Rabbit rabbit

I'm gonna beat these charges! Me trying to get my money back for the wig I positively hated

If my body's a club, you're my disco ball...

When you're done crying and you look at yourself in the mirror

People making plans with your stuff/free time and being loud and wrong <<<<<<<

I'm currently watching this girl on Facebook talk about her on kratom and being an alcoholic and I'm very good

How you turn an angel to a criminal? 🥺

Oh that's a lil too high up for the kid

I'll be here all summer music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

My tenth grade geometry teacher only chastised the kids who weren't popular. The ones that were could basically do whatever they wanted. It was really lame to me. Like please just teach these angles Josie Grossie

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Repost if you've ever had drugs in your butt.

There are these beautiful hydrangeas in my neighborhood and I'm not sure if they're on someone's property but I would love to have some 🥹

I can't prove it but I feel like a lot of these are staged or something idk

Wow, "It's not that deep" really is a thought-terminating cliché

I think I got three or four Final Jeopardy answers right this week. One time I got every one right that week

I feel bad for being too tired all the time to connect with my friends the way I want to. The vitamin D thing makes so much sense because I'm always drained and sometimes I'm not even busy or running around. When I get home from work I practically collapse these days

Actually haven’t been in the mood to converse with anyone much lately and I’m okay with that.

@toojaiided.bsky.social Where have you BEEN 😡🫂

Idk what a soul on the timeline is talking about rn 😭

DONALD DOWNSTAIRS?!

Not my fan died lawd

Nobody: Me in 2009:

They said Bey was subbing Hov the whole time 😭😭💀

I have worked with the homeless. I have worked with the toothless.

They're going to inevitably put me back on that huge vitamin D dose 🥺 healthy levels are 30-100 ng/mL. Mine is at 9, which explains so much

Not AI estheticians on TikTok saying you can get Farmacy and Anua at Dollar Tree

I love to tour 🤌🏼

I need to find a good weekend to revisit self tanner

How far in Summer Housse do I have to go to understand anything happening now in a meaningful way

7:57

Fuckin' it up like oopsie daisy

I made up this really silly ass dance to "B.A.S." by Megan Thee Stallion. I don't know why but I just gotta do it

And Beyoncé was hooting and hollering

Zara chewed music.youtube.com/watch?v=rtwp...

Ooh Ouh Headphanie That's all I can think of and I made two of these up

I feel like my high school French teacher tried to recruit me for an MLM a few years ago and I'm just now realizing it 💀

No. Lol 😆

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this is AI pals

When will you need this in combat. Seriously asking

Sorry but the sun tattoo around your navel is diabolical work

Somehow this was sillier than I thought it was going to be

It was a little too much talking today

Mike Will Made It!

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I'll tell you what. Those Hot and Readys got me through college man 😭

The closest I'm getting to shooting my shot is this