Now, more than ever, life is all that you make it...

How large are your family reunions? They're at least there with you

It's tube tops all summa

With 151 😫

Link?

My job kicked me off front desk and cut my hours so someone else could get the hours and almost every Saturday since they did that, they have...still needed me to do it. Lol

WE IN ROOM TWO TWENNY TWO

WE IN ROOM TWO TWENNY TWO

Them nostrils be front and center

I'm ready for my crown. I feel like I have two stunt teeth following my root canal

I did my nails

Baby, they are GUTTING daytime tv.

Damn

Lucy runs a tight ship!

WE IN ROOM TWO TWENNY TWO

I AIN'T EVER USE STALE GREASE AND YOU KNOW IT

Stack said "Y'all ready to sweat till y'all stank" and everybody said "Yeah".

Eating chitterlings in the car is diabolical

Alt text has gotten really annoying to do on here because my keyboard covers up what I'm typing 😒

If you hate having a broke friend please leave my life man lmao I'm sorry

I just tried to describe the plight of counting in French for someone and had a meltdown

It's crazy I do remember the voice sounding different the first time I heard it. As if we need more reasons to hate CeeLo! youtube.com/shorts/nTLqY...

*belly dances in desert*

I'm really bad at throwing things away. Especially packaging of things. If I buy a mascara and take it out of the cardboard/plastic packaging, I feel like I have to keep that. I don't know why.

NUEVAYOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I totally see why Benito won that Grammy

It's Friday the 13th and I grew up in an extremely superstitious family so I'm staying in bed lmao

WE IN ROOM TWO TWENNY TWO

Yo perreo sola.

They don't want us to wield that power 🤣😭

Carl

Free your thoughts, and watch them fly...

I'm never gonna listen to "peekaboo" without thinking about those ladies on TikTok

I really did get my edges back. Wow. Last year they were absolutely chewed 😭

Yesterday somebody wacced out my mural.

Startey hearty.

You knooooow, you knooooow. music.youtube.com/watch?v=CKYZ...

When you guys teach me new hair things I record myself talking myself through how to do it again for later lmao

“We should go out”

I gained some weight 😞

Doin' my 9-5, I'm thinkin' 6 and 9s. music.youtube.com/watch?v=v5fB...

They should donate their money to them for their labor, every two weeks, in the form of a direct deposit.

This is one of my favorite Tricky Stewart productions. He honestly slid all over this album. music.youtube.com/watch?v=Opvz...

Ok. So I was in the Omaha airport and I saw Ray being wheeled by his body man. My dad loved him, so I made a beeline. Mr Charles was subdued at first, then the body man puts your hand in Ray’s WHO THEN FELT MY WRIST! When he felt it, he immediately went “Hey, there, baby” 1/2

Imagine writing the theme song to Ducktales and then years later doing this open.spotify.com/track/6YXWau...