I kinda want more champagne but I'm the only one up

My bff done got drunk and finna go to sleep before 12. We 40, I'ma let her make it

Happy almost New Year, pals! I'm in central time. Anyway, I hope y'all prosper this year and I really mean it ❤️

Not nearly drunk enough. Don Lemon, I've let you down

🤣🤣🤣

Baybeh, Andy Cohen is drunker than Cooter Brown

Advice for 2026....

Also, Muva. A history of dance on video. youtu.be/vRuovJ3hP9o?...

Jinuuuuuuu

Bitch, KPop Demon Hunters???

A four way stop is going to bring out the dumb in people every time.

Just like every year, a friendly PSA: “Feliz ano nuevo” means “happy new anus.” “Feliz año nuevo” means “happy new year.” Wishing folks either one is nice, but make sure you’re using the one you mean.

(I also need to be put through a mattress, but I digress)

I need a new mattress so bad

Things I never thought about before today but make sense: outtakes from the Stankonia cover shoot.

Actually, that's me

Lemme shower and put on my New Year's nails

Wait. Rachel Zoe is on RHOBH now?

New Year's resolution:

My son Muhammad shares a heartfelt message to all our supporters… From the heart of Gaza, his words carry the pain, the hope, and the strength of a child who lost everything but still dreams. Thank you for standing with us 🙏 tinyurl.com/FarhatFamily...

I really hate to keep asking, but I have to pay $640 by 11 am tomorrow. I KNOW we can get 20 donations of $15. PLEASE!!!

IT’S STILL NOT TOO LATE KWAME!!

Anxiousness

and get a library card, if you don't already have one! your public library probably lends ebooks and audiobooks, and all kinds of other stuff too!

Amen. Some folks didn't make it this far.

Avoid the bookings tonight chat. You'll be in there til the 5th

👋🏿 I'm Winifred. In 2025 I: *Survived a MN winter w/o consistent heat/hot water *Sold an "erotic houseplant horror" story *Had surgery *Did births in 3 diff states w/ 4 diff midwifery practices from off grid shacks to urban mansions to tiny apts I'm exhausted but I'm only 9% away from fully funded.

I should go to bed. I got a lot of nothing to do tomorrow.

That's really it

It’s because once a person deems you as unattractive/ not sexy, they feel like the world should view you in the same light therefore invading you as a sexual/attractive being.

They've never heard Sock It 2 Me and it shows

For 2026 I want you niggas to cut it out.

Mans said

LMAOOOOO I don't look like none of my cousins. Case in point

Well, I'll just be damned

I lowkey want to watch GoT again, but I know it's just gonna piss me off

The new Doechii and SZA is vibey af

And add clit in and we really got a mess

2026 will be filled with love 2026 will be filled with peace 2026 will be filled with healing 2026 will be filled with progress 2026 will be filled with blessings 2026 will be filled with happiness 2026 will be filled with opportunities

Would it be fair to compare him to the 2017 Atlanta Falcons?

He was better when he stole Phonte's flow then shit got too weird to abide by

Drake really screwed the pooch, man. Comeback Season was amazing

I'm leaning into matching separates in my old age. My set from Old Navy is so cute! So is the one I got for Christmas

Hanging out with my BFF and getting drunk

WHAT IS GOING ON

This and Comeback Season >>>>>>

Bold business decision (derogatory)