BREAKING: This Trump / Epstein statue to honor “friendship month” was mysteriously placed on the national mall. I love it. Don’t stop talking about Epstein.

After watching that idiot address the UN I am so embarrassed to be a US citizen.

We know, WE KNOW

A sampling of texts from my overseas friends during Trump’s UN speech. “OMG” “Do you guys not hear the words coming out of his mouth? How can anyone not know he is deeply unwell?” “LOL. What a sad mess” “A proper nutter” “I’m embarrassed for you. Hang in there”

This speech is such an extraordinary combination of lies, delusions, narcissism, hatefulness, ignorance and lunacy that it could have been given by no other person than the president of the United States. It could well be the low point of US public diplomacy in our history.

The Trump Gold Card Visa officially launched Friday for $1 million—80% less than the previously touted $5 million price tag—a sign that demand was far lower than the Trump administration previously claimed.

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Being the world's dumbest fuck will do that.

I am autistic. Autism is genetic. Release the Epstein files.

Circle Kirkers are the new John Birchers.

Schadenfreude: being happy if something bad happens to Freude.

If only Germany had someone like Jimmy Kimmel in the 1930's, the century might have played out differently.

Taking Tylenol while pregnant so in 10 years I'll have someone who can help me with computer. Take that, Geek Squad

Donald Trump isn't just the stupidest American to become president; he's the stupidest American to become famous.

If Tylenol causes autism, I guess vaccines get the day off.

Maybe the real MAGA rapture was the friends and family we blocked along the way

New conservatism is about vengeance against an imaginary threat of liberalism. Conservative ideas are favored by the minority of Americans not because of a leftist conspiracy, but because liberalism has long been the preference of the majority.

#oklahoma but donations I hope will come from everywhere!! We NEED her elected !!

Journalist: "Mr. President, do you think that NATO countries should shoot down Russian aircraft that enter their airspace?" Trump: "Yes I do."

What is a movie you've seen a million times but will watch a million more? Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day

Just because you backtracked doesn't mean we will forget what you did, Disney.

If they lied to us about the rapture I'm going to put arsenic in the guacamole.

I'd go so far as to say it's the final snap of a rubber band that dude cut with his involvement on Jan 6.

No need for schism- the 'Tism originates in the jism.

This is going to be in my head all day. IYKYK

Time to throw on a dress and chuck a brick- they can't arrest us all.

I think there are a lot of people who identify as anti-fascist.

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As bad as Trump is, every time Kamala Harris crawls out from under her rock she reminds me of how absolutely uninspiring she is.

What is a movie you've seen a million times but will watch a million more? Inglourious Basterds

Says the guy who's third-spacing liquids. Got kankles?

Insipientia corde suo, non es deus. Non est vita qui adorem, non es usque ad unum. Es excommunicatus, ex unione fidelium.

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When political rallies start looking like evangelical revival meetings, the crazy is about to get worse.