#SummerHouse West trying to downplay his relationship with Ciara as if she didn’t go home with him, fly to Chicago to meet his brother, go to weddings with him, and get strung along for 3 years Now Kyle defending West….

#SummerHouse “I used to kind of date the girl behind you. But like who cares?” - West

#SummerHouse Call them Artemis II because this just sent me to the moon 😂😭

#SummerHouse “I don’t like that I made someone feel any type of way with my words and my actions. Like that makes me feel icky about myself” - Amanda

#SummerHouse really missed an opportunity for a #SouthernHospitality crossover 😭

#SummerHouse “Is that your favorite spirit?” Carl is such a cornball omg

Not KJ pulling a Matrix to get away from a cicada lmaooo #SummerHouse

#SummerHouse Is it just me or does Amanda seem…off…in her confessional? 👀

#BelowDeckDownUnder Team Daisy, Ellie can run some fucking dishes up and quit mooning over Joao.

#BelowDeckDownUnder Joao’s going to get dish soap in his cake if he breaks up with her

#BelowDeckDownUnder PUSH HIM OVERBOARD He is one of the worst crew mates in the history of Below Deck and that is saying a lot.

#BelowDeckDownUnder Screaming! 🤣🔥

#BelowDeckDownUnder Why would you EVER put dish soap, that’s the same color as olive oil, in the same type of container?!! 🥴

#BelowDeckDownUnder Alesia constantly trying to steal something the guests gave to Jenna really sums her up as a person.

#RHORI Rulla: tell her you’re not having an affair Brian, TELL HER Brian:

#RHORI When people ask why I love watching Bravo

Oh she is manifesting that call from Dancing with the Stars. #RHORI

I just know #RHONJ is shooketh right now. Because we are getting fed with tacky fashion, unhinged storylines, and real fambily on #RHORI.

#RHORI Every weeek we learn something new and completely unhinged to love Alicia for.

#RHORI Kelsey bringing her other boyfriend on the show because her long term sugar daddy won’t film. These women were born to be on Bravo.

#RHORI Jo Ellen already knows to insinuate that messing with her work is actually threatening her kids. Operating like a seasoned Housewife.

You’re telling me K Michelle had to beg THAT man to marry her?? #RHOA

#RHOA But you married Charles Oakley lmao

#RHOA Didn’t Porsha say at Bravocon that this season was a return to sisterhood and the best in years? Because so far it’s giving manufactured drama and trying too hard.

So wait, a married man told Porsha’s friend who told Porsha, that in the midst of a liaison, Kelli rolled over and called Porsha to talk about Dennis. Did I get that right? #RHOA

“Ayden has been driving since he was 12 years old. He’s actually his dad’s designated driver” #RHOA

#RHORI Alicia deserved better. Like “I’ve got crackers in my bag and I won’t hesitate to run over a hag.”

Just found out that a good friend does watch Housewives, but only #RHOBH I honestly respected her more when I thought she didn’t watch any Bravo at all.

Went to watch #splashdown but it was cloudy af. Oh well pretty sure they still saw me waving 😝✨

#LadiesOfLondon You cannot make me hate Mark-Francis

#LadiesOfLondon I adore Kimi and Martha together because you can tell they have real history together and genuinely care about one another.

#LadiesOfLondon Watching #RHOBH when anyone besides Jennifer Tilly or Rachel Zoe is on the screen

#LadiesOfLondon Jo Ellen on #RHORI

Margo, babe, read the room #LadiesOfLondon #TheresNothingToCelebrate

Only on #LadiesOfLondon when Martha says she needs to get back on the horse does it mean a literal horse lol

Trying to find what blackmail Ashley has on Andy Cohen #RHOP

#RHOBH Everyone looking for the book at this book launch party

#RHOBH Me watching Boz’s proposal: I cannot think of a wedding I care about less Kyle Richards: hold my drink

#RHOBH I adore that amidst all these self-important Housewives, Jennifer Tilly refuses to take herself seriously.

#RHOBH It is so cringey to watch Sutton, a grown woman who could be off happily spending her 300k/month in peace, scrambling around so desperate for these ladies’ approval. She has not emotionally matured past 7th grade.

#RHOBH Dorit: Thank you for your opinion, but I’m not doing that. Sutton:

#RHOBH It’s ironic listening to Dorito complain about Kyle’s army when she was happily a member of that army for years.

#HouseOfVillains Kate talking straight to camera lmao How do we get her back next season?

#HouseOfVillains “My biggest flaw is that I’m an empath”

Tom Sandoval music video? #HouseOfVillains producers hate us

#HouseOfVillains “But even when you do your best, my bare minimum still beats you”

#SouthernHospitality The lies, the drinking, the gaslighting …. Maddi’s going to have to get her shovel out again.

#SouthernHospitality #RHOBH Kyle Richards to PK:

#SouthernHospitality #RHOSLC Michols and TJ hooking up to Lisa Barlow is sending meeeee 😂

#SouthernHospitality Yes what Lake did wasn’t cool, but Michols needs to CHILL!! That being said what makes the show amazing is that they have actual friendships with real stakes.