I get high every now and then but I’m not a stoner. it activates my restless brain and I cannot imagine anything worse than getting arrested while high like that. I think I would die. #RHOP

I was virtually chased by Wendy stans with pitchforks in the bad place, so excuse me for feeling just a wee bit of Schadenfreude. Not for Wendy, but for her defenders. 😬 #RHOP

First of all Hasan piker is so 2018 and nobody should care about anything he says or does. I promise you. And I love a pretty boy. And I love a big boy. But all that boy is is a thot. Focus on protecting your neighbors and your cities and preparing for actual revolution. Please. Jesus. Focus!

btw, I was only asking because I saw a clip of MTG on CNN talking about deductibles and she sounded like a sane person.

US friends: What’s a deductible when it comes to healthcare?

I was only able to watch half the episode last night, and I just watched the scene with Bronwyn and Muzzie. I want to give Bronnie a big hug. I had a similar conversation with my dad’s mom, and that was the last conversation we had and she never saw me again. Fuck that shit. #RHOSLC

Bronwyn bodied Lisa in that conversation, it’s the first time I’ve seen Lisa bottom like that 🤣. I wish she would have left after they agreed to be neutral. That whole back to daily business small talk was unnecessary and weird. #RHOSLC

👀 - Alexia, you in danger, girl! #RHOM

I love her lying ass idc #RHOP

Wait I’m sorry K is coming at Stacey saying she’s been trying to get on the show for years???? Girlllll so have you lmaooo #RHOP

Dr. Wendy never beating the snob allegations #RHOP

Thiemo is very German 😄 (complimentary) #RHOP

Ashley only got to stay on the show by the skin of her teeth and now she’s out there doing Giselle’s dirty work? Embarrassing #RHOP

When it comes to misrepresentation of marital status, Ashley has no leg to stand on. #RHOP #Glasshouse

Did I miss something? Did TJ show actual receipts? Contracts, bank transfers, cashapp, Paypal, anything? #RHOP

Can we have Keiarna’s mom instead? #RHOP

packing books 📚

Packing records

Me: we need more lesbian and bi representation on Bravo! Also me: no, not like this. 😄 #RHOM #RHOA

ESQUEEZE ME?? That woman better watch out for roofie allegations 😐 #RHOA

Skyline and engagement so much more fun, I guess (US) Big Brother is done. Welcome back, fam! (Had all hashtags muted) 😊

Glass half full is he could get shanked before he gets pardoned

What I think happened with that footage, is Julia and Martina said that it would put their adoption efforts in jeopardy and this is why production didn’t show us aggro Julia #RHOM

I don’t love Heather this season, but to me, starting again in the Groundlings in your 50‘s is admirable and if she was my friend I would be supportive of that. The others are talking shit because they’re envious. That’s my opinion. #RHOC

Two things: 1. Tamra just proved that she can’t be trusted after she talked about Shannon‘s dad just one episode ago. 2. She’s plastered. #RHOC

Listened to this during a long drive today, very interesting, he really let her talk. But, Madonna, get rid of your grillz challenge

Forever my Showgirl

I can’t believe the audacity of Julia to say people were attacking your kids. Nobody was attacking your kids, but literally everyone is concerned for them because they’re two black boys and Julia seems racially insensitive at best! #RHOM

I don't believe Julia's claims about sleeping with Adriana. I think they may have drunk kissed, flashed boobs and maybe Adriana let Julia grab her boobs too (we've seen stuff like that on other shows like RHOC) but I don't believe they had an intimate encounter like she's making it out to be. #RHOM

I don’t know if this is true, but if true, I‘m gonna need all pop and rap girlies to settle down, THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR WOMAN ON WOMAN CRIME!! We need to stick together to fight the patriarchy, bitches!!

This new haircut and color on Pamela Anderson is absolutely DIVINE!! 😍😍😍 Hair by John Nollet (Paris)

This man is mentally unstable. Something is UP. #loveisblind

Women need to stop saying „I’m not like other girls, I’m not like most girls“ , this is covert misogyny and believe me, men won’t like you more for being a pick me. #loveisblind

Zendaya plsssssssjdjjdjdjkj 💅🏽

I hope this skirt is not a gazillion dollars because I need it in my life. #newDior

When the men start talking about „health and nutrition“, they’re fishing for info on their date’s weight. #loveisblind

One of these men is G.A.Y. #loveisblind

This madness needs to stop. I don’t want to see celebrities at fashion shows wearing shit from the collection presented ON the runway!! Have them wear some archive pieces or something but it’s just weird to see models walk by seated people wearing the same outfit!

Why is Ben Affleck like the most mentioned and lied about celeb in Utah? He’s from Boston. Does he have a house in Park City? #RHOSLC #mormonwives

She’s going now after Whitney because she knows she has no chance with Bronwyn #RHOSLC

You can’t say something is „none of your fucking business“ if you’re in a room plastered with your business #RHOSLC

OMG Lisa‘s posters are such flop!! 🤣 #RHOSLC

This is the last time I order takeout. The delivery costs 6,50 plus 1€ “service fee“ - and they make STOPS on the way to my house? To deliver the food cold? Grrrrrrr

I heard NyQuil was good for cold and took some last night for the first time (got it at Target when I was in the US) I blacked out!! What do they put in ittt????

I love Teyana Taylor and she’s had a wonderful career so far. BUT: I know she’s about to blow up and I’m SO GLAD she’s blowing up after the divorce. 😄 you’re not getting none of that A list money Iman!!!

OMG are we getting blogs back in the form of Substack posts??? 😍 #RHOSLC

I LOVE Albus! #RHOLDN

He’s totally on some kind of opioids but I can tell he loves his mom #RHOM

without downloading any new pics- where are you mentally? #RHOSLC

Amazing moment, fr fr #RHOC