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I have a brand new horror comic up exclusively on Patreon! patreon.com/adamtots

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This guy's been thinking of me for 5 whole years. Gay

This website sucks cuz what about this is remotely sexual

Mind the gap

He’s soooooo good at playing with ribbon

This rock looks like Snoopy!!!!!!

Ok I kinda want a Chrono Trigger remake in this style

Look for the girl with the broken smile.....ask her if she wants to stay a while..

This is obviously AI but is it based on a real sweater? I want to buy the real sweater

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Everyone is so stupid now

Be quiet my show is on

Idk about you but personally I would definitely believe my eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep

And he’s ok

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I just love her so much

This is what it feels like to have the top post on r/comics with a comic about r*nning over ch*ldren with your c*r

Come get a signed copy of my new horror book! www.eventbrite.com/e/adam-ellis...

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Remember how Grumpy Cat’s real name was “Tard” and the owners tried to convince us it was short for Tartar Sauce

I can’t believe they tried to convince us all that Aliens is better than Alien

I’m trying to find a horror movie I remember watching like 5 or 6 years ago but can’t remember the name of. The main character is a girl, and I think it mostly take place in the desert? It involves aliens. There’s an underground bunker near the end and she finds an alien in some sort of container.

I know that scammer was laughing and kicking his feet when he wrote this

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I think enough time has passed for me to confidently put The Substance in my top 4.

I'm seeing a lot of straight people write really long, hand-wringing think pieces lamenting the "elderly body as horror" trope. Meanwhile all the gays on my timeline are like "I would die for this diva and she did nothing wrong" (I haven't seen the movie yet but whoever she is, I support her)

Can anyone recommend me books with this sort of vibe? I'm in a mood

Watching The Gilded Age is like watching a kid play with Barbie dolls. None of the stories are realistic and every now then they get bored and chuck a Ken doll into traffic.

Here’s the final part! Part 1 and 2 are quoted below. 1/4

Here's part 2! Part 3 tomorrow. (Reminder that the whole thing is on Patreon now!) 1/3

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I got a new rug for my office ☺️