I been Unc for a while but it REALLY hit at a Meg concert a couple summers ago. The group of girls I was sitting by called me Unc all that night, then as I was walking out some YN gon scream out his car "SAY UNC, THE SHOW OVER?" I cussed his ass out, went home and ate a bowl of Raisin Bran 🤦🏾‍♂️

I get why the Giants opening is desirable but the iffy GM is already there and the promising QB has 99 concussions in his inventory so I dunno, man

I want him to unlearn words.

It's always kinda comical when the right's unreality runs into actual reality and a judge is like, what are you talking about. It happened with Comey and Letitia James too.

Get your own day, everybody except for @eagleeye1906.bsky.social

5 years ago, I sat on Zoom school with students who were confused & scared by what they watched unfold. It was important then & it's more important now that we tell the truth. The whole truth: the white supremacist terrorists who attacked the United States Capitol are free, emboldened,

Anyone who downplayed the threat of the anti-vaccine movement was either not paying attention or had been bamboozled. Sadly, many of us warned about its pseudoscientific assault on public health for years. And now it’s mainstream. And children are dying.

Dan Quinn 🤝 Prematurely dismissing a former college coach you hired as your Offensive Coordinator

what did kliff do wrong? dan is scapegoating yet again

The lesson of January 6th is that it does absolutely no good to prosecute the the violent foot soldiers if you're not going to prosecute the leaders and hold them accountable for their sedition under the full force of the law.

He fails to mention that these actions he is criticizing made the USA the most prosperous nation in the world, the center of the business world, and the global hub for innovation. His problem is that POC prospered too. That's it, that's his whole game. He wants black and brown people to suffer.

I miss when movie soundtracks just threw compilations of artists on songs. Why are Missy Elliot, Mc Lyte and Free on a song with Beyonce? Who cares baby, just enjoy this song about celibacy!

Them Dr. Sebi ass fake nutritionist be wreaking havoc on fb. "they dont want you to know..." "all you gotta drink is..." BYOOOOLSHIT. And they still go hard for Sebi's piss drinking ass.

Race and Gender studies, philosophy, and comparative religious studies. Ahem.

No Monday night football...

Once you’re married, you have to decide whether you want to play house or if you want to do the work. We chose to do the work, and that means choosing each other everyday, even when we’re not happy, because chasing happiness is always a setup for failure. Grown folks know this.

Having to tell your cane twirling uncle Happy Birthday and Happy Founder’s Day in the same text <<<<

You know what You right

Slander session has now gone into “I know YOU not talkin” mode

The most useless warning ever bc who want him

somebody gon come out the cut like “he ain’t the only married one here in ppls dms” and not say anything else

Mark basically said boy FUCK YOU!😭😭

Wait. Folks were sending chocolate starfish pics without permission???

Seeing people haul ass in cars not designed to haul ass will always make me laugh cause where are you going Miss Nissan Rouge?!

I’m 5’10 Wife is 5’3 Our 9yo is 4’8 already

in 2026, i want people to stop calling themselves "medium ugly" and the like. the self-deprecation not getting you anywhere. have some intrinsic value about yourself.

no Big Account Discourse is complete without acknowledging the fact that there is a *mandatory* follower buyback program (kohl's cash) every 25k followers

I sweater God man, Rob, Tiffany and Ian better last longer than Michael fuckin Rappaport.

lmao they checking off that Rooney Rule box, they not slick 😂

It's been said frequently but: he did this on fewer snaps than the previous two record holders as well, despite a 17th season. He is also always playing from behind, which means even fewer opportunities to rush the passer. It's crazy.

I would like the Panthers to do the funniest thing

“Senior Health and Human Services officials said the changes are meant to restore trust in public health that spilled over from the Covid pandemic.” This is confusion THEY CAUSED through their pushing of antivax antiscience viewpoints! They are NOT the correct people to solve the problem! 🤬

let the intrusive thoughts win

I’d bet Amy Klobuchar would eat anyone who ran against her for Governor, though:

omg

The girls keep trying to give men the layout. And they keep ignoring it

OK so since we’re here I definitely need some compression sock recommendations for these long car rides and work trips. Who got some recommendations? 😂

Man dawg flossing your teeth so important 💀💀💀

You can only give the option of a choice when you got the option as well... I think these dudes just be wanting the attention they get...the adoration they want to be wanted. that's why they run down to Costa Rica 3 times a year

Mike Macdonald’s defense covered up a QB who hasn’t played consistently well in months 😬

the reason this isn't popping off is that it's mostly telling people to change their behavior when the simple solution is to prove to companies there's no way to prevent their ads being presented next to objectionable material. that'll cause the kind of exodus/media firestorm ppl are hoping for

Threads is hell because someone is saying they didn’t think Michael B Jordan showed enough difference in how he acted as the characters Smoke and Stack and the folks are lighting him up.

me: Amy Klobuchar is fine and we can push her leftward as governor. People on this website: YOU JUST WANT THE STATUS QUO WE NEED ZOHRANS NOT AMY. WALZ NOT RUNNING MEANS MAGA WILL WIN. a lot of you need to take a deep breath and touch fucking grass.

He’s Running