Will the next staged "ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT" be in 2 weeks or 3 months? We need a polymarket for this

These eggs are over cooked Overcooked eggs on a "perfectly cooked eggs" article This shit drives me crazy

As I get ready for my flight tomorrow, I hope TSA isn't too long, the flight is safe and on time and that Trump has a stroke and shits himself in front of that stupid helicopter he can't stop screaming in front of

There's no possible world where I would stand and clap for "a royal" I don't care how right they are about ONE thing Monarchy = Slavery

I really don't like Las Vegas Thankfully, my dad is doing well here and now that I've fixed his Netflix Prime Paramount Volume Phone Taught him texting Gmail Hooked up the printer Looked up coins on the internet (?) And suffered thru Landman, which is basically old man porn I can leave content 😄

I can't imagine why anyone would care what another person does or doesn't do with THEIR body I know how oppressive being gay was being young and EVERYONE speculating about me Add losing income, fighting the police & press- & 10X for trans folks Small, stupid people ruin everything Fuck 'em all

But why don't these journalists push back? It's maddening

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Trump is a dick. But... so is Comey Fuck 'em both

Three "ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT" was clearly faked. Did a guy show up work a gun? Yes. But THEY ALL KNEW HE WAS COMING Fake, in this situation, means "STAGED" The proof is right there A president who wants to look like a victim will always pay to be seen as a victim

I do not believe Trump "won" the last election... but no elected dems have the balls to investigate They run from every conflict We need 80% new dem blood elected

We need MORE PIRATES to strip and sink billionaire yachts I'd donate to a go-fund for that

WHY ARE THERE NO TAXES ON PRIVATE JETS?!? HOW IS IT A WRITE OFF? BUT I PAY$80 FOR AN ELECTRIC TRAIN TICKET THEY'RE ALWAYS FUCKING US

Because he KNEW IT WAS FAKE!

Go back to Russia you moron I fucking hate these ungrateful cunts

Bernie Sanders is as old as the hills But if he runs again, I'll DEFINITELY vote for him I didn't when it was HRC and that was a big mistake on my part and I still regret it

If Trump dies in office I'm going to cry Because it took so long to happen

In a country FILLED WITH GUNS not ONE is a decent shot Or... IT WAS FAKED- AGAIN!

The first dem who pledges to burn it down or turn it into daycare gets my vote

The "royals" 🤢🤮🤮 are as useless as tits on bull They suck up money and do nothing. The tourism $ would be the same without them (hi France!) and without naming brits their "subjects" Which is just another term for SLAVE Charge your country another few million and go home

WATCH OUT! Call your dem reps and tell them NO FUNDING FOR ICE! No fake ASSASSINATION should get ICE funded! And if they DO vote for it, you're voting against them in the next election (They hate that shit. Darrin Soto told me directly, lol)

FINALLY! Melania got one RIGHT! ABC SHOULD take action and Jimmy Kimmel should get a HUGE RAISE! And definitely tell more Happy Widow jokes!

MS. NOW Katy Tur is explaining how people not watching the news is ignorant... Bitch, please You no longer DO NEWS! You repeat lies and censor wars She can fuck off with that bullshit

EVERY news source keeps saying there's "never a time for political violence. Unless it's in Venezuela, Minnesota,Lebanon, Ukraine, small fishing boats, Gaza, or Iran Or whenever Trump wants to distract from the Epstein files Trump Derangement Syndrome is believing anything MSM or MAGAS say

Caroline Levitt has Trump Derangement Syndrome She thinks the shooting was "real" and that Jimmy Kimmel tried to kill Trump MAGA = MORON

Almost like it was plannneeedddd...

This sucks! Well, here's what I was going to wear to the Correspondents' Dinner before MAGA FAKED another "ASSASSINATION"

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Lol, there it is! He FAKED IT to get OUT of speaking!!! He LEFT!!! WHAT A FUCKING WIMP! Giving a "briefing" If you think this isn't fake, you're a moron

As one of it's main acts, The Correspondents Dinner, HAD A PSYCHIC/ MENTALIST THERE!!! I'm pretty sure he's going to say this was a FAKE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT too, which is why he couldn't get a sign from him...

HE FAKED ANOTHER ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!!! TO HIDE HIS DEMENTIA!!! ANOTHER FAKE ASSASSINATION!!! get ready- they're going to blame REAL Americans

With those eyes, you'd a thought he'd see this coming!

It's logical Are smart people BACK IN AMERICA???

Meanwhile in Oklahoma, "The holocaust never happened" -Gov Kevin Stitt

DEMS YOU'RE ON NOTICE! From now on, no RAMBLING POSTS! BULLET POINTS! One slides says what you're going to do. And the next says HOW you're doing it! Ya know, so people KNOW YOU'RE DOING SHIT! So easy

Xavier Becerra and ALL OTHER DEMS: PAY ATTENTION!!! This Is How It's done! This is an affordable option with NO SHAME AND... IT BRINGS DOWN PRICES ALL OVER YOUR STATE! THIS IS WHAT WINNING LOOKS LIKE! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙😄

There are 3 people resting Chick-fil-A on my plane and all I can think is: MAGA TRASH TRAITORS! 🤮🔥🤮🔥🤮🔥

If that's a restaurant in Las Vegas you think I should try, from the strip to North Vegas, please holler. I'm really looking for seafood or great steaks toys trip Thanks anyone!

And now I start the "dance of a thousand pills" to turn my brain off and fall asleep Purple liquid Half the peach pill Bite the white pill Swallow Wait... Yep- going to need Half the purple pill Repeat in 4 hours if bladder acts up Yay! my 50s yay

There is no best song If Babs is singing it, then THAT'S the best song! But this song... man I love this song!

I'm taking prednisone, which makes me aggravated I have to fly at the crack of dawn from MCO TO LAS I'm going to spend time with my dad who is the last Trump supporter I have in my life (I don't think he voted...)and his consession to me is to turn off Fox when i enter the room And it's dusty 🤞🤞☠️

The true love of my life She has to live forever and ever and eeeeeeEEEEVERErrr.......Moooooooore! 🙂😉💘

If I were a Trump MAGA NAZI cuck, I would have an alternate correspondents' dinner Call it "Real Correspondents for the Real America!"and invite all the fascist friendly creeps he love I'd debut Lego songs making fun of Iran and dems I'm kinda shocked he hasn't (I don't WANT this, but he would)

I haven't heard ONE reporter ask TRUMP about these Lego SLAM songs What The FUCK? Pathetic

I'm taking prednisone, so I'M IN A FUCKING MOOD! It really does make me... aggressive, lol

It took me 2 viewings of this movie to realize it was parody propaganda My roommates right it was "So Cool!" And I kept thinking... but, these kids are Nazis... And, they were Once I understood it was pointing out how insane it all was and not glorifying it, i 💙'd it

Two Rapists One Bible

This is fucking stupid LET PEOPLE BUY THE FOOD THEY WANT That's the bill Dumbfuck So much for that CO "libertarian" bullshit you all lie about *did you think you were going to get applause over this? STOP SHAMING PEOPLE FOR WANTING A PIZZA This gatekeeping shame bullshit is FUCKING STUPID!

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