If your Tootsie Pop wrapper has a star on it, you get a free one

Duuuuuuuuuuvallllllllllll

"Doug. That'll be thirty grand."

So close to done with the upper quadrant! This is 17x17 but I bought an 18x18 pillow to put inside when it's done

Scorigami but for unique sports first names

The Orioles just drafted this kid in July

I'd rather see them try to work this sick logo in somehow. These are eh

Including last night wife will be gone six of seven nights so I have a chance to get close to finishing this thing. Target date is our anniversary in mid-October.

Bobby Hill on Ozempic

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Please work, gif I created. You were made for this moment.

Word I cannot read without hearing in a specific voice: donkey

"the teachers have had it too good for too long, who's with me"

I mean are the Kings allowed to take multiple players back in a sign-and-trade like this? If so, I would ask them to just send Moody to Sacramento also and send them the unprotected first they want. Or I suppose they'd do it in two transactions in theory. Anyway yeah.

me when restaurants try to give me 2 ounces of soda poured over a glacier in a 16-ounce glass

I need a dynasty hockey league

Folks, read the replies before you come try to dunk on this post...they're not American, where we have the shittiest possible spam protection. If we had any sort of regulation at all I'd turn off Silence Unknown Callers but 90% of my phone calls are from my good friend Spam Risk

Carrot Top, my love, what happened?

ruin a band with law Weird Et Al

I need Nathan Lane voicing this guy

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

[KILL BILL SIREN]

Unless they purposely decided not to trademark the name I suggested, looks like I did not win that Richmond baseball team naming contest. But hey, free hat!

The homeopathic cure for autism already exists

Official government version of the kid who wanted to be one percent nacho

they boutta find out how hard it is to get people to resubscribe once they cancel a service

subtly downgrade a band: Destiny's Grandchild

Rachel Donaldzal

There's a bird in there!

This type of thing is why AI can all be fired into the sun. This art rules. Props @librarydoodles.bsky.social

Hi friends, I see there are three of you here today? No? Sorry about that! Let me count again. That's three, right? Oh, I'm terribly sorry, let me—wait where are you going?

Getting arrested for telling people Charlie Kirk's favorite drink was an Americano with seven shots of banana Torani's

Why does no gif-hosting site have Connor4Real singing "Fuck Off"? I'd have used it so many times.

Demerzel

Every damn thing in my car should have physical buttons

Rachel Donaldzal

Pratt Mater

We kind of need Disney+ at the moment but about to zap $21/month of Hulu/ESPN recurring subs

Had forgotten to check in on this contest I entered but unless someone else submitted "Richmond Stardust" before me I think I've already hit #3 and have a chance at the grand prize? Excited to see what happens northwoodsleague.com/richmond-bas...

[banjo banjo banjo banjo] turkey on a car

Lot of edge work today but gotta do it 🤷🏼‍♂️

Do I have any Australian folks following me that would be willing to have a DM conversation?

This is pretty tough with a four-year-old. I'm gonna have to strategize here

Considered trying to go to the Sac Republic Cup final and then saw they half-masted the flag and closed the tab 🤷🏼‍♂️

If Luke Weaver hits the market that's the guy for the Giants imo