Can't believe I slept through the rapture

Well, shit. I'm still here. Expected, tbh

GET READY! GET READY… YOU HEARD ME NOW!!! #rapture

"you should've never called me a fat ass kelly price." in the 75 years of television, this lives as one of it's greatest moments. how blessed were we to experience that?

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

Panic! At the everywhere

Going to see the hematologist oncologist next week, inshallah shit is cool. But from the procedure they saw something small they can’t tell what as of yet. All in all, my end goal is to get my brother to Trinidad, we are half Trinidadian 🇹🇹. Share, donate, boost 🙏🏽 www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-re...

What if the rapture trumpets sound like the intro to Hard in Da Paint

This is what's missing for me

I just had to spend $47 million ($700) on my car but I'm grateful to have the money to do it

Wait girl, pro teams have marching bands?

Can they use their lasers to cut down my bushes

About me:

At the brake shop. I'm screwed, pals

Did the RAPTURE kill us yet? What dimension are we in?

Look what that money make a bitch do.

Disney did not have a thoughtful conversation with a single soul. Those fucking ghouls are panicking about all the loss in revenue, and that is all

Girl, go to hell

"God told me those bills are above me now"

Girl, what?

Ooh, and a fall playlist

I also need to work on a fall TBR

I gotta figure out what I wanna look like this fall. Whatever the outfit choices, they're going to revolve around my Docs

Let's goooooooo!

Wishing everyone a great Fall.

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

Blue Monkey. I miss Tini Tuesday so bad

I'm also very soft

I smell so good

I'm prolly wearing sweatpants to the rapture. I think the Christians say I'm not going anyway 🤷🏾‍♀️

I'm just now realizing the third meme is Destin Conrad

combat boots and slip dresses can fight fascism

I thought the Nut Hut was another name for the Grippy Socks Motel

Everybody has babies for no reason. That's kinda how it goes

Girl, I don't care who's having what kid as long as it ain't me

I don't want to claim that, but the way the data is trending...

Offset, give that man his phone back

Velma or a witch (again)

Y'all know what randomly has become my shit? The original version of Sumthin Sumthin

I feel bad about myself. How am I supposed to go and be social with HS classmates later?

Happy September 21st to those that celebrate!!! 😃 💃🏾🕺🏾

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

I went to Buccees for the first time yesterday. That brisket sandwich gon have to see me again

I'm making bootleg spritzers tomorrow

Covid of it all aside, I miss it

Now what the hell was Matthew McConaughey doing on The Breakfast Club?

I'm very afraid of the idea of angels. Pls don't come to me trying to deliver a message. I'ma simply pass away and try to hitch a ride to heaven with you

Timothy Olyphant implies the existence of Timothy Heffalump.

Feeling chatty but not enough to call anybody, so y'all get my thoughts. Sorry