I’ve spent many vacations abroad the best part is not doing socially constructed holidays when you can just sit on the beach or see a museum and eat steak frites for dinner.

Being essential was so fuckin trash I was losing my goddamn mind lmao

Used to take 2 week vacations across Thanksgiving annually with like 5 vacation days lol. Good to me!

Just don’t be evil!

babe can you pour me a chocolate milk, yes the ass glass please

This is an incredible amount of consolidated power, basically all transportation has stopped. Termini closed?? Taxis stopped??? this is a general strike for a response Gaza. I hope it shakes something.

Do ppl know what they’re buying when they get these?

But now I'm at the light in front of you. So when it's time to go I'm not stuck behind you 😅

Having looked at Lenny’s houses I do not get the vibe that he likes to be musty. He might not *mind* being musty tho 😂

Thought I stick some tabs in my recipe books for easy reference dinner tabbed the whole freaking book

Felt, Annie

It’s so satisfying and gross to clean your earrings.

not a single clue who these ppl are but I hope this joy and honesty lasts them a lifetime

🧙🏾‍♂️

Are these babies AI 😭 why do they have their adult heads already!

Can any of you girlies walk in the So Kate’s? Maybe no one has tried. I’m not doing that. Nope.

I am about to sleep so hard

14 footballs in 1 day is insane, they can’t schedule better?

Men are the biggest gossipers

Yes in my youth probably but I also orgasms got better with age so I prolly wasn’t even faking the funk very enthusiastically 😂

They’re lying.

Spooky Scary Sunday. 🥹

I had to be so hot the next call was the fire department. Or visible confirmed puking. Or covered in the pox!

I had to re pierce two holes in the same ear yesterday and today my poor ear is pissed

Frustrating to me that ppl are saying crissle wasn’t wrong but her tone was just harsh. It was 68 made up assumptions. Idk how ppl listen to that show. Idk why you being nasty about someone else’s uterus.

I do wish cardi would remove some of that fill on her hips.

Need a bit of a snack…

LeBron looks like he needs a 10 gallon hat sand to say 4 score and 7 years ago

I am unreasonably happy when I have a green salad I get to put curry goat gravy on like salad dressing 😭😂

Been sitting here eating fried things, carbs and flipping through cookbooks all day. What a delight.

Am I hungry?

This is chaos

Y’all are watching that alien mouth bitch memorial service?

I also felt like every “cake” was said a lil crazy?

Can’t wait to watch Shiny Happy People

“We’ll figure it out bitch” boop. She pm adopted offsets other children and smoothed the path with his other BMs, what’s important to you might not be to someone else! She probably has a don’t make me look stupid “ rule only😂

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

The cake part doesn’t look good

Did Netflix increase again?

Feel like blocking every woman who agreed with that awful or cosigned that horrible tweet from this morning

Nap might take me

If that white lady didn’t already do it and get rich I’d have loved to cook my way through mastering the art of French cooking too

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

tbh we’re actually terrible at this and it would be effective lol

My brown stew chicken, oxtail and curry goat are all touching in the same container and the gravy situation is stressing me out.