Big News I won the Is He Dead Yet? trophy 🏆 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Poor #HalleBerry, trying to stir up controversy because she doesn't have a decent career left. Only crap movies with Jada, I'm crazy AF, Smith, and a few others who need the work to keep their SAG insurance.

100% accurate!

#MickeyMouse Always the first ornaments on the tree.

I'm so happy to get rid of Spectrum cable internet today. I know they're complaints about Frontier, but I've been forced to buy internet from them since the late 1990's. I feel like I'm finally breaking up with an abusive partner.

#Trump has a new "WEAVE." He weaves in and out of consciousness. You know one day he'll let out a loud wet fart as he nods off. 😂

I'm missing my Thai family and friends terribly today. I ♥️ you, Koh Tao.

When a patient is told that a MRI procedure they're about to undergo is "preeemtive" that means the Dr. is looking for proof of their diagnosis before he/she tells you. It's a word game to get you on the table without pushback.

Seems like a good time to revisit the following meme.

Again, for the 3rd time today, JFC,

JFC, Trump went on a 400+ posts in an hour on his media platform. 400 posts at midnight. Donald J. Trump is losing his marbles.

Whatch out! MAGA trolls are trying to take over. Their location now known on X is sending them here. Block every single one you come across. DON'T ENGAGE!

What a bunch of shady creepers.

Good Morning Resistance

"Permanent Pause" You get 1 guess on which moron said this oxymoron.

In 2022, Donald Trump sued me and others associated with the Clinton campaign for RICO. We did not cave. We fought. First, we won in a Florida trial court. Today, we won in the 11th Circuit. To the law firms, media corps and billionaires who bow down: Learn a lesson. Have some dignity and fight.

Meteor shower over Stonehenge….

Fox euphemizes Trump's lies about gas prices as a "conflicting view"

Dear Universe, I'd be most thankful to draw 4 numbers + powerball tomorrow night. Thank you.

Another reason people hate us in California. Even our Costco comes with a view.

First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.

I've changed the channel many times because of this... Even she can't take it anymore! 😂

I have your six!

IYKYK 🤣

It's been a while since I posted my morning message to the universe.

😂

This is excellent. This is the kind of guidance needed in the face of a lawless regime.

🤔

The Epstien Files from, Ikea.

2nd day sick so, it might be my fever talking, bur damn,... I sure wish those females reporters would've clabbed by with, "but he's a terrorists!"

Quiet, piggy! (Did I get that right?)

"Quiet, piggy!"

Org chart

😂 😜

The longer the Epstien story is in focus, the more votes to release the files rises. Trump has to stop this before a veto proof threshold is met. That's why he wants a vote now.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

TikTok absolutely diabolical rn

Git it gurl!

I hope he's up rage eating as he posts like a 14 yr old girl he's abused.