Why are you so pleased with yourself Steve? I demand you tell me what you have done!!

BREAKING NEWS: IKEA now include an enthusiastic yet unqualified assembly otter with every purchase.

Steve is lacking motivation today…

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Steve is in the garden, hiding from his bar tab.

Otter goes for a little swim

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Here is small otter. He is so small he’s probably still learning how to otter properly. Good luck, little otter!

BREAKING NEWS: Otter does important science stuff.

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Here's two baby otters having a snooze. Enjoy!

Oh for forks sake, Steve!

The week is off to a bad start. Steve has stubbed his toe.

Will you all please take a second to just appreciate these otter ears?

A small leaf has fallen on Steve and he is overreacting. Steve is trying his best.

These three are definitely trouble.

Steve's new hobby is 'climbing stuff'. I'd tell you more about it, but I need to go rescue him (again) from the very small tree stump in the garden. .

And the winner of the absolutely best Halloween costume ever goes to:

That's it, Steve, it's all over. Sorry mate.

Steve, if you can’t be polite, I’m not taking you trick-or-treating.

Steve is deep in conversation with some plastic pumpkins. We had better keep out of it. It looks important.

Happy Halloween, Everyone!

Steve emerges from his tiger pumpkin. I don't know why he has a tiger pumpkin.

Steve is getting his Halloween ducks in order.

Steve is adding important last minute touches to his pumpkin.

Steve is considering a minimal Halloween outfit this year. He says it will make pub transitions faster and more efficient.

🎃 Steve wants to see your pumpkins! If you’ve carved an otter (or even a Steve-inspired) pumpkin this year, send it in! Steve would LOVE to give you his opinion....

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Not long now...

**Smells Like Wet Otter is the best track....**

Underwater cuddles

Good night kisses from mum.

👻This Halloween, will Steve cause Halloweenanigans instead of standard shenanigans? 👻

Steve is so happy in his pumpkin he doesn't even want to go to the pub! Brad is concerned. I am too.

Steve is doing his morning exercise.

Since Steve has been barred from the pub (again), he's taken up art. It's actually quite impressive.

Steve is preparing for Halloween. (I also really want to know what he has stashed in that pumpkin?)

No Steve, I'm not making you a bacon sandwich. Your hangover is not my problem.

🕷🥮🕷Looking forward to sharing this year's Halloween Steve meme with you all! It's almost ready... 🍹☣️🕷

BREAKING NEWS: Steve has bought a bit of old pipe from some bloke down the pub. Apparently it's a collectable or something. I have my doubts, but he won't let me look at it anyway.

Steve is in the garden, smelling the flowers. It's been a peaceful day so far actually.

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Midway through a crucial work meeting, Brad informs Steve that the local pub landlord is in reception and wants to discuss his bar tab.