What’s worse when moving, packing or unpacking? I hate both with all my soul, but I can’t decide which is getting the 51%. Right now I’m at the point in packing where you just dump everything into random boxes and just praying for better days.

Apropos of something

Not beating the geriatric millennial allegations here, but if you want to feel totally fine for 22 minutes, the new Scrubs shockingly accomplishes that. Feels like reading a well written email from an old friend who hasn't changed a bit.

One of the biggest lessons I’m trying to instill in my sons is that, although they have the right to feel their emotions, and it’s important to name and be honest about their emotions, what they do with those emotions AFTERWARD is what matters most.

Note: ZERO current college athletes.

The year is 2033. You make micropayments per offensive drive to watch a football game. An on-screen scoreboard is extra.

DAAAAAVE the dope fiend, shooting dope He don’t know the meaning of water nor soap

Its a concatenation of two terms. Aura is your coolness or what air about you you put out; Charisma. Farming is a doing something deliberate to collect whatever youre sowing. I.e farming views Aura farming would be doing something like standing around looking cool and ppl going crazy over it

As I pull up YouTube on my TV I see Desus...next to Mero...but not Desus & Mero 🥺🥲

“We gotta prove you’re ACTUALLY in the movie if we’re gonna make this money” - Jon Favreau

Reviews are in for War Machine starring Alan Ritchson. Stream it on Netflix today. www.metacritic.com/movie/war-ma... “War Machine has just enough juice to prevent it from being a Snore Machine.” - Matt Fowler, IGN

I always think about how when we used to Google things (hair/makeup or whatever), we’d have to add “Black” as a descriptor or we wouldn’t show up in images. It’s annoying.

My problem with "nonwhite" is that it still centers whiteness. White still gets to be a thing that is individual and unique and then there's everyone else. No matter if you are an indigenous person living in the Andes in Peru or a Pacific Islander in the middle of the ocean we're all lumped together

hey listen i love elijah wood and morgan freeman but between armageddon and deep impact one of those movies was the number one movie on the planet and also was nominated for four oscars and also is a part of the criterion collection and the other movie is deep impact

A view from an early morning trail jog through Faver Dykes State Park, St. Augustine, FL #ForestFriday #BNWFri #classicmono #EastCoastKin #photography

This shit is FRYING MEEEE LMFAOO 🤣

“Shiddd, more for me”

"You're so funny" turns into "you think everything is a gotdamn joke" in the blink of an eye.

Today i retire #MunkLore because idk if i can beat this one

Anyways.

They unplugged her controller and said she’s still playing the game 😂

“Yea, I like to read!”

I was recently with a friend while she was on speaker phone with a dude she was talking to, and when she said she reads a lot he said “oh word” but you could tell he was making this face

Exploring wild places on the north side of the Torridonian giants

A classic is never out of date 😂😂😂

I just discovered this video last night and it has been SENDINGGG me 😂 I don’t have that much experience with Baltimore accents, so I was fully entertained.

There was a year at PAX East so bad, that they had legit PSAs about wearing deodorant leading up the con the next year. A heatwave hit Boston in early March and them folks was in there smelling like a hard days work at 8am

Smart guy

Happy #WorldBookDay 📚

@bamaslymm.blacksky.app got the internet setup at my new crib. It’s time to join the winning team. What I gotta do?

Next time someone asks you to sum up MAGA in 30 seconds or less, show them this clip of Andrew Tate explaining why he doesn't read books.

My wife told me that people not consuming a consistent diet of literature is why they struggle with empathy & putting themselves in the shoes of others & now I see it in everything. Nothing surprising about this guy beating his chest & proudly proclaiming that he doesn’t read though. No shit man.

We used to Saran Wrap peoples cars before they took PTO Folks used to try and park ANYWHERE but near the office when they knew it was coming 😂😂

I remember when AIDS was first called GRID... Gay Related Immune Disease. And now they can treat it to be undetectable. Incredible.

That man frolicked all across the stage

Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no!

The inevitable “everyone involved got REALLY famous” final season. That’s rarified air 🫡

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone] Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

They just threw him in there and let him suffer and die in agony. This is what happens in concentration camps, it's how they become death camps.

“I never really wanted to live a public life” - Aaron Rodgers on the Pat McAfee show one week before free agency

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

will be starting my own prediction market based solely upon the contents of this footage. current positions include: - anti-Black slur - antisemitic slur - listening to a Britney song - sidechick appearance - wearing a cape-out durag - shitting himself

That's it. Nothing a woman could possibly do to cause me to be a deadbeat. ask my oldest about all the lies and deception. And ask her how she figured out it was lies and deception. "What she said just didn't match what i kept seeing as i got older." Show up. For their whole life. That's the job.

There is nothing a mother could do to make a ma a deadbeat father. That is a choice made in the 1st person.

Mamdani picked up the Black voters and kept his coalition by: * Getting name recognition among Black voters. * Getting young Black voters to the polls. He didn't change his message up. He didn't need to. 67% of young Black voters like Democratic socialism. They just don't like Bernie Bro racism.

A Kennedy, going after Dunkin!?!? Oh, they bout to pack that man up something TERRIBLE in Mass 😂😂😂

I thought we all understood that collectively we are dealing with childhood traumas. To different degrees and in different ways, sure. But all of us are dealing with something. If now isn't the time to give yourself grace, when? And if you deserve grace...

Listen to this white man, please.