Eat sh*t, Caitlyn Jenner. Every day. All day.

Our two grandsons are coming over to spend the night with us tomorrow night. Think I might take them fishing in our neighborhood pond tomorrow afternoon.

Online Rape Academy? That meteor that has Earth's name on it is taking way too long.

Michael Caine piece (from Get Carter) that I'm working on. I unabashedly love Michael Caine.

Take his name off of and TEAR DOWN everything this bastard builds the minute after he's gone. ALL. OF. IT.

I did like that movie Don Jr. starred in, though.

A lot of people seem to be getting mad today if you don't subscribe to their theories or beliefs about a particular issue.

So, the field for the MAGA GOP POTUS nomination in '28 is going to be Vance, Rubio, and RFK Jr., right? Anyone else you see jumping in? Carlson? Don "Cokehead" Jr.?

🎨 David Hockney

Getting your news from @cbsnews.com is like getting your news from your drunken, racist MAGA uncle who you try to avoid at every Thanksgiving dinner.

I felt safer on the streets of Dublin, Belfast and Edinburgh than I do on the streets of any city or place in the United States.

While out for my run this morning, a little fox crossed the road about 30-40 yards in front of me. I'm always really grateful for moments like that.🦊

You can't shame people like Trump, RFK Jr. and Hegseth, because all three have lived predatory lives of excess and debauchery without consequences for their actions.

@lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social: RFK Jr. lied to Congress when he denied saying ‘every Black kid’ should be ‘re-parented’ www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr_u...

Don't let anyone shame you for still following and being enthusiastic about your hobbies/passions during these dark as hell times. We all need those activities that still bring us fulfillment and joy.

My wife is a water aerobics instructor and personal trainer. Yesterday some kid pooped in the pool, so it closed immediately and is closed today while they do a deep clean... Which always makes me think about the Bill Murray pool cleaning scene in Caddyshack.

Trump negotiating peace in the Middle East is like an asshole negotiating w a hemorrhoid

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"Tremendous amounts of talent are lost to our society because that talent wears a skirt". - Shirley Chisholm Absolutely.😞

Based on his recent successes in the various situations he has been asked to inject himself into, I believe that the best way for Trump and his minions to cling to power this November is to send J.D. Vance out on the campaign trail to stump for MAGA candidates. Do it. 😎

Steve is busy contemplating his shenanigans for the day.

I want the SAME energy and dedication to dismantling what came before them from the next Democratic POTUS that Péter Magyar is showing so far in Hungary. That needs to happen.

This is a well-documented pattern in medical research and reflects systemic gender bias in pain assessment and treatment.👇

The Horseshoe Theory has been on full display in my mentions the last 24 hours. Always expected, always unintentionally entertaining.

Yep, for decades media in various form just told people “we ain’t racist no more“ but people didn’t really get the memo. It required way more work than was put into it & it also required a frank appraisal of what had happened before. That’s never happened, then a billionaire said “I’m racist too”…

Hey you know how the Right was laser focused on learning illiberal strategies from Orbán in order to pervert and weaponize the state? Now is the time to learn from the dismantling of that regime, including a relentless effort to prosecute them for their crimes.

We should be learning from other countries...

I think one of my favorite things about The Pitt is how they MASTERFULLY take digs at this current administration and their shitty, cruel policies without being overt and ham-fisted about it. I dig that.

Saw a NEWS clip how a man from Montreal had filed bankruptcy for his US biz (lost during covid). He was making payments. Called in. Detained by ICE. Shackled , Frisked Caged w/ 30+ ppl. Open toilet. Deported back to Canada w/o family. He was in alligator alcatraz. Truly unbelievable. This is USA.

Extend Drake Baldwin now, Braves. The kid is a budding superstar. You're welcome.

I'll be really surprised if this guy is POTUS this time next year. This isn't sustainable.

Get your act together Bluesky.

Todd Blanche needs to end up serving time in a federal penitentiary also.

I pay every penny I owe in taxes, but I must say that this year really felt like a gut-punch on account of all the illegal shit that the federal government is doing with our hard-earned money

Bluesky seems to be having technical difficulties this morning.

I can't get out of my mind something a cab driver said to me in Belfast last week: "There's something about America I can't understand. It's a country with so much potential and so many good people in it. How could such a terrible man get elected twice to run it?'

April 15, 2026

BEAUTIFUL work. #WomensArt

The tide has definitely turned, but these people still can and will do a great deal of damage, both to the United States and the rest of the world. The brighter ones among them (not that many, but they're there) realize their "movement" is failing, so they'll speed up their cruelty. Keep viligant.

As an American. I make the decision to buy a gun and go shoot somebody. I get convicted and go to jail. An a health Insurance exec. I make the decision to deny care and kill someone. I get a bonus.

Friendly reminder if your weeding goes outside.

Deep cleaning on my Bluesky account this afternoon. Necessary every now and then. Have to pull the weeds.😎😊

He doesn't ever talk about it, but TMZ's Harvey Levin was a super close friend of Jeffrey Epstein. Trash tends to find trash.

Please do it! There are plenty of nightmare super villains for him to fight! Imagine the weaponry his pope hat can hide!

Now I want to illustrate my own graphic novel starring Pope Leo as a nighttime crime fighter.

The Braves are 11-7 and in first place in the NL East. They didn't win their 11th game of the season last year until April 25th. Their record after that win was 11-14.

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