Me when I start seeing people float

Face looks innocent but that mouth is sinful

If you ask a child for a hug and they say no, RESPECT THAT CHILD’S WISHES! I absolutely HATE IT when parents force their kids to hug someone when they don’t want to. They have a say so over their bodies and personal space just like you do!

HARRY BE A FAWKIN NINJA PUH LEASEEEEEEEEEE

Every time I step down on my right foot I feel a stab in the right hand ovary 😃

What’s yall Memoji look like?

What’s the worst caption and why is it “real eyes, realize, real lies”?

Great thing about being an adult with my own shit is that I don’t have to see those people anymore 😃

Oh I’m about to SCREAM. The #ffffff people are in my mentions with unseasoned humor.

Me pulling up for the free food

SPOOKY SZN IS SUPREME OVER ALL

One thing the #SpookySquad is gonna do is ride for Halloween

One thing the #SpookySquad is gonna do is ride for Halloween

It’s gonna be like 2012 all over again 😭😭😂

Hating Halloween when Thanksgiving and Columbus Day is right there 🙂‍↔️

Halloween is literally a TOP TIER holiday for the whimsical and spooky. Hating on it is NUTS and proof you need more ✨magic✨ in your life.

I didn’t know fun, spooky stuff, getting to wear costumes, and family activities was against the law

I can’t wait to go to bed omg

This Monday’s whooping my ass lawddd

If the vibes was there hell yeah

Me as an educator watching other people wfh and have fun while I’m planning virtual lessons for pre k kids in my classroom 😭

Lmfaooo I’m glad they made one for Cardi. The Kendrick ones were funny

the perfect meme to describe me doesn't exi-- nvmd.

If I feel like I can’t trust you to be on my team if we go on Family Feud we can’t be together sorry

Every time I turn around it’s fucking Monday 😒

Please do so I can place a hex on you through the phone

It’s easier to say what they don’t do lmfaooo

Oh the crazies are out in full swing tonight I see

Quickest = 2 years Longest = 4.5 years

If you throwing dick at me That shit should be big at least 🎶

Me to bae after I’ve been pouting majority of the day

Love my men handy 🫦

I didn’t know me asking a question = me complaining. I genuinely didn’t know. Y’all so fucking annoying lol

What time is football over today?

Being a lover girl is hard. Being one that also needs reassurance is even harder.

Cuz they don’t want love they want lust 😒

If u gon play games wit her gang, just let her back outside, we miss her.

My favorite set I have is baby pink and I love itttt

Depressed actually

Just gonna add more hashtags and words to my mute list don’t worry it’s fine. Yall have fun 🫂

Oh I loveeeee these 😍

Oh I hateeee this. You “like me” but never want to hold any actual conversations outside of wanting to fuck me or telling me how pretty I am. Don’t even know my favorite color but wanna know what color panties I have on 😒

I keep seeing yall saying something about a tush push and I know it’s football related but I’m also very confused and intrigued

I used to want to get my nose done but I’m over that now thank goodness

Awwww Kidd left 🙁