A show!

Yeah, ok.

Man, don't piss me off

Do the flat earthers think the moon and the rest of the planets are flat too? Like, if the earth is the only one that's flat but all the other moons/planets are round.....how do they square that circle? 🤭

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II

CHEESECAKE IS A SHAM

Iono, y'all. I'll fuck up some Domino's. That's just me tho

Today was weird. Idk if I actually got anything done

My problem is want 90’s era Pizza hut.

ENERGY!

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Me doing my lil tasks:

There is not a single sober person in the entire Trump administration ... just a cabal of Ketamine users www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...

I'm just doing shit for the plot now.

Ok… But did they see the cow?

I'm sorry but Rump Shaker was a stone cold jam

Working on it. I need a Cheers bar bad

Sometimes you have to fight that millennial urge to handle everything via text and email and just pick up the phone

Blame Jeezy

After you swipe and the card reader says "authorizing..."

It’s been amusing to hear news anchors say “Pooh Sheisty” and “Gucci mane”

I've been up reading this whole time. I'm doomed

I don't think this new book is gonna be smutty but the slow burn is doing it for me so far

My phone is usually nearby or in my hand. If I don't respond, I'm either sleep or exceptionally busy

I be responding in .2 seconds, I don’t care ✋🏽🙂‍↔️🤚🏽

Ok makeup girlies, do y'all use a triangle powder puff to blend out concealer? Because I kind of like it better than a sponge or brush. It absorbs less product

I got this wine tumbler that says, "That's what I do, drink and know things." It's my favorite thing to drink out of. Shoutout to my boy Tyrion

Darling Nikki hit Prince with a NDA

"I called you yesterday. You didn't answer your phone. The main drag is knowing that you probably weren't alone."

Annnnd we're (royal we) doing Prince karaoke

And so? Suffer more

I a never put my kid in a predominantly white school. That’s psychological warfare fr and if you went through that I am so sorry.

I can't think of one Prince hairstyle that wasn't amazing. Fried, dyed, laid to the side...all of it worked

And severely.

That lady do favor John Goodman. My word.

pictures of the sky? ✅ selfies? ❌

Looking at some of these pictures y'all took. Y'all are really good at photo composition

Every time Louis CK gets work I think about Will Smith being banned from the Oscar's for a decade for defending his wife from a dude who wouldn't stop verbally attacking her. 🤔🤔🤔

Fellas, please make sure your spring and summer suits fit AND drape well. A suit isn’t for displaying your muscles. Looking like you’ll split the seams if you bend your arms isn’t sexy, and pants tight enough for ppl to know how much change is in your pocket is visually upsetting.

Jesus after coming out of the tomb

Unfortunately

Wishbone. 🥹 He taught the millennial babies the love of reading.

Y'all are seeing what I been knew

Imma just leave this here... 🌱

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"go to hell."