I had to stop my mother from jumping up my father's ass at my last graduation. That was 10 years ago and I haven't wanted them in the same room since

Graduations, weddings, funerals, court ordered alimony adjustments, grandchildren, 2nd weddings, more funerals. There was just a wedding last weekend we were “all” supposed to attend back home. My mom got me out of it. 🕊️ But yeah, there can be peaceful distance but there’s no escape.

This list is obviously fake news, because eating ass is not listed anywhere.

the disheveled ken doll was him all along

Ate there once and my salad was fucking $23 dollars. Fuck them. i can get my salad tossed for free

I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently. In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?” And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.

Hooked, tethered, chained on phonics

Fam, I gotta get to Ireland. They make everything funny and they're dry which makes it even better

Behind the Music had far more intimate, honest, and complex portraits of artists than most of these recent celebrity documentaries coming through the slop machine these days.

Nah, the way she looked at the camera those last few seconds....

Atoms so freaky

Aurora color guide! What creates the different shades? Different atoms getting "excited" at different altitudes The bright reds are a sign of a particularly intense event

Make number three number one and you got it And for them to justify their issues they have to believe he’s a sleeper agent who lies about what he believes to spring it on people Projection drives so much of what they do? As well it allows them to justify their issues what they want to do

Nah, we saw what happened with the folks making it to Oregon. Last thing I need in my life is dysentery

White women specifically in media concern trolling folks out of needed care is a theme not an aberration

I’m concerned about his fascism.

“Boy fuck you” is poetry.

I don’t use an excuse. I just say, “Alright, it was nice seeing y’all! I’m heading out” and leave. If I can’t leave, I don’t make an excuse then, either. I just stop talking and I smile and nod when spoken to.

An analysis of news pieces about Trump’s anti-trans decrees found that “70 percent did not include a quote from a single trans person. Instead, journalists turned to cisgender sources — mostly government officials — to speak about trans people, their lives, and how they would be affected.”

They always want loyalty despite giving you their ass to kiss

If this is what they are doing with the AI, what do you think they are doing with the much simpler and easier to control algorithm that chooses which posts you see and which of your posts are seen by others?

“My kink is escaping the matrix together.”

Native Peoples across time:

THE SOCK IS TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY DOLLARS. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The adult filter censoring random Black women but not this???

blacksky.community/profile/did:... I called it

Kool-aid. Bags.

Alderman Sigcho-Lopez was right to call out Pritzker today about the state police arresting protesters. Pritzker responded that the state police are protecting protesters, and that just isn't true. State cops have arrested and brutalized protesters to facilitate ICE operations. That's reality.

Starbucks workers this Thursday 11/13 are starting a long strike to win a first union contract *** NOBODY SHOULD BUY ANYTHING FROM STARBUCKS AS LONG AS WORKERS ARE STRIKING ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY*** Consumer boycotts are very powerful when combined with workplace militancy

And they don't even do that!!!

Somebody took The Luther to unforseen levels of Big Mama.....

God is a comedian.

As the nation focused on New York City’s mayoral election and gubernatorial races in New Jersey & Virginia, there was an intergenerational movement of Black people, particularly millennial women, in small cities & rural towns shaking up local elections, too. capitalbnews.org/rural-electi...

Baltimore City is offering up to $5,000 over two months to help essential federal workers and families on SNAP with child care costs. But there are already hundreds of families in line. Here's how you can join them: www.thebanner.com/education/ea...

I let go of my situationship because he was a great guy but a terrible communicator. Right after that I met a guy who was a great communicator but a terrible guy. Maybe I'm just destined to keep fucking and not actually have anybody because what am I supposed to do with this?

Trauma

NEW: Firings of LGBTQ staff at NBC and Condé Nast have worsened an already dire picture for legacy news media when it comes to covering the trans community. From @billiejsweeney.bsky.social, a close look at our increasingly degraded media environment. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

They secretly brought him out here for cotton duty

This goes for any politician, artist, celebrity, athletes or public figure. Check your allegiance to any hive, camp and clique, units, squads, crews or clans.

Come enjoy the life Baby, take a ride I just wanna vibe wit you, you

This is an AOL exclusive.....

Sentient Botox vial from calabasas

I’ll never forget Judd Apatow literally saying that 😵‍💫

“He coulda killed him!” was just SO absurd 😭

The same way Palestinian surveillance tactics have been brought here, this will be too

Old enough that, if my left went how I wanted it, I should have an 18-yr-old child right now lol

If you live in north London you can come to this on Friday. Should be fun app.classlist.com/events/#/eve...

Good morning to everyone but especially to Lady Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, whose judgement against Rudy Giuliani for defaming them and turning their lives upside down cannot be pardoned away by the president