Elon Musk is the Kid Rock of Stupid.

Bawitdaba what? Diggy, diggy, diggy? And why does he keep needing to announce his name? Wouldn't the people who bought this music know who he is? Kid Rock? Now, that's the sort of name that no one would self-apply where I come from.

Less than 1 million watched Hillbilly Vanilli if you eliminate the bots.

The only reason Kid Rock played that thing yesterday was because Vanilla Ice turned them down on account of he had to work his shift at Meineke.

Yeah, well I've got a self-growing city too, Buddy...IN MY PANTS!

We KNOW that the Republican party is full of pedophiles & releasing the complete Epstein files would be the smartest thing they could do right now by proving that they're not the ONLY ones.

The Republican party is synonymous with MAGA & MAGA is now & forever synonymous with the sexual assault of children.

"I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this- who will count the votes, and how." -Joseph Stalin

Something big is coming. Something really big.

You fools understood the Macarena just fine in 1993 💃🏾 🤣

From today: “The United States government is engaged in an active cover-up of the largest sex-trafficking and influence-peddling scandal in our history — and Donald Trump is right at the center of it.” -Rep. Stansbury

Trump admin yanks $600M from four blue states including for HIV prevention

El presidente es un pendejo y un pedófilo.

EriKa Kirk couldn't attend- she was busy getting squat-fucked by a Brazilian football team.

I can see how not everyone speaking Spanish would make it so a lot of people couldn't enjoy Bad Bunny's half-time show. But maybe not everything has to be in English and not everything has to be all about white people and their comfort and their preferences and maybe that's partly the point.

Ghislaine Maxwell got into jail for engaging in pedophilia and sex trafficking. Ghislaine Maxwell hopes to get out of jail by engaging in extortion. I'm beginning to get the impression that Ghislaine Maxwell enjoys criming.

I submit 2011 as a uniquely bad year for movies. I don't know if this holds up upon closer examination but I submit it

I was once a nine year old victim of sexual abuse. Yeah…I’m fucking angry. We all should be.

Cuz people, they scrum together- people, they fly apart And no one can help us now- cuz we are all made of scars

Are the real Christians the G's with the 40's or are they the chicks with beepers?

I can't imagine anything more embarrassing than being a republican.

I'm racist against MAGAts because they're a bunch of irritating numpties who hate America & most of the American people.

Jamie Raskin...after reviewing Epstein files at DOJ: evidence suggests victims as young as 9.

Olympics Update: Trump Wins Gold in Downhill Presidency.

GOP Sen Lummis says she’s changed her mind after the new Epstein revelations today: “Initially my reaction to all this was, I don’t care. I don’t see what the big deal is. But now I see what the big deal is. The members of Congress who were pushing this were not wrong!”

Jeffrey Epstein had plenty of time before he was arrested to kill himself. He knew Fuck Face was after him, and he wanted his business. Fuck Face is all about money to this day.

The same crowd who wants the Superbowl halftime show to exclusively cater to THEIR brain-dead Mickey Mouse preferences would deny me my right to wear a taffeta prom dress whenever I fucking feel like it. And- not for nothing- I make this shit look GOOD.

Word to the unwise: if a convicted child trafficker is the ONLY person you can find to say you didn't fuck kids, all that tells the world is that you DEFINITELY fucked kids.

Y’all.

ICYMI - Dems flipped a seat in Tarrant County and Republicans called an emergency meeting. Trump carried the district by 17 points in 2024, so if Texas Republicans are in panic mode there, the entire state is in play.

The pedo defenders don't want our nation to be divided...😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂

We're going to treat you the way you wanna treat immigrants until the day you fucking die. That's OUR family values.

“Imagine being so hateful that you can’t hear joy, just because it’s in Spanish.”

Your guys like to fuck kids. We're not letting you inbred jackholes forget it.

Less than 1 million watched, once you eliminate the bots.

"We saw it happen. It was a violent insurrection for the purpose of trying to prevent the peaceful transfer of power after a legitimately certified election... That's what it was." -- Mitch McConnell, on Jan 6

All these assholes do is take vacations on our dime.