I need to go tf to sleep

🙂‍↔️ fresh out

All those years I wasted hating pink still haunts me to this day cuz like????

I stay in a hoodie and sweatpants when I’m home 😭

These things, wasps, and fucking CENTIPEDES

Trying to decide between Minecraft, Pokemon or Sims for the evening

Lucky

The fact that no one knows if this is a threat or a promise 😭 Maybe we ARE all heathens

I promise you I do not give a fuck.

😭😭😭

Time to color my hairrrrrrrrr (again) 😂

If it’s one thing banana is gonna do, it’s make itself KNOWN in a smoothie

I finally ate something todayyyyy 😃 @killlthehype.blacksky.app

“That dollar has probably been between a stripper’s ass cheeks.” Freaky frogs:

Youngest gremlin loved the Michael movie. Youngest gremlin was also disappointed that they didn’t have his favorite song (Dirty Diana) in the movie. Oldest gremlin tolerated it and immediately asked for Tropical Smoothie. 😭

Listennnn

9 year old gremlin has requested that I take him to go see Backrooms and ykw, WE’RE GOING. I need a horror movie partner and he likes spooky stuff just as much as I do lmaoo

Spitting on someone is insane. Like that person made you so mad you turned into a llama??

Went out to my garden and saw two honeybees on my marigolds!

I like getting my way

I may have to come to terms that I ✨might✨ actually be ✨slightly✨ spoiled.

lil cupcake + the natural arch in my back

Yeth. Did 4 in a row for my students today since it was the last day

“Who she calling a gummy worm?”

😩

I AM READY

Finna bring my beads, rubber bands, and string tomorrow and teach these kids how to make bracelets since it’ll be the LAST MF DAY OF SCHOOLLLLL

February

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And anxious! Don’t forget anxious!

Idk why but this was funny af to me 😭

If I send you attachments and you’re response is dry af you won’t EVER have to worry about me sending you a fuck thing ever again

I do not appreciate the big forehead slander btw

He’s the freakiest of all frogs.

☹️

Gremlins couldn’t wait to dust this thing off 😭

Was canceled because of “torrential downpours”. It’s been mid 80s and sunny all day. Curse that sentient fermented orange

Whoever I wink at will now either grow or shrink 4 inches every time they sneeze and no it won’t alternate

Explaining death to a child is always so difficult, especially when you don’t fully understand it yourself.

You’re first

Cuz some of yall NEED THAT

Still on my to-do list

I swear they purposefully scroll the discover tab looking for Black posts to insert their noses into

Who up here retwists their own locs? Is it hard? I wanna try it

Idk why someone saved my pinned post. I’m not even showing any skin 😒 just weird

Picking up the closest weapon I can find and going to work. Then when we get home ima beat your ass again for embarrassing me

This is on my to-do list of things to try. I just have to get past the not liking big crowds and loud noises part 😭