I just thought about the time somebody kept insisting to me that Morris Day was dead

I gotta say I'm 100% not interested in whatever Scary Movie has going on

😭 Sisqo witnessing a thong for the first time like this explains why it was a praise and worship song

I got some food I can eat. I guess I'll delay my errands until tomorrow and Monday. I still am plastered to the bed

Buddy, I don't think I'm making it to the pharmacy before they close

“When people don't read, they lose patience for complexity. When history and philosophy disappear, everything becomes personal, immediate, and absolute. Language flattens. Context vanishes. Disagreement turns hostile. You get opinions without frameworks and outrage without understanding.”

Ftr, I look just like my daddy, so it's no shots

Sometimes you can just tell which parent a person looks like, even if you've never seen their parents

If you’re American when you enter the bathroom & American when you leave the bathroom what are you when you actually use the bathroom???? European.

Y'all think James Brown looked like his mama?

🗣️ SHAWTY YOU CAN TWERK IN THE SKIRT IF YA WANT TO

Did y’all know milk is the fastest liquid ever? It’s pasteurize before you even realize it 😁

In addition to being sick I'm also STILL on my period

Personally, I don't think DJs should play that Playa Poncho song for crowds younger than 40

(Why don't y'all like Reggie Miller?)

"Thick liquids only" and "Do not spin"

I also know that I have no strength because I've only eaten like two full meals this week

I've been asleep on and off since Tuesday night. I'm getting to the place where I'm tired of laying down but don't quite have the energy for anything else

Honestly, everybody is small these days. What's going on?

They do, it's true

I can see over all y'all's heads

🗣️ STROKE

What I love about this moment is that tech bros have convinced grown men to abandon the most basic of common sense. What about cybertruck suggests it would be sea worthy???

I'm almost certain the Russians knew before the White House.

Damn. RIP. 🙏🏾

Women got scammed out of the natural way of things

Is his scalp alright?

Everybody in my house smoked Virginia Slims 120

I wanna said he shoulda read the fine print but i'm...nah yeah ima say it.

I only saw a couple of episodes but I thought he was one of the main guys

Well, how's that gonna work?

Chile, I forgot I was in the middle of Plus Size Player. I might DNF it...again

This is over 10, but I need y'all to know I've seen Outkast, George Clinton and Mint Condition too

Up thinking about mortality. A lot of my relatives on my mom's side died relatively young. I'm hoping I live longer but I'm also pretty beat up 😬

You got this! Keep pushing, but if you need to rest, that’s fine too.

Just turned on Dateline. This lady is going to jail

Stokley is probably one of my favorite voices ever. Talmbout blowing the damn house down

That might be a day by day question. Today it's "So Fine"

I was supposed to see Maxwell in like 2001 but he canceled right before showtime and had Angie Stone out there explaining why. She just threw her hands up and said, 'I just came to do my thang' and left

The only acts left on my concert bucket list are Maxwell, Sade and Stevie

Introduce yourself with Ten Bands/Musicians you’ve seen live: Beyonce (5) Janet (4) Prince (2) Jay-Z (4) Erykah Badu Jeezy NSYNC Britney Spears Charlie Wilson The Roots (2)

My thing with the little of them albums that I've heard is he sounds bored. I'm not finna listen to you nodding off on you own shit

Nevermind. I'm turning on Like That to restore the feeling

Future shoulda stayed on the right side of history. This Drake song sucks

I think the one meal I had today made me nauseous

Mind you the event was Dead Mother's Day Brunch and I'm the cohost

Stokely was clownin from the first "OH!"

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