jasbean 🎀🫧
@jazzybean.bsky.social
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I really don’t take enough pictures of myself 😭
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The current SL conversation makes me realize that I haven’t watched porn in a LONG time omg 😭
3 days ago
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And this is why my sisters no longer tell me when they have issues with people cuz I’ll take it to hell with my hair tied up I never gave af 😭
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
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I’ve noticed that I’m up here a lot less now
3 days ago
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Me staring out my window watching my kids fight cuz: “that was a hand ball!” “no it wasn’t!” (I’ll interfere if I see someone try to stomp someone out or something like that)
3 days ago
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If you’d bench your starter Pokemon we can’t be together cuz you don’t know what loyalty is 🙂↔️
3 days ago
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So today one of my students said I was “round like Humpty Dumpty”.
4 days ago
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Someone needs to make driving illegal in VA. Give all those mf a horse and buggy an call it a day 😒
5 days ago
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“Mommy watch this!” 😂
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5 days ago
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Risk It All by Bruno Mars on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:24
https://music.apple.com/us/album/risk-it-all/1866732792?i=1866732797
5 days ago
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Oh. We’re arguing about feet and shoes. I’ll come back later lol
5 days ago
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This finna be me at this trampoline park
5 days ago
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Me eating all the rejected cheesecake from my moots happily
6 days ago
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Everyone is gone, my house is mostly quiet, my cat came out of hiding, all is right with the world
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6 days ago
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6 days ago
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This ✨might✨ be a dumb question but, can women be drafted?
6 days ago
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My sisters and their kids are coming over for a continuation celebration of my youngest gremlin’s birthday and I kind of regret inviting them over cuz my social meter is in the redddd
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6 days ago
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EYE feel like since my titties are almost nonexistent, I shouldn’t have to deal with boob pain. I WANT A MF REFUND
6 days ago
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6 days ago
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WE GON’ DIE
6 days ago
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@missbrandii.bsky.social
happy birthday!!!! 🥳
7 days ago
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Happy Pokemon Day btw 🥰
7 days ago
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So today I got spit on in my face and called a racial slur by a 5 year old. Parent when picking them up from the office IN THEIR PJS: “great now I have to find someone to watch you 🙄” Happy Thursday! 😃
8 days ago
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HOW ABOUT WE ALL STFU AND MIND OUR OWN UTERUSES
9 days ago
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Kidd hates my guts guys omg
9 days ago
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…… do you guys need a hug? Yall cool?
9 days ago
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Eldest incubated sperm deposit is in his room playing Minecraft while singing “I Want It That Way” and I couldn’t be more proud lol
9 days ago
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I never see any baby/kid Jasmines anymore. I have an old lady name now????
9 days ago
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Me: fussing at my students Students: we love you teacherww 🥺 Me: ….. I love yall too 🙄😭
9 days ago
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Not meeee. The only ex I know is in the alphabet 😭😭
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9 days ago
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Alright guise. It’s time to put the bootyholes and bibs away before we get in trouble. Tony, go back in your corner 🙂↔️
10 days ago
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OH YALL SEE THIS SHIT YEAH I DON’T WANNA HERE A FUCK THING I’M FINNA ACT UP
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10 days ago
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I forgot all about the hemorrhoid gusher debacle 🤢☹️
10 days ago
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10 days ago
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I wouldn’t be offended. Boundaries and interests should definitely be discussed and I’d be happy he was comfortable enough to ask me. As long as he doesn’t try to change my answer (no), I’m fine with it lol
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10 days ago
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All I’ve been seeing up here for the past 20 minutes
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10 days ago
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Tony:
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10 days ago
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A date where you go to build-a-bear, split off in the store, make a stuffed animal for each other, and surprise each other with the animals you made
10 days ago
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10 days ago
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Which is worse? Paying for disappointing food or paying for a disappointing movie?
10 days ago
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Play patty cake on that bald man’s head
10 days ago
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“all” and “yall” sounds REALLY LOUD in this skeet 🤨
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10 days ago
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Just kidding, we have soccer at 5:30 and I’m currently getting an oil change 😬😭
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10 days ago
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Me seeing people complain about certain posts and not relating because me, the mute button, and “hide post for me” are in a throuple situation 🥰
10 days ago
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I feel like since I have NO sports tonight I should use that as an excuse to go to Chili’s idk
10 days ago
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I don’t like how as soon as my paycheck hits my bank account my bills come jump me like
10 days ago
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@ofbkidd.blacksky.app
HIIIIIIIIIIIIII
10 days ago
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It depends on which kind 😭
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11 days ago
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Fucking raw in the apocalypse and everyone is musty and dirty 😭 now you’re risking pregnancy AND infection. Just NASTY
11 days ago
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@ Lori you stupid WHORE and you’re also a shit mother I hate you.
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11 days ago
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