presenting some new ideas: families are cults

did i order too many tacos. Yes. But am i eating? Also yes, so no complaints.

I had fun with this one

My intrusive thought would win

Need a snack that is hand held

This made me move out of LA

JOEL KINNAMAN IS SWEDISH??

Life is too hard. Make sure he’s handsome.

I stand by wanting Saul Berenson to be my dad 🙂‍↕️

Supreme Court justices should not have publishing deals and be doing publicity tours at all, even for a kid's book.

CDC team has been dispatched to meet the passengers in Nebraska. Passengers will be placed into quarantine in an effort to prevent the spread of the virus. Nebraska is home to the National Quarantine Unit, a federal quarantine facility. As well as the Nebraska Biocontainment Unit.

Lock these dummies inside. How’d he have a wedding to attend with 40 more days of cruise he was supposed to be on anyway 😭

I— can even complain bc ofc i know this song, i love Marc 😭

White Americans aren’t doing what we all know NEEDS to be done because they’re waiting on black folks to throw the first stone. They know that them doing what needs to be done would cause them to lose whatever proximity to white privilege they have left. And that’s why we are where we are.

uhm. mozzarella sticks or an ice dream sammich?

Let’s go Liberty!

This just distressed me

excited announcer: “he slips it in!” me never watching ballsport:

Im a lil

😭😭😭😭

IDK what that mf at looks like or acts like anymore. hell no.

How are they still on the road at all

I wonder how british tiktok is reacting bc they be foaming at the mouth about american Black ppl

Omfggg

I ate breakfast, i drank water, i have a headache anyway! WHATS THE POINT!!

Can a 6 year old see the michael movie?

in case you need to hear it. you made it and that’s enough.

Why is it so cold??

Taye Diggs is fucking hilarious. Even today 😭

My favorite part of mommy trauma discourse is when ppl talk about their issues or abuse and then the dolls start in with “thank God my mom is incredible, my mom would NEVER, she’s amazing, sorry to hear that though” 😭

Lemme make breffis

*gets paid* Bills: "need a piece of every ting"

Timeline cleanse. Get it babies!

I paid so many bills yesterday. I need to get free.

I have no choice but to call Carol, but only bc you made me. I’d rather put box or shield over it so I’d call (atom) Eve.

A Queens teen has been missing for months. His family is asking for help finding him. gothamist.com/news/a-queen...

He was born before the Great Depression, came of age in WWII, and is still making wildlife documentaries. Brits call David Attenborough a national hero, as he celebrates his 100th birthday. n.pr/42ngiIV

Multiple women serving sentences for nonviolent crimes at the minimum security prison where Ghislaine Maxwell is now serving time were punished for speaking to reporters about the special treatment Maxwell receives. At least two women were transferred to higher security facilities as punishment.

it’s interesting how this hasn’t really come up in mainstream media and now it feels like they are scouring the planet just to find someone with a diagnosis to ride this SEO train or seemingly fueling an agenda i can’t put my finger on.

Never buying junior sized ice cream sandwiches again. Such a tease 😭

Damn not solanges son? Way fucking harsh tai.

*mute* *hide* absolutely not

What the is goin on

Another elephant?? Bc wtf

A real guzzler!!!!

If he drowns he drowns 🤷🏽‍♀️