I'm always tickled when I remember that my first time hearing this song was at a wedding music.youtube.com/watch?v=FKkf...

I think AI music can sometimes be slower for me to catch based on nonsensical lyrics because I used to listen to Spice Girls

I'm fucking, I ain't making love no more.

WE IN ROOM TWO TWENNY TWO

This right here

WE IN ROOM TWO TWENNY TWO

Ohio State team name

It's all about cheese and crackers on a Tuuuuuuesdeigh niiiiiiiight

We talking Illmatic or Speakerboxxx/The Love Below?

@mattmeltdown.bsky.social N-WORD SCISSORHANDS IS TAKING ME OUT.

Now that my apprenticeship is officially over I can finally work on perfecting my brow tints. I'm gonna need models to practice on

Men love to try to breadcrumb me. Leave me alone

Woke up feeling like I got hit by a bus.

What a week man. Everything happened

Pterodactyl is sending me info orbit

My discretion means your secrets are safe with me.

Where's @35mmpapi.com I'm ready for my close upppppp

The Jay Leno special

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Today is honestly killing me

I PASSED MY EXAM! I AM ABOUT TO BE A LICENSED ESTHETICIAN.

I have three clients today and two of them are yappers. I'm not getting like yapping today 😩

I slept terribly, if I can even say that I slept. 🥺

music.youtube.com/watch?v=o_e8... It's just the life...

That video of that Black woman in the ER in active delivery being ignored has me sobbing my heart out.

You know what hell yeah

Nice

I want a glass of really good lemonade

And that's my bad for asking!

This is extremely upsetting for a multitude of reasons

Lyfe said What if I cheated? Fantasia said What if this baby ain't yours?

I'm faded help

THE BEGINNING OF "WHAT YA WANT" BY RUFF RYDERS?!

I was obsessed with Missy Elliott from "The Things You Do" by Gina Thompson. I was like WHO IS THAT! Then to find out she was from here?!

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I love who you are. Love who you ain't. You're so Anne Frank.

The irony isn't lost on me that it's "eczema"

The Emoji Movie went so well so I get it

I love all the Jay-Z songs everybody else hates.

Good afternoon 🔅

Lloyd Banks: "I'll make a 40-year-old feel like a young lady" Me at 38:

I played "Shake Ya Ass" on YouTube Music and the following songs on that radio station have been giving me life

Plymouth Reliant, Ford Aerostar, Ford Windstar, Dodge Durango, Toyota Venza

My nerves are gonna be shot all day.

"the dog that didn't bark." - this is why we read books!

I am singing "Project Bitch" like Young Thug's DJ