Watching Season 8 of #RHONY and Andrew Cohen can never be allowed to know peace ever again for what he did.

Fraser had a heart attack from vaping?! #BelowDeck (Of course he posts a thirst trap from the hospital 😭)

What are we supposed to watch during our crash outs now?? #RHOSLC

Hamptons, Sedona, Italy …. Bravo pours so much money into #RHOBH to try to make them as interesting as #RHOSLC in an RV park with Costco hotdogs.

They were all complete microaggressive assholes to Garcelle all season, but now they’re just so confused what went wrong? And love that they accused Garcelle of being boring, meanwhile she’s off living her best life while they’ve got nothing else to talk about but her. #RHOBH

#RHOBH When people ask me how I can enjoy Housewives when all they do is scream at each other

Where is Jennifer Tilly? There is only so much quirky Kathy can do to liven up this group. #RHOBH

Sutton said at BravoCon that she let Avi go because she didn’t need help. Now she has some new rando helping her and saying it was lack of communication. #RHOBH

So another Kyle and Dorit are separated from their husbands season. #RHOBH

Happy Friday!

Fighting while dressed as our founding foremothers is so peak #RHOSLC. I love these women so much.

Cunty Santa #RHOSLC

Mary is all of us #RHOSLC

Is this the same Britani who had a complete meltdown to be handed a bottle of wine as a hostess gift by Angie last season? #RHOSLC

How old does Mary think the US is? 😂😂 #RHOSLC

#RHOSLC Waiting to take back our country after the midterm elections like

Such a raw and vulnerable scene. What is it about boomer parents that they struggle to express words of affirmation to their children? So glad that Bronwyn was finally given some of the acknowledgment she needed. #RHOSLC

You could never make me hate her. #RHOSLC

Oh goodie, another kid going to college storyline. #RHOSLC

Honestly how does one overcome the resentment that your con artist mlm husband decided to drag you down with him? #RHOSLC

So much going on in that sprinter van. Joe and Nathan holding hands while making out with someone else, Aesha disgusted, and the creepy clown licking his lips. #BelowDeckMed

#BelowDeckMed Love the asshole guests trying to complain about Cathy, but Aesha has her back

Quad is so gorgeous, but why does her stylist hate her? #Married2Med

Now I know Dr Jackie did not just ask this woman if she had a goiter. Ma’am. #Married2Med

Jackie: It painted Curtis in a light that is not representative of who he is- Toya: Today #Married2Med

Loving the PROFESSIONAL nursing representation!👏👏 #Married2Med

Saying you would be good on Traitors is not the same thing as calling you a traitor. #Married2Med

These women cannot bring Stacey down so now they’re trying to get Monique to do it? Talk about desperate, talk about flop, talk about mean girls. #RHOP

When that insurance check cleared #RHOP

Tak about a liar, Greg’s buying you a condo and a ring on a social worker salary?? #RHOP

Helllooooo K’s brother #RHOP

Gizelle hates that Stacey is the new star of #RHOP

This is so embarrassing. Not since Marlo has a FO flopped this hard as a housewife. #RHOP

”She’s not to be trusted around husbands or children” Oh ffs Gizelle where was all this heat for the goblin that was actually sexually assaulting people?? #RHOP

Heather and Whitney moving Heather’s mattress… 😂😂😂 #rhoslc

“She thinks all the best days of her life are still ahead of her and these were the best days of my life with her being with me.” - Bronwyn #RHOSLC

Lemme get this straight- Britani ignored her daughters while doting on her stepchildren all to impress a man? #RHOSLC

Meredith (basically): Do I feel bad she’s pathetic and can’t hold a job or a man? Yes. #RHOSLC

Desperate to get a US passport? In this timeline? #RHOSLC

High school English teacher making sure you actually read the whole book. #RHOSLC

“What were you hurt about?” Clock it, Mary. How is Heather trying to make herself the victim in all of this? #RHOSLC

Mia checking out of her Airbnb #RHOP #BelowDeckMed

Aesha completely entertained by her own company is such a vibe. #BelowDeckMed

Don’t let the pageant smile fool you, the QVC Queen can read! #RHOP

“Here it is” 😂😭 No one can make me hate Stacey idc #RHOP

Gizelle low budget Bryant making all these people dress up nice just to sweat through their clothes. #RHOP

Damn Wendy really is leaning into her Bonnie & Clyde era #RHOP

Lmao not Grace and her guncles unabashedly getting all the tea. Honestly this would be me if ever in the presence of housewives. #RHOP

K- Stacey going on a date with Chris is none of your business. Ashley- Stacey starting a cannabis line is not your fight. Angel-worry about the 30K you stole from your man. Ooh these ladies want to get a reaction out of Stacey so bad. #RHOP