Got Radiohead tickets for tomorrow. Paid too much but not going would violate the Gen-X Code. My hands were tied.

LET FREEDOM RING

They’re playing “Hey Soul Sister” in this tapas place so Spain is over.

So many options for people with celiac disease here. Like heaven man.

Amid ICE attacks, L.A. community orgs call on the Dodgers not to accept a White House visit.

People in my hotel in Madrid scrambling to get Radiohead tickets like they’re the letters of transit in Casablanca

I’ve only been in Madrid for like seven hours but I can say with full confidence that this is the most chic city I’ve ever been in and I would not be surprised if they put me in jail for being a schlubby lame person, which I presume to be a felony here.

It’s five o’clock somewhere. Wait, it’s five o’clock here, where I am now. Ain’t that a daisy.

The landing pattern into Madrid takes you over a 20-30 acre solar farm adjacent to the airport. Wasn't even on the ground yet when I started seeing the difference between the United States and an actually civilized, intelligent place. bsky.app/profile/mark...

No way in hell the Democrats should save the Republicans from themselves at this point. End the filibuster if you want to end the shutdown.

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There were only two flights to Boston from Columbus today that worked and the later one would’ve been tight and we were worried about a delay messing it up. bsky.app/profile/trey...

I got the new AirPods and I’ve been playing around with the live translate thing. Just had it on during the in cabin announcements on Iberia Air. Folks: it’s kinda dogshit.

I just boarded my plane to Madrid after like seven hours in Logan airport. Boston: your airport is a cut scene from “Severance.”

This is all a giant put on. This is viral marketing for a Netflix Original Production. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

Fuckin' Trump

"Trump canceled your flight" is about as easy as messaging gets.

Given that the public already overwhelmingly blames Republicans for the shutdown, what exactly do they think this will do for them? bsky.app/profile/fint...

Hanging out at the Boston airport when you’re in the middle of a 30 Rock rewatch makes you think that every other person is gonna sound like Julianne Moore playing Nancy Donovan

This is really gonna hurt the Rockies' pursuit of blue chip free agents. bsky.app/profile/apne...

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23rd Street was tired of him before he was of it, that I can tell you. bsky.app/profile/chee...

Folks - let them think this. I’ve spent 25 years doing campaigns - when you think like this after a loss like last night, you are doomed to lose again.

Eric Karros would never. bsky.app/profile/boys...

This is what they did at one of my mother's dementia facilities, so that residents are less likely to get lost.

Motherfucker is 100% putting a "Gather" sign in the kitchen. President Basic Bitch, man. bsky.app/profile/ones...

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They specifically want to prevent voters from having a choice to fund libraries, yeesh

As the father of a Gen-Z woman, I could've told you years ago that you want absolutely no part of them when they're angry and motivated. If you cross them or stand in their way they will wreck your shit and light their preroll on your smoldering corpse. bsky.app/profile/sant...

Imagine being a Democratic leader who refused to endorse Mamdani, who has advocated for throwing trans people and immigrants under the bus, and who has otherwise acted like it's still 1996, and then just walking in to work today like your entire world view didn't get obliterated last night.

TONIGHT should send a clear message to all those elites - the people who run Big Law or have been in charge of elite academic institutions who decided to bend their knees last 10+ months - Americans coast to coast are paying attention & thankfully their brains haven’t been cooked by X. #NoKings

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Bag lunch time for Dersh

Texts I get from my wife while she’s playing The Sims. A game I have never once played.

If Trump doesn't endorse J.D. Vance for Senate at the last minute before the GOP primary in 2022 he 100% loses it to Josh Mandel, goes back to Cincinnati to figure out his life, and then loses today's mayoral race just like his dipshit half-brother did.

If an IG mutual was crashing out this hard I'd be calling 9-1-1 for a wellness check.

Why is this guy such a fuckin' weirdo? awfulannouncing.com/fox/tom-brad...

We went to vote a couple of hours ago. We walked to the polls and, since it's sunny, I wore my Dodgers cap. Allison got her ballot and was almost done voting by the time I even set up in the booth because the poll worker wanted to talk to me about Game 7.

Yet they still keep Blake Treinen on the roster for some reason. bsky.app/profile/jrod...

This should be our Sputnik Moment v.2, but we're no longer a serious country. bsky.app/profile/popp...

Why didn’t anyone vote for me?!?!

No. I'm sorry. We're not doing "top flight players in the pinnacle of a sport's competition who were born after "Avatar" came out. At least not yet. bsky.app/profile/nyti...

Where does Bill go for his apology?

if the sandwich be ham, that's a cutter my man if the sandwich be turkey, it's a sweeper that's lurking

And if it was a smaller sandwich, it’d be a slider

And there are still some people that think that Daisuke Matsuzaka's gyro ball was fake. bsky.app/profile/moll...

Mustard! Onions! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time, But someone still was yelling out and stumbling And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime.— Dim through the misty panes and thick Italian bread, As under green lettuce, I saw him drowning.

Imagine being able to show your face basically anywhere after this. bsky.app/profile/jami...