"gimme the Fernando Rodney"

James Woods' Hades in Hercules

How you doing #Jaguars? Jags head into the playoffs with 13 wins and an 8 game win streak and NOBODY expects them to get near the promised land How fun would it be to watch Trevor Lawrence finally live up to those sky high expectations from when he was drafted? Am I rooting for the Jags?

I know we all say “this is the stupidest timeline” a lot but seriously this is the stupidest timeline

Everyone in Adventure Bay just accepts that a child and his crew of talking dogs is the city's entire emergency response team

After 13 years on Lexapro I recently switched to Prozac and I'm like...oh...is *this* how I'm supposed to feel? Who knows if this feeling of calm will last but I'm sending this skeet to encourage you to maybe try another medication if you are on one and still miserable all the time. Love u guys.

Shad Khan absolutely MUST pay the fines to wear the Prowlers in the playoffs. Mandatory.

Trevor Lawrence throwing inbreaking routes weeks 1-9: 32.4% target rate (15th), 50.5% SR (25th) Trevor Lawrence throwing inbreaking routes weeks 10-18 (so far): 38% target rate (5th), 61.1% SR (6th) Week 10 was Jakobi Meyers' first game as a Jaguar. (per NGS)

That's "played for both World Series teams last year" Buddy Kennedy lol

The Titans will be 12-43 since this tweet

Why yes please

If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off

This Nathan Lane costume sucks

If you are coming from the bad place and need a jaguars feed see below. Writers, fans, and such #dtwd #duuuval

Finished the essay. moultano.wordpress.com/2025/12/30/c...

Watching click like this makes me wonder why Chernyshov isn't on PP1

My daughter picked the live-action Beauty and the Beast for New Year's Eve and the character she was the saddest that "died" was the ottoman/dog. Zero tears for Cogsworth or Chip.

Some interesting notes on Mahle from @pitcherlist.com pitcherlist.com/player/tyler...

Timing on Mahle sure seems like he's their pivot after Imai picked someone else

Patrick Bailey inside-the-park walkoff homer

@whatatimepod.bsky.social for the soundboard lol

No Fred Taylor is trash. Give the man his flowers

Three's Company: Dune

Anybody have any idea what the heck type of warm men's shoes go with sweatpants? My feet are freezing

Accidentally walked in on Slamson trying to take a head-off break in the kitchen of the restaurant where I worked and I had to ask him to do it somewhere else

The Lord of the Rings: The King dials in on Zoom #MakeAFilmCheaper

ruin two bands by combining them Venga Boyz II Men I also thought of one that was literally too gross to post; I shall not be posting it.

Major League Soccer

Describe your bluesky account in a single image

Hmm I recall someone saying the Red Sox loved Eldridge 🧐

Explain your username It's a nickname @jonbois.bsky.social came up with that's based on Andy Reid allegedly ordering three steaks at his Chiefs head coach interview

Finance version of the New Orleans Saints cap situation

Easy one youtu.be/cSs3FyeThM0?...

Holy crap it's Cookiepuss

Pretty standard but...slipped on the top stair in my house and landed HARD on my ass and slid down like four more stairs

If you drive with your lit cigarette hanging out the window I should be legally allowed to tase you

Can the Jaguars wear the Prowlers in the playoffs?

The "returning your shopping cart to the cart corral" of posting. Just turn on "require alt text" and you can even have some fun with captions if you want

Enjoying this very much, will be looking for more by @ellecosimano.bsky.social. Also a reminder for the guys that follow me to read books by women as well. I found this one by looking for similar authors to Carl Hiaasen and this book definitely hits that mark

Duuuuuuuuuuuuvaaaaaaaaaaal

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it

They don't show it in the game but after Mega Man defeats a boss he has to swallow them like Kirby before he gets their powers

Meanwhile I am trying to pivot more and more of my attention span from phone/TV to books

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

seems legit

People put way too much stock in public comments by GMs. Like they're going to give away their leverage for free just so fans can have realistic expectations