That's not how it works, Steve.

Thanks, Steve.

That's not how it works, Steve.

Here are some otters in hats to complete your day.

Who doesn't want to spend all day giving things to an otter?

Breaking News: Professional juggling otter is top of his game.

Well done for trying your best, Steve!

Steve is being smug. I don't know what he is being smug about, but at this stage I'm too afraid to ask.

Otters help.

Are you trying you best Steve?

I wouldn't want to be Steve's boss...

Steve is giving everyone swimming lessons and I don't think it's safe.

You're not taking my car, Steve!

I was hoping for a quiet week, Steve....

Who else is struggling with Monday...

Steve is quite shocked it's Monday again.

Small water sausage committing finger shenanigans!

Maybe you could listen to them a little bit less in 2026, Steve?

I thought Steve had a splinter, but no, he's just having a conversation with his foot.

Disco Steve!

I've told Steve he can stay up late to watch the football

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I guess this is a normal thing for an otter to worry about?

So....what exactly happened last night Steve??

Steve is *trying * to learn the drums. Steve is trying his best.

Steve explains to a shell that he is the boss around here.

BREAKING NEWS: Otter helps with the cleaning

Steve has been promoted to branch manager for trying his best. Congrats, Steve!!!

I'm running out of places to put them now...

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BREAKING NEWS: Small otter thinks it’s a cat, but nobody really minds and everyone has a great time.

BREAKING NEWS: Otter has had nails done and is very pleased!

A pic of Steve and Brad when they were younger. If only we knew of the shenanigans that lay ahead...

Steve and Brad are on a sightseeing tour of all the pubs they’ve been banned from. Seeing as that is pretty much all of them, it's going to be a long day.

He actually claims he got away with it today? Not sure how he did that...

Who doesn't want to spend all day giving things to an otter?

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Ann sent me this after her husband decided the state's river otter licence plate was missing a few important details. So far as I know she hasn't been pulled over yet (although she sent this over a week ago and could be in jail by now?). This genuinely made my day. Thanks for sending it, Ann! 🦦💚

I bet he's trying his best though....

Thanks for trying your best, Steve...

Steve 's latest disguise to get him back into the pub.

BREAKING NEWS: Small otter friend comes to visit, everyone has a great time.

Steve is hiding from his responsibilities again.

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Breaking News: Otter rolls around and has a great time.

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Sounds good...