Sorry, how are you a real estate mogul and your house looks like nothing, like a container? There’s so many amazing architect houses in LA! #RHOBH

Told a guy today at the Christmas party that I was surprised with how much I liked people and how much patience I had because I always thought I was kind of a bitch. He was like yeah you’re kind of a bitch but the good kind, that’s why you’re so good at what you do. 😂😂

The exact moment we knew that marriage was done for. #RHOSLC

Apologies to my dancing shoes that my feet got swollen. Good job tonight.

I promised you a surprise, well, here it is! I’m staying at a very nice hotel in Eindhoven, Netherlands (Atletico Madrid stayed here a few days ago) and look what I see on the bar menu! Vida Tequila! #RHOSLC 😄

Btw, do not EVER listen to me when it comes to Bravolebs’ relationships because I’m ALWAYS wrong. I thought those two were endgame. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #RHOSLC

The end of the Todd era - #RHOA #RHOSLC #RHOM #Bravo

Oh, she ate!

Every time I read “Fox interview” i imagine someone Being interviewed by a Fox. 🦊

I have the best surprise for my bloomfies tomorrow night. You’re gonna DIE. (Not literally)

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, guys are showing pole on the TL again.

Dinner talk today was we might be in a war with the US at some point, like super serious people who work in Air Force and defense. Wild stuff.

My sweet little colleague from India was a trooper and came with us until the end and she was like: this is not how our meetings are usually. No, honey, you’re used to normal people, we’re wild animals.

This hotel used to be a monastery. Cute.

Bahahahaha 😂 - “performs for dozens”

Lala went to war with anyone who dared to call her a mistress. She cannot be serious. 🧐 #PumpRules #TheValley

They found an amount of 0.7g in his tote bag. This seems like a classic “forgot that it’s in there” situation. He’s been detained for weeks now. 😭 Had a similar situation where I was on a flight to CHINA, and remembered on the plane that I had something in my toiletry bag which was in my check-in.

We need to goss. I saw some clips of Brittany Bateman’s cabaret show and it looked really fun and she’s got a great voice! Summoda girls were there to support, really cute, mean girls style, Heather, Angie and Whitney in slutty Santa outfits. Bronnie was cool mom. 😃 #RHOSLC

Bethenny’s new house in Florida is featured in AD and it looks like her interior designer is Chat GPT.

why am I getting my period every time I have to travel? 😡

This comment made me LOL. 😂

People need to stop flexing with faux fur coats. It’s literal PLASTIC and it’s shit for the environment! Flea markets are full of vintage furs. Get yourself one of those.

I just had an 18 hour period where I was certain I lost my wallet with everything inside and it must have been in the top 5 worst panicky times of my life. I thought I was going to lose my mind.

Shane doesn’t look like Ryan Gosling, he looks like Vanilla Ice. #PumpRules

Is Marcus the new Jax? #PumpRules

Ya, he was in his 30s and I was 16.

I just want to say, I love you all, you’re hilarious and I don’t miss Twitter at all where I’ve been a total bottom of the ditch animal and it just showed me that 1. I can be a total asshole and 2. I can be not that and also what’s this menopause thing where it’s all rage anyway X is a rage machine

So this showed up on my feed. And it makes me a little tear eyed, never. Have I ever would have thought I’d witnessed a conversation between Michelle Obama and Katt Williams. Mind blown.

Some white dude did a mash of the Twin Peaks theme and Gucci Mane “my chain” and I’m gonna need someone to come knock the phone outta my hand cause I’m obsessed. youtu.be/zpMWR8gC__c?...

Waited three weeks for the rug. The rug doesn’t match.

Me as Mer: I’ve taken a drug here and there, might’ve been Coke or meth or Percocet or Fent for that matter but I’ve NEVER taken drugs. #RHOSLC

What I will never understand is a nation built on immigrants has a problem with IMMIGRATION.

The way Heather wants to get rid of her daughters is unparalleled. 🤣 #RHOSLC

Whitney is becoming the MVP of this season because she’s really upfront with everything about her business but I also understand why she loves Justin, he wasn’t getting defensive, he was like I fucked up and I’m sorry. Probably one of the most honest moments in Bravo history. #RHOSLC

I don’t care what everyone thinks, (straight) men are not that great, so if I had to choose, I’d take a Todd who’s away all the time, I’m away all the time, I let him pay for my couture, shove a boot in his face as a sex game and hire hookers to piss on him. What’s the big deal. #RHOSLC

Got these fresh flowers from Aldi last Friday, they’re getting more beautiful by the day. I put them outside overnight, but it’s going to be freezing tonight so I don’t think I can do that anymore. Anyways, 10 out of 10 for Aldi flowers!

My favorite coffee table book on display. Things are coming together.

I like this sentence 😄 #PumpRules

Shocker 😂 #replay #Gaga

LFG!! #DragRace #MeetTheQueens Thanks, @iamtkp.bsky.social !!!

The most interesting part of the Diddy doc are the last 20 minutes, where it’s about the trial and there’s an explanation for the jury’s verdict. Blows my mind. #SeanCombsTheReckoning

Happy belated 80th birthday to Bette Midler!

U=U, and if you’re HIV status shaming in the year 2025, I’m going to hire one of those Etsy witches to curse you.

I think Simone is in love with Quad. I think Simone want sommadat juice. #married2med

Yeah, you can’t be talking about black boys in America if you’re bringing up someone‘s son to get revenge on them. #married2med

Of course Quad is a Taurus!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Simone looks like a lunatic. 😁 #married2med

Shhhhh, my favorite show is on! #marriedtomed

Remembering Pedro Zamora today, the first person to educate me about HIV&AIDS when I was a kid and the first gay person I ever consciously and explicitly experienced on TV, back when MTV used to be the best TV Channel. #worldaidsday #pedrozamora #therealworldsanfrancisco

OMG, I just realized we’re getting new #PumpRules this week!! What do y‘all think? Looking forward to it or nah?

Yaaaasss, that’s what I’m talking about! 💰💰💰💰