If you need something to keep near you at all times

Points were made

I have an android

My mom added me, my younger brother, and cousin to a group chat titled EMERGENCY that had us all up at 7am frantically trying to figure out if something happened to our grandmother. She made a group to update us about the snow. I'm not even THERE 😑

I got sooooo sick last night. Had to pull over four times at 1am 😫 I haven't had a drop of alcohol on this trip so I'm not sure where that came from

“The president does not place a priority on truth” Son that’s what you call a liar

Pineapple ginger butter...

As a treat 😌

Still thinking about this

So anyway good luck with my hair going to dinner later I guess lol

I haven't seen a single straight natural in this city and now I know why

I'll be honest. I cried tears of joy for the first time ever when I got my license. On this trip I've been so overwhelmed with happiness I've cried every day I've been here 🥹

I guess my thing about the Temu steaks is, in what instance is this an ideal option? It seems like they're not more cost effective, better, or even convenient to get. So I guess I wonder why you would source your steak from there based on those factors

Today I will definitely make sure to take an unmasked selfie because the looks have been giving

He making the same face as me rn.

"Saturn" is "Good Days"'s evil twin

He looking like "Put me back" and I think we should indulge him

After my dad got rid of the virus I gave the computer after looking up “lesbians,” I gave the computer another virus by searching for “sexy pictures of Usher.” Dad removed that virus too. Then I catfished on Bebo with a pic of India Arie & had an older internet bf. I was banned from the computer

Infuriating when people are rushing pedestrians or complaining that cyclists also exist. You are in a temperature controlled, powered vehicle. 40 seconds is not going to kill you.

Also, “The IG’s office is investigating a complaint that *Ms* Chavez-DeRemer was having a sexual relationship with a subordinate—a member of her security detail—and abusing her office by taking staff to strip clubs, drinking alcohol on the job and taking personal trips at taxpayer expense.”

This is currently frying meeeeeeeeeee

Hi Sinners fans! I recently got the opportunity to check out some costumes and prosthetics from the film! Wanna see?

Mr. Krabs made a customer unwatch a movie once

This shit has been having me inconsolable for DAYYYSSSSS

I want her to delete that.

Proof of life.

LMFAO

I hate when niggas get on here asking for titties or ass. You niggas don’t send money. You don’t know how to talk to anyone. A lot of them be ugly. But you got the audacity of 10,000 broke boys to be asking for pics

Yeah Tyra gaslit me this entire docuseries

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That was way more awful than it looked on TV. And it looked really bad then too

Might as well watch this Top Model documentary as my trip gets delayed like five hours lmao

Say man. Drug dog went right up to me and my bags

When it rains, it pours...

Linda Davis, a K-8 teacher in Savannah, Georgia, was killed in a car crash by a man fleeing ICE Local authorities said they were unaware of any ICE operations in the area. "We have a no chase policy," a county chairman said www.wtoc.com/2026/02/16/s...

Have you ever started a book over from like the halfway point? 😅

BREAKING: Rev. Jesse Jackson, civil rights icon and two-time presidential candidate, dies at 84.

Beauty maintenance is done and I am all packed. It's above me now lol I'm going to bed

SpongeBob caught a stray?!

American Idol loves a singer who lives in a town where they just got their first stoplight in 2022

Peep toe kitten heel 😫

I hate regional food debates so much lmao. Keep it away from me. I do not care

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Robert Duvall, the legendary actor whose career has spanned over six decades, has died at 95, his wife announced

This made think of @chaclo.blacksky.app talking about Bluetooth being in everything lol