1) Real quick. Now can he stay in the “yes” column until it happens? Probably not! 2) not ever. A man could go from a maybe to a yes but never from no to yes. Only happened once when I was single

$50

Wrapped up my contract at my side hustle so I decided to cut spending a bit. Which means making my lunch at home. 0/10, do not recommend 😂

Y'all, Y'ALL? Can we get some recommendations on titles & authors?

Hate that I’m not an easy crier. A good long cry would be so therapeutic right now but NOOOOOO! Couldnt squeeze out a tear if I tried 😒😫

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The Hijos may get their wish for an extended visit from Grandma

Checked the airport website for tsa wait times for kicks and giggles. They don’t even have times anymore, just a notice to arrive at least FOUR hours in advance 😳

Never stay with a man who has a baby. Even if the baby is yours. Just leave. Free Yourself or whatever Fantasia said ya know

OMG this lady is straight up wearing an outfit from The Children’s Place! 😆😆 I bet she hit one of those 70% clearance sales too 😂

I would like, just once, to have my #SkeetsAfterDark thoughts after the sun goes down. Up here filing TPS reports with filthflarnfilth going through my mind SMH 🤦🏽‍♀️

🎶 None of you niggas was wifey material. None of you niggas was worth all the drama. None of you niggas was hittin' it raw. And mad I'm not one of your baby mamas. 🎶 🐍

So funny he thought I was too broke to eat. Naw sir I was just skinny. That chicken was good as hell tho 😂

That SL topic continuing to this morning is hilarious! Takes me back to when I was interning at an oil refinery and the first question a tech old enough to be my grandfather asked before he brought me some smoked chicken was if I had a sweetheart. Then he made sure I met his wife.

I’m quoted in this. It isn’t a happy read but what I would say is that there is a growing student voice against edtech and ai It is easy to feel alone and hopeless but there is solidarity against all of this harm. We just need to uplift it

Lost count after 20. Took forever (like 4 yrs off and on) because me & my better half couldn’t agree on location, type of home, etc

Eloped so no cake. Still going after a decade+

And the trend of awarding bs movies continues

I hate Nicole Kidman‘s hair

So both kiddos are in Saturday sports. I have to shift to weekday chores cuz *stares at house* this is unacceptable

Winner 🏆 @pbs.org

Smoke

😏

Again. Evil women, we RISE.

I’m up for no reason. I could wash my hair so I don’t look like a boogawolf for the 3rd day in a row. Will I? Of course not! 😂😂😂

LIL. DADDY. HOUSE. SHOES.

Imma post this every chance I get because it’s valid and hilarious

Brilliant 🏆 Isata Kanneh-Mason absolutely tears through Rachmaninoff’s fiendish Piano Concerto No. 3 with the BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra.

Sophomore year crush? Nope and I should have. if only for the plot. Wouldn’t now bcuz that man been married to his soulmate for almost 30 yrs. Senior yr crush. Nope and nope.

1. Yes 2. Telekinesis & ability to phase through matter 3. Any of the gross or useless powers from The Boys / Gen V

Juvie said “or you want a grown man who can drop pole in ya” and the answer is yes

Flights. With four ppl? I can find a deal on lodging for less than the cost of one ticket

I hate how his ass just refuses to stay in the room when he’s sick. I swear he contaminates the entire house on purpose

This 🥷 gave me his cold 😡😡😡

Sharing is caring 🤣🤣🤣

I know yall can’t see it. But I really like my face 😍 Even with this bad hair day I am loving what o see in my Teams window

Lie don’t care who tell it

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Sometimes I wake up, drink some tea, and think I’m going to have a good day. Then I remember that Republicans’ trillion-dollar cuts to Medicaid are causing nine rural hospitals in Illinois to close their doors for good.

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If he is straight and likes black women it will be time to schedule a strategically timed “ladies walk” with my single friends

I have officially entered my nosy, messy aunty era

We have a new neighbor. Single man, early 30s, POC, tall, cute. Has a garage full of tools. Lemme go head and start walking the dog during his morning run so I can be nosy 😆

Maxing.

Men really live their lives expecting everything they say to fly without question. Got all kinds of vile and violent energy when they don’t feel physically threatened. It’s interesting how quickly they bitch up when another man enters the mix. Y’all do need to police each other.

I don’t actually care if yall think so or not cuz I truly do not want to head to the grocery store

We don’t have sub (hoagie) rolls. Would it be too ghetto to use a few hot dog buns for a Philly?

I have no idea how ppl in this metro manage 1-2 hr commutes each way BEFORE you factor in traffic. Besides the sheer ennui, how can you be active and present for after school activities (If you’re a parent)? Who has time for all the cooking and cleaning and what not?

Welp, work just announced new return to office policies. Hope I can go into the location in midtown cuz Alpharetta will have me looking for another job

I need to get (amorously) thrown against the wall. Lemme plot on how to rile this man up