Pretty certain those Money Supermarket people in the adverts could have a more effective method of delivering vouchers.

Sunday Monday (Make it stop) Tuesday Wednesday (That’s somehow worse) Thursday Friday (What fresh hell is this) Saturday, the pains still here Hating all week with you!

Things only a comedian/producer would post: I AM LOOKING FOR A TRUMPETER IN BRISTOL AVAILABLE THIS WEEK. Long shot, but let me know. I will not block joke answers as some people do but I also won't laugh at them. I *might* roll my eyes indulgently.

Labour deciding fiscal policy:

St. Helens there, back from the dead against Leeds.

Not sure how Chiesa doesn’t get more minutes here?

Frimpong and Chiesa on Who off? Wirtz and Isak? Szbobby back in midfield and Chiesa through the middle?

Glad we signed a lethal finisher. Sake.

Terrible half time change. Dom at RB weakens us in midfield, Wirtz more central and Gakpo on. Poor that.

Pretty sure we will see 3 changes. Preseason I was never wedded to Isak or Wirtz, never felt they were Liverpool players. I think our strength is the 433 that Wirtz can’t fit into and we always thrive with a nine that is like Fowler or Suarez. I wanted Alvarez because Isak doesn’t run enough.

I am not sure why Liverpool made such a silly choice before the game but they need to reverse the decision to replace their feet with knobbly potatoes. I think actual normal feet will serve them better than the wonky spuds they’ve opted for. #RedSky #Potatoes #CryVLiv

I’m fairly certain 4222 isn’t the formation. Bradley struggled this season. I’m unconvinced by Kerkez. I hate it when we don’t have our midfield base of 3 supporting a front 3. Can all be turned round at half time. Wirtz and Isak off. Gakpo and Chiesa on and we have a more solid team.

Take off Konate? Bring on Joe? Take off Isak? Bring on Chiesa? Take off Connor? Bring on Frimpong?

Elon Musk deleted this Tweet. You wouldn't want to repost it... oops.

Liverpool with a: 1,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 & 11 on the pitch With a 2 & a 3 on the bench. Is this the closest to a 1-11 the team has had in the Premier League? @ianrsalmon.bsky.social @sammcguire90.bsky.social @gregoryjanks.bsky.social #Redsky

Ruben Amorim, Vegan Chef: RA: so we take the Pork shoulder Vegan: the what? RA: pork shoulder, cheap cut, many delicious Vegan: this is a vegan menu, we erm, we can’t eat pork RA: I can’t work like this, this is the worse restaurant on the world, preposterous you ask this #Redsky

Ali Brads, Konate, Van Dijk, Kerkez Gravenberch, Mac10 Szbobby Salah, Isak, Wirtz Subs: Mamardashvili, Gomez, Endo, Chiesa, Jones, Gakpo, Robertson, Frimpong, Ngumoha.

Following on from this. In the US they should have a new law that any person who commits a mass shooting will have a picture of their penis displayed in court or in any publication related to them forever more. They commit these murders because they have tiny penises and are angry.

I fucking hate Craig Pawson. You know he’s a twat. He’s a shit referee and I hate the way he manages matches, but you know off the pitch and on the sly he’s an absolute ball bag

A little gem of a poem 🤌 Kenneth C. Steven

30 years ago Spitting Image dared to broadcast the truth about Israel. Now no one dares.

Californians — don’t take medical advice from President Bleach. Trust your doctor.

Ruben Amorim as a 15th century explorer: RA: I have found the new world & the riches contained within King of Spain: describe this place? RA: cold, rainy, one large island & one smaller, they say strange things like “cor blimey” KOS: that’s Britain idiot RA: bree tan #Redsky

Ruben Amorim as a surgeon: “My hands are so shaky, I’m still drunk I think, you won’t believe how many people have died on that table and they still won’t fire me, anyhoo, lie down and count backwards from 10”. #United

Let’s all laugh at United!

I’m not It isn’t. It should be, but you’re working very hard to ensure it isn’t.

Wounded Knee is a dark stain upon our nation’s history. We must remember it for what it truly was, not for what white nationalists would have it be.

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Just meet me at the Ekitike ta Ekitike ta Ekitike ta Aaah ha aaah ha To Apartment by Rose and Brunaldo Mara.

Mum just bought me some smelliest to say thanks for some stuff I’ve done. Erba Pura. I smell very delightful, this is what Virgil wears.

JD Vance: stop calling us Nazis Us: you called Trump - Hitler? JD Vance: TO THE GULAG WITH HIM

Huge news that Spain and Italy have sent navy boats to protect the Sumud flotilla - the world should support and join them protecting the flotilla in international waters

“It’s not a diesel”

So, who is onboard with Chiesa playing on the left?

Back once again with some renegade pasta Grating cheddar, is that ill behaviour?

Leoni is mustard. Done it again havent we?

I am mad up for this being Fedes year. Anyone else think he should start v Palace with Isak to come on?

Having Slot say Hugo needed to run and thank Chiesa for his assist rather than his silly shirt off nonsense, same thing can be levelled at Isak. He ran off and did his celebration - should’ve run straight to Fede.

Liverpool: Mamardashvili, Frimpong, Gomez, Leoni, Robbo Endo, Jones Nyoni Chiesa, Isak, Rio Subs: Woodman, Kerkez, Bradley, Ekitike, Williams, Gordon, Morrison, Pilling, Danns.

Tonight’s side: Marma Frim, Joe, Giantchild, Robbo Endo, Jones Chiesa, Flozza Dubs, Rio Isak I mean, that’s not fair is it?

It is possible to cherish the BBC as an institution while also saying that BBC News is failing very badly, day after day, in its duty to inform and that it always fails in a right-wing direction. It desperately needs to recover its integrity

Wanna watch Ekitike play everyday.

Newcastle fans…ooops🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Wheel of Bloody Silly Narratives about Liverpool:

So the Arsenal fans will be made up again. Playing at home, Arteta goes for his land if the giants side. Four central defenders - three defensive midfielders. He’s such a fraidy cat. Eze, Saka, Martinelli and Nwanieri on the bench.

What in the what? What letter doesn’t get pronounced in Wednesday? Y’all saying it dumb.

Closest any of yous are getting:

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X