I think I want a sanmich for lunch tomorrow I haven’t had a sanmich in months

How I’m sleeping knowing my team is 4-0 and the hoes are mad

I just bought another work tote bag🫣

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Hey what’s a bad bunny song???

This….this is interesting….

Y’all, This sleep aboit to be so good! But first, A steaming hot everything shower!!!

What’s your sign?

Trying to keep an open mind with this one

Cardi B becomes the first female rapper in history to debut her first two studio albums at #1 on the Billboard 200.

He clearly doesn’t want a woman with her own mind

She was doing way too much back & forth

I know a standard chair with armrests hate to see him coming

Long field goals

What’s been going on with these blocked field goals lately???

Update 😂

How much money is in this?!? Cuz….

Iraq War veteran Thomas Sanford has been identified as the gunman who attacked Grand Blanc Mormon church, killing 2 people and setting it ablaze. Out of the three mass shootings today, two of them have been carried out by Iraq war veterans.

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#Eagles 🦅 🏈 Winners 🏆

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Same

Hoe what is you doin @Fall?!? Summer ain’t backing down. FIGHT BACK!!!!!

Nigga whet?!

Looking fcuking stupid

Well who was he even throwing to?!? Looks like he simply gave it to the blue team

Ok just a little Sunday Funday action Not too much though

You like a lil Bernstein Bear in her underwear, leave me and go over there

If you prefer to floss with pubes, I’m not the one for you

But there will never be a jungle down under over here. If you wanna be Tarzan gon head and find someone else, my guy After 7 sessions of laser hair removal, this pussy stay pap ready round these parts!

I love them!

Sanaa "Bite Tyson" Lathan talking someone OUT of shenanigans was not on my bingo card today

There’s over the knee And then there’s thigh high There’s a difference

The shit pissed me off SO BAD! And it’s niggas everywhere that saw that shit and said “exactly” 🙄 “NoBOdY cArEs AbOuT mEn’s MeNtaL hEAlTh” - men who don’t care about their own mental health.

Doing something is better than doing nothing at all…. #blackskyfitness

So what exactly was all that noise about Tamar and losing teeth a few weeks ago?

Cats have great PR cuz…

The fish rots from the head. America is the fish and Trump is the head. We’re here.

Shooting at an NC bar and now a Michigan Church

This man asked if I believed in pre-martial sex…. You think I’ma wait until our wedding night to find out what you like sexually and now I’m strung up and gagged in the honeymoon suite while you get your kinks off on an unsuspecting me?!?

Also, Nothing good will come of that Clock App

The citizens that have been recording their crimes for social media the past few years?!? Sure Jan💁🏾‍♀️

We should be good by now

Sunday workouts are always the hardest for me After going hard all week, My body is beat

He gets it!!!!!!

They’re still attacking her cuz they are pussy with no smoke for the actual president They used Israel as a smokescreen

🗣️BROKE BOYS DON’T DESERVE NO PUSSY

A gunman opened fire on a crowded riverside bar in North Carolina on Saturday night, killing three people and wounding at least eight others before speeding away on a boat, city officials said.

As kids: cuss words, heck, darn, dang As teens: We had a “nigga jar” and would have to put a quarter in it every time we said it My brother would run his tab up!

I mean…. My legs are built like my dad’s…