MS. BethAnn!!! Come on!!!

Not at all

Anywho I need to get my hair cut so send me some cute chin/mid length styles

That’s the last time I wear my blown out hair in a side pony when I have my glasses instead of contacts!

I played it cool, got her off me, and went to my car trying to figure out how racist that was, until I glanced at my reflection in the rear view. She got me y’all 😳😄😄

Toddler at Hijo Pequeno‘s school runs up to me all excited, wraps her little body around my leg, stares up at me with wonder in her eyes, and says “I want Elfaba hair like you” 💀💀😂😂

You want Nobu but don’t have Nobu dick.

Walmart, Amazon, UPS, Walgreens, Spotify, American Eagle, all AI chat bots, …

I have been playing with play doh with my youngest the past 2 nights and it is probably giving me more than him. Going to aim for at least 4 days per week. Need something consistent for the oldest. We’ve had an evening cup of tea together twice, so might make that a thing

Now, given that I want Thanksgiving to be at noon, I might want to start shopping 😂

Not me blushing while solving the green category for today’s Connections puzzle 😆😆 IYKYK

- happy birthday, Mom & Dad!

People think cuz Im outside their circles they can be transparent in a way they can’t with those around them, then go back to their regular lives cuz my silly self listened to them. Damn my nosiness 😂 6/fin

Anywho, it tickles me that throughout my life random ppl have considered me their emotional dumping ground/ unlicensed therapist. Really feels like I somehow exude “safe space” under this fuck off veneer, do something to signal I’m ok with this nonsense, or … 5/n

I mean, he must be reeling from getting all the way to his 40s being single and childless and then catapulting into being a dad of 2. But talk it out with your friends, relatives, the lady, somebody who is not me 4/n

Now, he and I weren’t close, never dated, didn’t hang out even tho we were in the same major. So why was I his chosen target to perform emotional labor? And in the friggin grocery store? 3/n

Since then, I have run into him a lot since then. We usually say hello and keep it moving. Whycome the last time he saw me he unloaded about his challenges with being a newish dad (2 kids under 3)? I’m talking damn near a therapy session in Publix 😳😳 2/n

So, a few weeks ago I ran into a classmate from undergrad. Embarrassingly, I did not recognize him at first. But we got past that and quickly caught up before parting ways 1/n

Fam when are we collectively boycotting Walmart? Cuz that’s a big evil that needs to fall?

😂😂

Me, smirking at the hubster and the hijos

HOWEVER … I am definitely not opposed to cutting ties. Especially since I am contemplating some very large life changes that may require me to be 100% sure about the practitioner I’m working with

My therapist is a gen X black woman. Very good but I’m noticing some blind spots with my therapeutic journey because … Gen X black woman. But it’s so hard to find good therapists accepting new patients so I’m thugging it out for now cuz this is the first time I’m actually doing the work

Like he gets mad when I say he is terrible at decluttering but he always pulls shit like this. It feels, at best, indiscriminate and, at worst, deliberately hurtful

So the hunter got rid some of the kids toys, which needed to happen. i was not involved nor consulted, but he claims the kids were. So how is it that he managed to get rid of most of the toys they actually play with?

Just found out one of my racist, m@9@ coworkers is married to a Latina woman. I will never understand that kind of cognitive dissonance. And yes, I am sure the wife identifies as white but still 😕😒🤢

Can’t use proper grammar but want women to just shut up and listen. Ain’t shown a lick of leadership capability or intelligence but want a woman to just blindly do what you say. Disrespect the person you “want” and can’t court properly but want submission? Please go to hell covered in gasoline.

Got to meet @thisiskashmir.com and see her art up close and in person! She is lovely, inside and out. 😍 So nice to see real live success stories of immensely talented people who have put in work.

Like, it’s not even my neighborhood. Shit is happening in transit

I have received two packages that have obviously been opened/tampered. Nothing expensive or for the holidays, but I will be shopping in store for gifts cuz #robbingszn is no joke

The moon is so gorgeous tonight 😍

Megan thee stallion as Drolta!!!

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This is 🔥, y'all. Ghana. Upcycling all that used clothing sent over there. It's not the answer to the problem, but man, I love Black creatives! 🩷

Y’all have been ON IT. Shoutout to everyone who went in on this thread.

Well at least the men know they're coming up short 😂😂 Gahdamn.

The hubster is excited for my hair appt. Told him the style u was going for and he’s been sending pics the past 2 days. Little does he know he gets ONE day to enjoy before I put this shit back under a wig 😆😆

There's so much being recalled and there's no newsletter coming out due to the shutdown. Check this and see if you have any of these in your kitchen. If so, throw them out or see if you can get a refund if you can.

"You can't allow a president to check out and have unelected people making massive decisions."

Bump.

Exactly. Hate him forever

Now I know that even entertaining that foolishness was giving them those hints, but I was super young and sheltered and probably a lil neurospicy. I really thought “oh we’re just getting something to eat! How fun!” 😆😆

If an attractive gentleman wants to be at my beck and call, take me out (in a group, mostly) & buy me things without even A HINT that I’m open to replacing his girl or be a side chick then who am I to stop him? 😂😂

Dirty backing discussions are so interesting to me cuz I am CERTAIN Ive done it unintentionally. Not even on some attempt to get the man. But I absolutely a few admirers and wine and dine me when I knew they weren’t single.

Delaware State Uni. is deferring fall semester payments for students whose families have been impacted by the shutdown. I LOVE THAT.

It irks my nerves that people are so violently opposed to kids existing in public. Yes, kids should not be everywhere. But NEITHER SHOULD YOU NIGNOGS! 99% when my time has been ruined by someone in public, it’s been one of you grown mofos who should know better

Not that I mind being hit on by someone of the same gender. It just doesn’t happen so I have no clue what brings the girls to the yard

Alright y’all tell me true. Are penny loafers a siren call for the scissor sisters? saw a pair but curious if there are some style nuances I should be aware of

Hey, guys. Please share your favorite memes and videos. I want to crack up all day at work today 😂