The current SL conversation makes me realize that I haven’t watched porn in a LONG time omg 😭

And this is why my sisters no longer tell me when they have issues with people cuz I’ll take it to hell with my hair tied up I never gave af 😭

I’ve noticed that I’m up here a lot less now

Me staring out my window watching my kids fight cuz: “that was a hand ball!” “no it wasn’t!” (I’ll interfere if I see someone try to stomp someone out or something like that)

If you’d bench your starter Pokemon we can’t be together cuz you don’t know what loyalty is 🙂‍↔️

So today one of my students said I was “round like Humpty Dumpty”.

Someone needs to make driving illegal in VA. Give all those mf a horse and buggy an call it a day 😒

“Mommy watch this!” 😂

💙

Oh. We’re arguing about feet and shoes. I’ll come back later lol

This finna be me at this trampoline park

Me eating all the rejected cheesecake from my moots happily

Everyone is gone, my house is mostly quiet, my cat came out of hiding, all is right with the world

This ✨might✨ be a dumb question but, can women be drafted?

My sisters and their kids are coming over for a continuation celebration of my youngest gremlin’s birthday and I kind of regret inviting them over cuz my social meter is in the redddd

EYE feel like since my titties are almost nonexistent, I shouldn’t have to deal with boob pain. I WANT A MF REFUND

WE GON’ DIE

@missbrandii.bsky.social happy birthday!!!! 🥳

Happy Pokemon Day btw 🥰

So today I got spit on in my face and called a racial slur by a 5 year old. Parent when picking them up from the office IN THEIR PJS: “great now I have to find someone to watch you 🙄” Happy Thursday! 😃

HOW ABOUT WE ALL STFU AND MIND OUR OWN UTERUSES

Kidd hates my guts guys omg

…… do you guys need a hug? Yall cool?

Eldest incubated sperm deposit is in his room playing Minecraft while singing “I Want It That Way” and I couldn’t be more proud lol

I never see any baby/kid Jasmines anymore. I have an old lady name now????

Me: fussing at my students Students: we love you teacherww 🥺 Me: ….. I love yall too 🙄😭

Not meeee. The only ex I know is in the alphabet 😭😭

Alright guise. It’s time to put the bootyholes and bibs away before we get in trouble. Tony, go back in your corner 🙂‍↔️

OH YALL SEE THIS SHIT YEAH I DON’T WANNA HERE A FUCK THING I’M FINNA ACT UP

I forgot all about the hemorrhoid gusher debacle 🤢☹️

I wouldn’t be offended. Boundaries and interests should definitely be discussed and I’d be happy he was comfortable enough to ask me. As long as he doesn’t try to change my answer (no), I’m fine with it lol

All I’ve been seeing up here for the past 20 minutes

Tony:

A date where you go to build-a-bear, split off in the store, make a stuffed animal for each other, and surprise each other with the animals you made

Which is worse? Paying for disappointing food or paying for a disappointing movie?

Play patty cake on that bald man’s head

“all” and “yall” sounds REALLY LOUD in this skeet 🤨

Just kidding, we have soccer at 5:30 and I’m currently getting an oil change 😬😭

Me seeing people complain about certain posts and not relating because me, the mute button, and “hide post for me” are in a throuple situation 🥰

I feel like since I have NO sports tonight I should use that as an excuse to go to Chili’s idk

I don’t like how as soon as my paycheck hits my bank account my bills come jump me like

@ofbkidd.blacksky.app HIIIIIIIIIIIIII

It depends on which kind 😭

Fucking raw in the apocalypse and everyone is musty and dirty 😭 now you’re risking pregnancy AND infection. Just NASTY

@ Lori you stupid WHORE and you’re also a shit mother I hate you.