Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election

"An invisible boundary between myself & other people. No matter who I was dealing with. I mentioned a set distance, carefully monitoring the person's attitude so they wouldn't get any closer. I didn't easily swallow what other people told me. My only passions were books & music." -Haruki Murakami

"Christmas is a rotten hype & all we can do is ride it out." -HST

BREAKING: "Donald J. Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein." –Document EFTA00020517.pdf THANK YOU to the survivors for demanding the Epstein Files Transparency Act. Time for JUSTICE.

🎸You don't know what we can find Why don't you come with me, little girl On my

"Just to go hang out with the fucking Epstein list? I'm good, dude." ~Mixed Martial Artist Sean Strickland explaining why he's not interested in participating in the upcoming White House UFC event.

Feel like Trump should be 2500 feet away from any phone calls with underage girls.

staffer: you talked to the little girls? trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked staffer: what

Whitey don't gotta apologize about nothing except being JD Vance.

🎵 The party's on The spirit's up We're here tonight And that's enough Simply having a

The dog ate their homework again.

This is a lot of words to say that DOJ is in violation of the statutory deadline and will take even longer to produce records that were due last week.

In a Mar-a-Lago restroom?

Don't tell us to be merry when our community is still in crisis. Reality doesn't take a holiday.

Talked my happiest married friend...out of suicide.

NFS at the shop-out & the lady behind me paid it forward! Merry Christmas!🍾💥🎄

The president was accused of multiple rapes of 14 year old girls as well as multiple murders of their babies and we’re all just acting like it doesn’t matter because CBS and CNN haven’t weighed in yet.

The president hasn't mentioned Arnold Palmer's massive cock in over a year, and I feel we've lost something as a nation as a result.

I'm talkin' pencil sharpener neck, that's some wet and gushy

okay!!!

God, if you are listening...

Who uses an anagram of ‘enigma’ as ‘gamine’?

Gamine.

Most people ARE AI slop- now, we actually have a name for it.

Schumer: The law was written very clearly, and it did not allow all these redactions—this blacking out of everything. It did not say you can dribble them out over a period of months. These guys are full of shit. They should simply release it all now.