I'm just ready to go back home

Baby, I got nothing for what y'all are talking about today

Threads is like LinkedIn without the phantom job postings

I'ma tell you even if you don't ask. Everybody eats!

Bald Brigade, y’all need to revolt cause idk if your brand can take this kind of hit.

I'm already ready to go damn home.

Drop a teacher!

This was a very cute read

I REALLY hope it does.

whose book boyfriend is this?

Claiming this. I had no Big Fun all summer, even though I had a milestone birthday. All because of that damn job, then they laid me off in September. Never again!

Remember guys. When you see the words “wow I haven’t been on here in a long time” or “what yall doing over here?” do not engage.

What a random group of ppl

What a duo!

🤬

One of my favorite romance writers has a new-to-me book. I'm counting that as a good thing that's happened recently

Anybody listening to this podcast? How bad is it gonna piss me off?

Kevin Durant always ashy and in some mess

Look at Sasha!

I'm so sad and things just keep happening

Lord this blonde lady is a ninny. #LoveAfterLockup

I heard 5 seconds of Brandy doing the Star Spangled Banner. I'm not doing this with her today. Love her but no

I just cussed

I know I just woke up good but I'm going back to sleep

When I get just a little too warm under the covers:

“You texting the text man for texts” was GENERATIONAL

Nah, but for real

They put that lady on layaway? #WheresNancy

I think about that often

remember the girl on the bird who was teaching her man to read after she got off work? he broke up with her via text as soon as he learned how.

Real romance.

But I'm witty

Whole project was a vibe

A lady in here is doing Space Age Pimpin and her husband is so proud ❤️

An oldie but goodie: HER SISTER WAS A WITCH

Now I'm down the the bar watching my bff sing Whip Appeal at the karaoke. What an adventure

The Bald 7 in the league now?

Chicago, in three hours Josh Johnson will go on stage here. I have tickets. Cannot go. Willing to transfer. For free. Show is at 5pm

I'm sobering up. Thc drinks to the rescue!

Heh.

Update: I'm drunk, full and on my way to HomeGoods

3 Stacks

Happy Love Day, pals. I'm still incredibly depressed but I'm getting Galentine's brunch at my favorite spot. I hope joy and love in all forms finds you today

God forbid a bitch bring some whimsy to the public transit experience

I just found out a black woman named Charm La’Donna choreographed Bad Bunny Halftime Show!!!!!!!

I went to a fake Tony Toni Tone show one time

Just as sure as my name is D'Wayne

I'm terrified of octopi, possums, Kevin Gates and skunks