My flat ass feet are hating so hard right now

If Brian don’t get the fcuk…

Goodnight!

Now how did the entire black community get in this, Floyd???

YO TEACH YALL CHILDREN TO COVER THEY MOUTH WHEN THEY COUGH!!!!

A glowing Lupita Nyongo 🥰 in Paris for #theodyssey movie in Giorgio Armani privè ✨

Pretty much

BREAKING: Nurses at Mitch McConnell's hospital bedside say they've yelled into his ears, "There's a Black president trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy!" and he didn't stir at all.

And ugly. Don’t forget the ugly.

He is only good with OTHER rappers and he has to be a feature. Nigga STINKS

I get the boosters boostin’, I get computers ‘putin’

I spoke Mitch McConnell this morning for nearly twenty minutes and he told me HELL IS HOT!

Any of yall DMV ppl know a good makeup artist? My cousin has to travel for work & wont be back in time for an event she was helping me get ready for 😩

My employer has definitely eased up on their push for us to use it. I wonder why…

So so sooooooo….. Did they ever save Private Ryan?!?

Ain’t a fashion week that Cardio won’t steal

Oh that’s crazy smh

Told yall it’s crazy!! (They say her mother has the missing kid hidden somewhere)

Another storm is rolling in

Chile now Mr. Tigger’s wife is arrested on kidnapping charges Ok…. I’m invested now cuz where that other child at?!!

Gonna hit CVS and rack up about $100 in HSA items

I gotta cook dinner when I get home 😩

I gotta cook dinner when I get home 😩

Me looking at any picture on social media no matter what from now until forever:

another form of SA btw

Why does it always seem like work becomes more demanding the closer you get to your vacation?!?

Sleep paralysis coming to fcuk up your entire being…

Not he quit on the job 🫪

Are we still at “war”?!?

Anywhoo…. I’ma bring 2 books with me on vacation I’ve had 2 sitting on my nightstand for months, but should I get 2 new ones?!

Ok I’m really done. The thought of that lady giving anyone a happy ending really made me unnecessarily disturbed

It ain’t even worth taking seriously until you pass the 3 month mark. If they manage stay off your nerves AND your block list for 90 days … then MAYBE you start paying em a little bit of mind 😂

And I’m talking all holes probably stank! Pick a hole, any hole…. stank! She’s just simply stank looking! Ugghhhh

But who would want a stank happy ending?!! Would it really be THAT happy if you gotta solely breath you of your mouth That’s some real animalistic shit!

NEVER MISSES!!!

That so unnecessary of me

Nothing about that lady gives fresh & clean. NOTHING!

It probably stank 🥴

I would’ve yelled this at my phone then proceeded to forget he exists. 😂😂😂

“WHAT THE FCUK ABOUT ME DUMB ASS NIGGA?!?!?” -but I’d really just dead the entire conversation cuz it don’t even be worth it

And her and the child (assuming) calling him Tigger is hella weird

LISTEN!!!!

The pendulum has swung too far in the opposite direction Order must be restored SHAME THE LAMES!!!!!

Tuh! I’m so back to shaming these stupid ass losers!!!!! We have gotten too soft and “everybody has feelings” out here! Fcuk their loser ass feelings! BRING BACK SHAME!