Baby yes! My entire suite freshman yr had an afternoon break. We‘d eat while we watched this mess before our nap

Any of yall DMV ppl know a good makeup artist? My cousin has to travel for work & wont be back in time for an event she was helping me get ready for 😩

Yall really DO be going after the balds. I would say "that's mean" but the balds DO be asking for it sometimes so 🤷🏾‍♂️

Puberty has officially descended upon my sweet innocent boy 😩😆🤮😂

Gotta find a new babysitter to add to the rotation. Hijo Grande has specifically asked when M. - the youngest sitter we use who happens to look like a petite Naomi Osaka - will be back. MIND YOU, he previously said on multiple occasions that she was just alright but seemed better for Hijo Piqueño 😒

The seniors have arrived from one of the local centers to shop at IKEA. They knocking on the doors at 11:01 cuz they haven’t opened on time 😂😂😂

You, you, Ears, you, you & you are the filthiest ppl on here. None of you are holy. You're heathens to the highest order!!! When I see you I'ma knock that collection plate out your hands & have alla yall brought up on RICO charges for that "building fund".

I forgot my lunch at home 😩

Once again, I find myself knocking out a task in like 15min, that I’ve put off for WEEKS And I’ll once again learn nothing from this.

And do!

Hoteps & whatnot were on the trail this morning, loudly blasting their “science” 😒

Love the elders, but their use of speaker phone in public is …

Had to tell him aint no more babies coming outta this factory. EVER! 😂😂

Hijo Grande: “Hijo Piqueño is sooooo annoying! I wish he’d leave me alone and stay out of my room!” Me: “You asked for more siblings. This is what younger siblings do. Aren’t you glad I didn’t have five more kids like you asked?” Hijo Grande: “ Well ….” 😳

And ladies, if you not ready to send that message just say you’re on mom duty even if you’re not

Been the sub for a class like that. Right b4 the breaking point, I code switched on those jokers and let them know (had to yoke one up by the collar) i wasn’t afraid to lose this job & for them to call their mothers so I could whoop their asses too

Ok. Last work call of the day done. Remind me to never cover for the manager of the Australian team.

Thought I’d miss alcohol the most during this 4 wk period. NOPE. It’s sugar. Specifically pop (soda for you heathens). Which is weird because I rarely drink pop. But i need the bubbly feel asap so I am going to trick myself into liking that carbonated mess

I may have to do it. I may have to trick myself into drinking “spicy” water

@zeenthecity.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!!

I prepared mac & cheese for every one else in my house & didn’t eat any. Ngl, that almost broke my gluten free streak. But persevered! And based on the clean plates it met the usual standard of excellence ☺️

The tween is “dancing“ in the back seat and rocking this lil ol’ SUV 😂

- Packing cubes! - Lysol wipes, tissues, hand sanitizer, & extra masks in an easy to reach spot in carry on - Pick shoes first, pare them down, then pick outfits - Bring your own snacks

I stopped myself from buying a new shiny version of something I already have that’s never been taken out of the package. Yay me! 😆

The GA & SC (the OGs) branches bickering over who has the correct version of the original family history & lineage.The Midwest branches finding new members they’ve lived around for years. The NY branch looking down their noses at everyone.

I wish my maternal extended family was having the annual reunion somewhere I wanted to go. The infighting between the branches is a thing to behold 😂😂

The fireflies are out tonight! 🥰😍😍

The way i hold a grudge and the blessings still find me. Amen!

When the relationship is getting serious and he wants to come over….but you live with your husband

*picks up megaphone* in this corner, the remnants of my extended release adhd meds that I took waaaayyy to let. And in this corner, my nighttime supplements that makes me drowsy. Let’s get ready to RRRRUUMMMBBBBLLLLEE!!!”

Some of y’all are so stinking beautiful! I honestly sometimes wish I was further over the rainbow cuz my goodness 🥰

Allen Iverson. For purely superficial reasons

I would love to play Dek’s mother in the predator badlands sequel. Have I ever acted before? Well, no. But I’m tall(ish), fit, and can do most of my own stunts. Plus I’d be in full makeup (or CGI’d) so only my voice has to be convincing 😂

I’m out!

Was enjoying the quiet … but now there’s children a-stirring 🫣🫣

Not yall got Pastor Solomon commenting on ears 😂😂😂

@thatgirlbamz.bsky.social happy Friday! If Buford or dekalb farmers markets are too far, try nam dae mun (or similar Asian market) for okra. I just bought some

Both the people in this picture

Currently in meeting 4 of 8. A Cuban-Italian NYC woman is reading a man for FILTH about his incompetence 😂

Day 4 of gluten free. This feels like the first few days of keto

Good morning! I am going to let these kids sleep another 10 mins and see if I can enjoy the first cup of coffee in silence.

That nap was AMAZING. While I am now well rested, I also have zero desire to work

Three mtgs canceled! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 Nap soon come ☺️

Good morning! I hope y’all have a wonderful day 😀

Mind you, I was doing it from a process/program perspective. And the tech deep dives are showing fckery was afoot everywhere

Y’all. My big project that I got voluntold for is a massive shit show. Just listened to the enterprise architect ask basic ass questions that are showing ALL the dirty laundry. Laundry I pointed out was dirty 8 months ago 🫠🫠😆

Lol a former company tried to play in my face by offering me that exact thing. I put in my notice a week later.

All I need in this world of sin is a slice of key lime pie! But I’m going to drink some water and get in the bed

Day 1 of 28: three meals a day with 4 oz protein, 4 oz veggies, & 4 oz fruit. no alcohol. No gluten. No snacks. Let me start saving now for the apology gifts I’m going to have to buy my family cuz I can already see I’m going to be mad and hungry 🫠🫠🫠

My dog wants attn. I just want to scroll in peace 😒😩😩