Saltair really got me 😩

I constantly find myself harmonizing the fuck out of these Skyrizi commercials

I gasped so loud when he said that 😭

The dialogue meanwhile:

Idk I'm new to this but I find it a bit insulting to message someone to check in and see if they're still in a relationship.

Thank you but it's just because I'm poor

Every time I see the initials "IPA" I think of my ex trying to pronounce it like a Spanish word lmao. It brought me great joy to tell him it stood for Indian Pale Ale and was not pronounced "eepa"

My vacay clothes are too big! 👀

I really left a job because I couldn't take the racism anymore. That will forever be crazy to me lol

RIP Lesley Gore music.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl6-...

I LOVE Thundercat in this so so much music.youtube.com/watch?v=2eyz...

Love always feels better when it's true... music.youtube.com/watch?v=hiz1...

I'm 38, too. I have a unicorn Pillow Pet that I got as a gift and I sleep with it every night. It's nice to be able to lay on it or cling to it however I want to feel secure or be comfortable.

Got on a blouse from Worthington

I love how my third try of tubing mascaras might be my favorite so far and it's ESSENCE. When did they start being this good? Did they always have good mascaras?

"CVS cuff links" is a crazy lyric to mishear

I'm someone who listens to music when EYE feel like it. So I just listened to Vie for the first time recently and I LOVED it

Yikes

Shot O'Clock!

I could write a book. I had the best toys. But when my grandma got me Melanie On Ice?! You could cancel Christmas, and that's the day I got it

I'm still thinking about that damn squirrel 😖

Can anybody recommend me some really good glitter markers and pens, please

!!!!

I just watched the life drain from a squirrel at the hands (paws?) of the cat 😳

Joining a group like this is an act of desperation & frustration. Cishet men as a collective treat women like Pokémon that won’t yield any XP if they have to tell us the truth. We turn to each other for the facts that men will actively keep from us to “win” at dating/sex.

Jul 18th - Peter Parker's (Tom Holland) passport expires. 📽️📅 Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

A sinkhole swallowed a car in Baltimore late last night:

Please donate to @haking.blacksky.app if you can! mealtrain.com/44v167

My trip things are arriving today! Well, most of them anyway. And that's good enough for me.

I feel like, my saving grace from AI music, has been the fact that I think most of it sounds so bad 😭

Gonna start playing my phone games early today. Like the age old saying goes, "The early bird gets the ad-free booster pack after 3 consecutive wins."

WE IN ROOM TWO TWENNY TWO

Bliggidy bliggidy block

You thought this was a rabbit?

The stress hives have been happening more frequently 😩 just had to pop a Benadryl

you could not pay me to give a fuck about Caitlin Clark

I love Shah's bad!

This felt kinda easy

Long overdue.

Holden pls.

Y'all having a meat off or something?

Everyone's going to think you're a grillmaster when you break out this Jerk Chargrilled Tomahawk Steak at your next cookout. Juicy, tender, just the right amount of char, and dripping with some jerk compound butter? *chef's kiss* Full recipe on yardiegyalqsine.com! #LetHerCook

Well shit.

WE IN ROOM TWO TWENNY TWO

This is a cruel time for a person who already has stomach issues. I have been lowkey fighting for my life for the past two days.

*swings hair around*

Brenda Fricker has passed away at the age of 81

Never No More Those Were The Days I Can Be

Bring back Frutiger Aero