This is easy. The ones who act single and available are already in a relationship.

Be merry and leave it hairy for the holidays.

And therapy

Got this fantastically clever Christmas gift. It's a dedicated algorithm free music player that you can carry around without the distractions of your phone, and it can hold thousands of songs without needing an internet connection. The UI is so simple anyone can manage it. Fantastic

There are tons of movies about how emotionally painful it was for US troops to invade and occupy Iraq and Afghanistan and commit assorted atrocities while there.

Saying this as a parent. Parents have obligations toward their kids. Not the other way around. If a parent is abusive, manipulative, or damaging, children have every right to cut them out of their lives. No one is obligated to put up with abuse from a parent. That's not how it works.

I’m glad a ton of the science fiction authors from way back are not alive to see the horrors of technology they wrote about becoming real today. Arthur C. Clarke and Isaac Asimov would lose their shit.

You'll never miss what's meant for you.

Good comedians are sociologists.

(Short video of a lady talking about food) "You've been eating peanut butter and jelly all wrong..." (Me, hands covered in peanut butter, jelly all over my forehead, mouth stuffed with bread): WHAT?

Mario (2002):

I'm genuinely happy for those who've found like and love #onhere We need more "we met on Bluesky" love stories to give people hope.

If you're supposed to protect me but I can't be around you if you're angry because I might get hurt... YOU CANNOT PROTECT ME SIR.

She mad I'm not a Christian anymore

I mean, you can, but elder abuse is as bad as child abuse so maybe don't do that

I used to love Kwanza til I found out about the creator kidnapping and torturing two Black women. Completely tainted the holiday for me

I don’t even know who this man is anymore.

Which is insane bc why is it the same price for me to go to the Caribbean as it is to go to Cincinnati?

Dude on the right was watching Cars 2

Cry all alone on the bedroom floor because I'm hungry

Who's the gay one and who's his boyfriend on the rival team?

I'm actually glad they settled bc Penis Head was going to testify and I hate seeing pictures of him

squirtin’ and fartin’

Women would do a lot of things if men weren’t creepy and weird.

I haven't held my legs up like this in years!

A N Y appendage other than your hand on a turntable is OD corn. It coulda been a bushel of titties and I‘d still allocate one thumbs down per nipple. It’s ridiculous. “AHL YOU DO IS SPIN RECOOOHRDS” but nah, I respect DJin’ as an art, man. That shit was alll the way trash. And “SCARED THE HOES!”

We should gatekeep more

QTNA. Quick to ostracize the gay cousin but the uncle that can’t be left around kids still gets invited to family functions

Women would probably post a lot more if men weren't creepy and weird with the comments.

After 5 years of doing it I wholeheartedly agree and would like for the dick puller outer to never be behind a deck again

who says no?

I finally understand why my ass so flat

for the longest time on twitter my bio was “the real racist” as a joke about this dynamic.

After all these years I'm realizing it was envy. All kinds of slurs for us but stay cosplaying our heroes

And their hobosexuals too. tryna move into your place right now just to tell you they do don’t Valentine’s Day. NIP IT RIGH NAH!

This'll only work on Brooklynites lolol

Black people that are homophobic, biphobic and transphobic will always simultaneously break my heart and make me sick to my stomach.

Post seperation abuse . If you decide to cut from someone and they quickly justify trying to cause you harm

Good. fuck all the saying "this is inevitable" or "it's here deal with it" or even "it's fine"/"it's not a big deal". This is a moveable needle. It's ruining lives (mine included already), ruining the environment, ruining art and creativity, is profoundly antihuman, isn't needed and isn't wanted.

2025 will be remembered as the year of anti-AI discontent.

We should ask why it’s so easy for terms and concepts like “Heritage American” and “Western Chauvinism” are met with earnest analysis and exploration while academic theory produced by Black scholars are summarily dismissed by people reading introductory texts if that.

Offline! Off course

I cant find my bookmarks anywhere so ill be using my Birth control pill sleeve till further notice. The duality of keeping my guts empty & my mind full. 🙂‍↕️

we SHOULD get treats for doing such tasks! like the elves and the shoemaker. hide us little gifts to find as reward for laboring through the mundanity!