MAGAS DO THIS TO CHILDREN PASTORS POLITICIANS NEIGHBORS They lock up CHILDREN in warehouses Take that in People you know support or take part in LOCKING KIDS IN WAREHOUSES And you're thinking, "should I invite them to the movies?" No Fuck MAGA

I am gay and I hope everyone understands: These people are a disgusting disgrace And yes, I speak for all gay people Clearly

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When politicians call America "The Homeland", it's a great verbal reminder that NAZIS have been in control of our country for so long that, that term has become "acceptable" & not immediately understood as FULL NAZI LINGO Homeland? Gross. Stop. *whose Homeland? Just for the people here now? Hmm

My husband & I spent the night enjoying fancy cocktails (Vodka & Diet Sunkist) A fancy dinner (3 different types of Firehouse Subs-delivered) And super fancy entertainment (10 episodes of Star Trek: Lower Decks and 1 ep of Summer House) We're THOSE kinda fancy gays you only HEAR about... old😉

I'm not religious, so I don't need a "SAVIOR" But... I wouldn't mind a politician who isn't a giant, lying twatwaffle HOW is that too much to ask??!??!???!

Gavin Newsom saying Dems would win if we stopped vocally supporting trans rights while ALSO saying he's super progressive because he did the first (illegal)gay marriage in America is political discordance that makes me believe he NEVER really had our backs unless he could get our vote Ugh Gross

Look Iran- we LOVE our President! We'd HATE for anything to happen to him! We'd CRY FOREVER! So DON'T get any IDEAS! (Map below⬇️⬇️⬇️🚬🤡)

FOURTH to crash, but due to any fire Maybe training on video games ISN'T the best way to recruit

The MAGA troll count this week is up by... a ZILLION PERCENT!

DEI is not about hiring "minorities" It's about bringing a variety of perspectives to solve problems and expand goals In government, it's to make sure all citizens are represented In business, it's usually to make more money And if you thought it was something else, you're a stupid cunt Cheers!

Even the most dastardly criminal masterminds agree:

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Trump's entire world view is based on a lie That his daddy's money makes him smart We need to remind him every day that his life is a lie

These are the people who will bring peace to the Middle East... And rape kids And murder children These are the people

I wonder if the service members who purposely aimed at a school for little girls and murdered them, will ever FEEL that murder? Will they examine their choices? Will they come forward and expose their command? When my Vietnam vet family came home, some felt it and some drank themselves to death

Dumb MAGA fucks on FOX keep saying "Dems are afraid of IRANIAN sleeper cells in the US! But they don't want ICE!" We're not afraid of "sleeper cells"... We're afraid they don't have Google Maps. So, here:

For young people looking to get married, here's some important information: If you ignore your spouse's secret nightstand chocolate, Your spouse won't kill you in your sleep - and that's marriage.

"Sometimes, I dunno" -And that's the Trump administration's foreign policy agenda

Oh no! You're a stupid twat! Good to know Thanks! #blockthetwats

As a 51 year old white man, idk why i think Doja Cat is singing "Jealous Type" very, very specifically to me... Oh I'm gay It's THAT IT'S VERY SPECIFICALLY THAT (And Jennifer Beals. I mean, yowzers)

Florida really needs rain. So, I washed my car. That usually does the trick.

IDC which two dems it is, but it BETTER be 2 fucking dems 🤞🤞🔥🤞🤞 "24.5% of voters say they are still undecided, leaving the race wide open as California heads toward the June 2 primary. The top two finishers, regardless of party, will advance to the November general election"

Anyone who votes for or supports the Save Act is a traitor Ladies, once again the task falls disproportionately on you-this bill will affect you the most If you have men in your life who support this, u need to educate & if they don't change, shame them and cut them out Yep It sucks SAVE=SLAVE

This racist MAGA picked a fight with me and then... blocked me, lol They're such titty-baby wimps Anyhow, I suggest everyone block MAGAS when you find them so Bluesky doesn't become X #BLOCKMAGA

MAGA-PUBLICANS create bill that says "white" people are discriminated against because POC and LGBT exist This is the essence of these anti-DEI bills *you should support BLUE cities in red states We're the resistance to this crazy shit

This is a misunderstood fact, but if you hate tariffs you're going to REALLY hate a"flat- tax" or that "fair-tax"BULLSHIT It's basically the same idea, though higher F-T would "eliminate" income tax and replace it with a national sales tax, meaning you and billionaires pay the same tax for diapers

Everything costs more so TRUMP cut taxes for the rich (50K +) And RAISED taxes on goods by implementing tariffs Thanks DICK *7 Ways the Big UGLY Bill MADE BY CUNTS Cuts Taxes for the Rich - Center for American Progress share.google/1FHHJGWgrUPx...

We can't have a female president because "mood swings" But randomly starting a war with Iran, murdering Americans on the streets, taking over Venezuela, shuttering DOE, and shitting oneself in the oval , all to distract from being known as a pedophile, is cool because it was thoughtful and planned

She stole $812 dollars worth of food Or what we call "One Bag of Groceries" in Trump's America

Back in the 90s when I said I wished all Republicans would disappear, I didn't mean they should all become MAGA *stupid fucking lamp with a genie in it! That's how they get ya!

Actually, this is Marjorie Taylor Greene's old seat:

Chris Murphy is MOST IMPROVED and leading (my personal) list for President

I know a lot has been happening because Trump REFUSES to stroke out and die, but by next week, we need to start talking Epstein again *oh, and JD, you can return Nancy Guthrie and her couch That whole story went bust

It's not confirmed, but I'm pretty sure he blames Biden for this too

Trump even knows how to destroy The Price Is Right

Every MAGA looks evil Every Single One Honestly... omg, this kills me, but even MTG looks less evil now that she figured out Trump. NOT 100% there yet- but certainly not crazy lady yelling in a fake fur Evil More like eating at Chick-fil-A evil *how some voters can't see evil is bizarre

The #GAVINNEWSOM memoir is terrible Like, badly written, dumb stories 6 chapters about his boring childhood and how he grew up poor... but ALSO vacationed with the Getty family and traveled the world It's sad to see a bright, progressive star... dim

I just realized I haven't taken my fat shot in two weeks- Which may be why I'm covered in crumbs, sitting on the couch eating Mega Stuff Oreos like a crazy person

Yes, for MAGAS, murder is considered a hiccup.

Blatant sinful racism. I mention “sinful” because of his hypocritical presentation

Pete Hegseth said the US will make sure Iran will have no possibilities of building anything nuclear And no reporter asked if Hegseth was going to murder scientists *because they know the answer is yes

Those flag pins have become very useful I know if someone's wearing it on tv, they're a fucking asshole

Everyone in the Trump administration is surprised that the US MILITARY is able to over-power the Iranian military and the media reports it like we should all be surprised too These people are so stupid I hate them with the fire of a thousand suns

Hegseth basically said today that "we're not trying to avoid civilian casualties" And that civilians always die and only if you hear it from him and NOT videos on the internet, can you be sure it happened THESE PEOPLE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE -except about murdering civilians

The are many dumb American systems, but the American pharmacy system must rank very near THE TOP of the dumbest of the dumb *not a slam on pharmacists or techs- but on the rest of the supremely dumb system

My husband says when I yawn, I sound like the Tardis Which is his way of saying he loves me 🥰

If this is "God" blessing America, we need a new God I choose Madonna.

When the White House says no We know that means YEE and honestly- I feel like laughing at the MAGA parents and hugging the BLUE parents What A Fucking Shit Show