Lord if anyone else out there today is having issues with anxiety and fear I ask that you give them a little extra grace today. Things are hard right now.

There’s a commercial for this and it cracks me up bc it makes me want to use my desktop/laptop even harder

this is what it looks like when you book flights from your phone

it's quite simple. phone is fake computer

The fetus survives as human bc the placenta is its own organ and it filters.

Women should do what they want with their pussy hair tbh.

I opened the app bc I can stretch 90 degrees vertical and horizontal on my left but only 90 horizontal on my right. Is that weird? What muscles do I need to stretch?

it’s 1 am so I’ll say… that’s never happened to me before. Rude?

Next time they argue tag me in bc it’s a fact. Not up for debate.

I swapped from my carryon to my checked luggage and I still don’t have enough room. How tf do yall be cute on vacation??

I just clicked through and my sexy playlist is vibes. Tbh never fails me.

The way “signs of love making” would dry me up

No

The playlist is for me lmao. I’ll do what I want!

“Don’t get started nigga” Netflix and chill was subliminal to get you over there 😭

Swallowing dick, respectfully:

It starts here

The tv is on bc it was the initiator. The music is on to support my neighbors in their time of need. Me?:

I think I’m in loooooAAAHHHOOOvvee again.

I wanna say “Stank you, smelly much” 😭😭😭

Question unclear. I’m not silent and if the tv there it’s not silent. So… no?

Don’t let Elmo see this

guess my nephews name. It took me a second but now that I’ve met him im on board. My hint is they name the babies like they are celebrity parents lmfao.

Crime 101 was very enjoyable but I need Halle on here to tell her I think she got shafted.

Yes *wipes tears*

Was the guy an asshole/magat? I need to hear both sides. (Alan has good politics so imma hear him out first tbh)

yall not talking about cheesesteaks?

My Loctician twists in a different direction from me and I always fuck up my hair after I see her

Heeyyyyyy…. How yall doin?

good work Derek

Halle Berry look so fucking good on her new movie!!

From the reports and videos, they say the Corgi led them, often stopping and doing checks on the group. They all surrounded an injured German Shepherd to keep him on track and make sure he was okay during the journey. MY HEARTTTTT 💗🙂‍↔️

He just did one and busted his ass

Homeward Bound (1993)

But it my sound blockers and head to get a drink

oh…. it’s the nosebleeds

Now wait one damn minute

I see Xavier’s wife is determined to be stupid

They could have tipped his wig down a skooch, at least 😭

Only cardi could make ppl think twice about Yahoo 😂😭

One thing about Belcalis, she is one hell of an advertiser 😂

It could be $500 or meet Jay Z, Im still taking the money.

Can somebody tell Iran he's at Mar-a-lago?

Before you apply for that payday loan and sell your baby’s car seat for those tickets….Those people clearly do not care about you. They know everyone is struggling and yet keep RAISING ticket prices and dropping merchandise. They will let you starve if it gets them another yacht.

ok one last look at perfect baby (I keep staring at him) and im deleting. Sigh. Hope it perked ppl up a little today 🥺 I know I need it

sister chronicles continue 😂 our anxieties are primed to be foolish

double XL posters of big girthy CAWKS. for “decoration”.