Avoid the bookings tonight chat. You'll be in there til the 5th

so many posts about not drunk driving on NYE (RIGHTFULLY SO, DON'T DO IT) but i also want people to STOP SHOOTING GUNS IN THE AIR!! GRAVITY IS A THING! BULLETS HAVE TO COME DOWN! don't ruin countless lives in your process of "having fun".

One of the many reasons to read and support Baltimore Beat is its commitment to local artists. I especially like their strategic employment of local photo journalists.

my friends might not hit you, but bitch I will!

and I mean business behind what Taa said!

If you ain’t gonna treat my friends right leave them tf alone 👊🏽before I lay hands on yew🫵🏽

that Good Gurl “dupe” is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

I’ve been laughing at this for 20 minutes.

Betchu if 40% of men grew tumors on their dicks they’d fuckin know why.

I need 3 things. gonna be in & outta there!

Total Wine about to see meeeeee

yall gon be good today?????

We would all be watching BET’s top 100 music video countdown and bring in the New Year with 106 n Party😭

I pray we al use this new calendar beginning as a foundation for whatever works…that we become more grounded in it and that we embrace it happily.

12/31. the ending. and time for a new beginning.

morning honeys ❤️❤️❤️

Here you go 🫶🏾

Don Lemon is about to cut a fool tomorrow yall

The SL rn:

can you imagine your bootyhole being wide as a pothole in a Baltimore street?

Marked safe from seeing potholes on the skyline all 2025

fuck is goin on round here?????

………

I've been on earth a half century, done a lot of things and been in a lot situations but I can't imagine hundreds of strangers having first hand knowledge of the size and scale of my butthole. That's so insane to me. 💀

Last night it was beef curtains and tonight it’s pothole bootyholes😂

you’re alllllll I neeedddddd to get byyyyyyyy

Wegmans gon always have my heart

that’s the spirit 😂

I used to overdraft when I was courting my wife when I was in college but that’s just me. I was built different.

I love Wegmans so much

coulda been standing in the sun with Jake Ballard, saving him and getting folded like origami… but nooooooo, she just had to be with the President 🙄

Olivia Carolyn Pope was a white man’s whore and she chose the wrong white man.

2026 will be filled with love 2026 will be filled with peace 2026 will be filled with healing 2026 will be filled with progress 2026 will be filled with blessings 2026 will be filled with happiness 2026 will be filled with opportunities

yo, when I say I can’t have anything… I didn’t even know my child ate charcuterie…why is he in here fucking up this mini board with me?

I’m ready to get in the shower, pour a cup and put on a movie

You picked the wrong Whitlock, Big Sandals….

2025, you raggedy bitch!

Rest In Peace to a legend “Sheeeeeeeee-it” -Clay Davis 🙏🏾🕊️

13,000 planned cuts? man go the hell head on!

I remember when the Half-Yearly Sale at Nordstrom meant something

Aww, this is all I need to heal me, high key. (Without the Chlamydia, of course lol)

Bold business decision (derogatory)

As President we'll be releasing immigrants and rounding up the feet motherfuckas.

😭😭😭😭 that better be what it was

fuckin round with the food lady like she can’t turn your next meal into your last supper….

and as for Miss I Pull From the Archive…..be the fuck for real!

borrrrr if you don’t pay that lady!