I think Mr. Flips is blackmailing the girls

Mind you Beyoncé & Usher are alive and well

WHO THIS GIRL IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM?!

@solochills.blacksky.app I see...

My girls

Two legendary rappers that would absolutely cause you great bodily harm, are named Clifford.

But why? I have him on the main line.

- who this girl in the back of the room?

I need to remember this more

Let me add that to my insult bag

Undergrad: UAB 🐉 Grad: Northwestern 💜

I can't find my bonnet and I'm troubled. I went ahead and ordered a new one, but what if it's not as good?

Yeah bay bee

Shut tf up when you hear love talking

The gold on my French manicure press ons is coming off and I'm annoyed because I wanted to reuse these

those of us laid off from Teen Vogue were really fortunate to complete our fundraising goal — the laid-off staffers at VIBE deserve the same support, as Black media outlets and journalists continue to be targeted and discriminated against in “austerity” measures

Back up smh

If you don’t want me telling people about the evil shit you did… maybe, don’t do evil shit??

How blow? How blow?

Well I'll be damned

banning edibles with > .4mg of thc that helps people relax and sleep during the most dippity do dah ass moment in this country is just cruel.

What a terrible day to be sentient

What a terrible day to be literate

I don't want to hear about them old ass white men having sex let alone with each other

Do I want a salad or a 5 pcs wing with my pizza?

A nap

Once and I had a blast

47

Busted my tire after work now I'm flustered

6'0, but like the real kind And no

Every screen grab of these emails makes me realize learning to read was my first mistake.

I thought these were greased up russet potatoes

People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to

Saying all this about a dude that looks like Krang from TMNT is nasty work

I'm having cramps and I haven't had those in months. I'm ready to cry

2003. My mom and granny were still here and had no cognitive decline. I was a freshman in college. My stomach was flat. The world was my oyster.

You trolling but I almost cussed you smooth out. Yes, I'm on mine.

I'm there

REVENGE!

McDreamy:

This isn’t the America I know!” Black people:

Me and my mom bonded over music. Our house always had music playing. I can't imagine not having that experience growing up

Alabama, we in danger, girl

As for my fake nieces and nephews, they finna learn about good music. I'm carrying that duty on my back

I don't think that's an experience anymore thanks to their own devices and earbuds

You know what grocery store I miss? Delchamps.