So tired of elected Boomer Democrats. It’s all a game to these people.

My first book signing ever! Chicago folks- when you're out and about in the midst of Chanukah/Christmas/Winter Solstice/etc. stuff on Saturday, December 20, swing by First Aid Comics in Hyde Park and say hi! Books will be available for purchase and chatting #AlphaFlight with me is free!

Today is the 85th anniversary of the debut of Johnny Thunder in DC’s 1940 “Flash Comics #1”. He’s the prototype for my favorite kind of comic book character: the “Why does this annoying man have all this power?” guy. Johnny walked so Multiple Man and Kid Omega could run. (Art: Neverknew_lane)

KHONRE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS!

Genuinely the most evil and lawless American administration since the Civil War

This is tangential, but as a veteran of Washington, DC intern softball, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that the warmongering ubermenschen at Heritage sucked shit at softball.

KHONRE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS!

Not now kitten, daddy is stealing his brother/genetic template’s identity (Other new lenses fit)

got too silly

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Throwback to getting ready for NYCC last month, and freezing my cubes off as Iceman/Bobby Drake, the COOLEST of the O5 X-Men.

Gonna bring Bobby back for AwesomeCon in March. (My face needed a year off from all the makeup.)

bobby ❄️

The average Phoenix Wright experience.

Well, Peter, have the lambs stopped screaming yet?

got too silly

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

“See ya, Ben. See ya, Mr. Fantastic. See ya, Sue. Get bent, Johnny.” -Peter Parker, the Amazing Spider-Man/Bombastic Bagman Happy Spider-Man Day.

If the Chief Justice of the United States asked me, the Solicitor General, in open court if I understood how taxes work, I would simply fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the Potomac

Roberts now going at the solicitor general like a cat with a wounded mouse. Keeps telling him that tariffs are taxes on the American people. "Who pays the tariffs??" Says Trump's argument would neutralize separation of powers between the legislative and executive branches. Incredible stuff.

me watching the results come in

I’ve got wine and I’ve got MSNBC on in the background. I’ve become the very thing I swore to destroy.

Pennsylvania voters retain three state Supreme Court justices, preserving Democrats' 5-2 majority 👇 www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:

Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...

NIXON: Can’t trust Richards or his wife. EHRLICHMAN: Or that homo brother of hers. NIXON: That’s right. Smug little bastard was out there working for McGovern with Jane Fonda and that Inhuman girl. EHRLICHMAN: Crystal Amaquelin. HALDEMAN: [Inaudible] NIXON: Sounds ethnic, Bob.

Dick Cheney was a monster who eroded Americans’ civil liberties at home and was an unrepentant warmonger abroad. I don’t want to hear any normalizing of the Bush administration’s bullshit just because the current jackasses are worse. They gave us the current jackasses.

sorry, those are my emotional support sad male comic book characters

Marvel teamed up with a soap and deodorant company to sell branded Venom soap, and I cannot emphasize enough that Venom is supposed to stink. Daredevil describes him as smelling like gasoline and swamp water. He literally lived in the sewers for years. Dude smells like shit. Bold choice.

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PETER PARKER: Ben, you need to get help. BEN REILLY: Oh, ok. So I should stop living a responsibility-free life? Stop doing what I want? When I want? Sleeping until noon? No bills? Sex with my big titty goth girlfriend at least twice a day? PETER:…maybe there’s something to this Chasm thing.

PETER PARKER: Ben, you need to get help. BEN REILLY: Oh, ok. So I should stop living a responsibility-free life? Stop doing what I want? When I want? Sleeping until noon? No bills? Sex with my big titty goth girlfriend at least twice a day? PETER:…maybe there’s something to this Chasm thing.

sorry, those are my emotional support sad male comic book characters

Someone was complaining that American place names are too unoriginal and“derivative” of European place names. Like, I’m sorry, but where do you think all of the European colonists came from? China?

There is a certain kind of person who insists, when you say that you didn’t like something (art, a novel, a film, a comic etc), that you mustn’t have understood it (for how could someone not enjoy this thing which I, a very smart person, enjoy?) No, I understood it. Still thought it sucked shit.

S/o to the child who correctly ID’ed me as Venom War Spider-Man, you have a great career in arguing about Spider-Man on the internet ahead of you

ME: *explaining to my man that Spider-UK is built like a brick shithouse because he’s AU Brian- Braddock-as-Spider-Man* HIM: Did you take your meds this morning?

Every year, my LCS has a Halloween event for kids, and I help out as Spider-Man. It’s always a great time; the kids get candy and some random (kid friendly) back issues. But if some little nerd says I’ve got the wrong eye lenses or something, I’m stealing their candy

Tim Drake & Kon-El/Conner Kent (Halloween) Happy Halloween! Had to do one couple costume at least Nothing too crazy, just them looking hot together #timdrake #connerkent #konel #timkon #superboy #robin

Every year, my LCS has a Halloween event for kids, and I help out as Spider-Man. It’s always a great time; the kids get candy and some random (kid friendly) back issues. But if some little nerd says I’ve got the wrong eye lenses or something, I’m stealing their candy

huge day for twinks with spider-man costumes

I don’t ask for much, but if they could put Evan Peters back in the gimp suit for a couple of episodes, that would be great.

I’m less upset about spoiling who the new Sorcerer Supreme is and more upset about who the new Sorcerer Supreme is.

cancelling plans outside the house, with people, and staying in to paint Warhammer figures:

Thursday too.

ahahahahaha oh he did BAD bad stuff

everything is punk rock nothing is punk rock

If you were a “hard rock” or just a rock fan in the Philly area from, like, the late 70s to 2025, you knew Pierre Robert’s voice. Dude was the voice of my musical childhood, and this one actually kind of stings. Rock on, sir. 🤘

I need more people to read “Arkham City: The System of the World” (Watters/Dani) and “Sword of Azrael” (Watters/Čižmešija), so I can rant about how they’re the criminally underrated and two of the best DC works of the 2020s.

Wednesday.