I’ve been rewatching episodes of “Girlfriends,” and I’m trying to get back into it, but I’m having a hard time. Those collection of four women… SHOULD NOT BE FRIENDS They’re the polar opposite of the “Living Single” friends, who actually *LIKE* each other.

So, just now, I learned who iShowSpeed is. And I wish I never learned who the fuck iShowSpeed is. He gives modern-day black (lowercase-b derogatory) minstrel for the masses, and… I Hate That Shit …with a fury of a thousand suns.

You put a gun to my head and demand I tell you anything about reality tv, You might as well pull the trigger. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Y’know what… Lemme just set these here for all you true believers out there needing to ditch your worldly possessions. I’m atheist, I ain’t going nowhere. 😂😂😂 cash.app/$AdrianCJax www.paypal.com/paypalme/adr... account.venmo.com/u/adriancjax

Like I said: Keep boycotting them, b/c they ain’t learn shit.

We don’t pit baddies against each other.

Congratulations brother!!! You deserve it!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

Soups, baby! ALLLLLLL the soups!

we have so much more collective power than people think we do

This is so heartening to read. Congratulations! 💛💛

Lemme call up my buddies Limewire, Kazaa, and uTorrent and tell ‘em, “We back up!”

Well, would you look at that?! Remember, kids: money talks & bullshit walks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *keep boycotting their asses, though!

A woman of taste, class, and substance! MMPR >>>>>>> All other PRs

It is *OFFICIALLY* Autumn as of 1:20pm CT! HAPPY AUTUMN, EVERYONE!!! 🍁🍂🎃🥧

I remember when you were looking for a job. So happy to see this! Congratulations!

My dept at Fordham is hiring a TT Assistant Prof of Media Policy and Platform Governance. "We are especially interested in someone whose research and teaching speaks to policy or legal implications of internet-based platforms and AI systems..." Please share widely: apply.interfolio.com/174378

Shrimps…that can perform…the Hadouken. Don’t ever tell me science & nature are boring.

4 years, 4 months, 24 days… But hey, who’s counting? 😂😂😂…😫😫😫

I love super smart people…*especially* super smart Black People. You have a vast array of knowledge & skills? Your brain can map connections unseen by the average eye? You’re more knowledgeable in a similar field as me? You’re hella smart in areas I’m excited about? Can we be friends?! 🥹 👉🏾👈🏾

I start my new job in two weeks on October 6. It’s a year-long contract (fully remote) for $180k, which works for me b/c it gets me exactly what I need & allows me to accomplish a helluva lot. Also, a reminder: if you’re a Black software engineer, DM me b/c they’re still recruiting to fill spots.

My sentiments exactly👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

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This will always remind me of the ultimate fumble on Twitter, When buddy was trying to clown ol’ girl for using grip pliers for her shower. Talk about missing the *easiest* layup.🤦🏾‍♂️

Marital goals!!! 🤣🤣🤣

I love rain, but I hate rain when the sun is shining through the clouds. I need it dark and gloomy.

Timely message!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Although true (and should be fully accepted and never frowned upon; “live and let live” and all that), I’m actually very happy to have grown out of the casual sex phase of my life. I’d prefer a partner to be intimate & have a deep connection with. Intimacy >>>>>>>>>> Sex

Happy Autumn’s Eve! (aka the last funky-ass day of Summer!) #SkircleSunday

WE IN THERE!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Why are white ppl liking and reskeeting my shit? 😒

Listen, we may bark back and forth when the race starts, But I love me some mutual respect between Black Americans and Jamaicans on the track🫶🏾 B/c if you wanna be the best, you gotta beat the best. If it ain’t America, it’s Jamaica If it ain’t Jamaica, it’s America E’rybody else fighting for 3rd

I’m about to go listen to Linkin Park just to spite you.

Why did this make me teary eyed? 🥹🥹🥹 BRING BACK MY COMETS!!!

Last Day of Summer 😎 ☀️ 🍉 ⛱️ Autumn Eve 🎃 🍁 🥮 🍂

Exact same over here. Including a squeeze out of any residual pee; don’t want any absorbing in my underwear. Also, pro-tip, fellas (mainly the cishet ones who are the most squeamish about this): Invest in a bidet.

*giddy with joy*🥰

Ok, I lied…here’s another good one.

Ok, ONE more. (I told you, I can do a lot of these)

Honestly, I can do so many of these b/c I love me some good, soothing “night driving”/“quiet storm” music.

Me, in the driver’s seat. Her, the passenger princess. On our way to get street tacos at 1:00 in the morning.

You know it would be funny as hell if every Black person stayed indoors on “Rapture Day” and ignored all calls from White people for at least that one day. Just to see what would happen if White America thought they got left behind. Lmao

And with that, I’m going to bed.

And this is what I mean by “terms and conditions may apply” when I say I root for everybody Black*… B/c I don’t root for mf’ers whom Harriet Tubman would’ve shot.

If you’re still unapologetically jamming to Chris Brown or R. Kelly or Kanye or Diddy -and- making excuses for them when they have shown anything BUT remorse for their actions or any other redeemable attributes… you’re a fucking lame. Period. And that’s not an opinion…that’s a fucking fact.

I hope theatrical re-releases are part of Ryan Coogler’s “cut of the gross profits” deal. I want him to get ALL the coins possible for this masterpiece.

A’ight, it’s time to end this topic b/c it went from being fun, friendly banter to annoying as fuck: Salt & pepper in grits is perfectly fine & acceptable. Sugar & butter in grits is perfectly fine & acceptable. Y’know what isn’t? Being an pretentious little shit about either position! STFU!

This is dope. Another good channel is Noxyrepeat, especially for '90s and early '00s cartoon blocks:

There is an account on YouTube that shows Saturday morning cartoons from different years in their entirety, with commercials and everything. I let it play in the background on Saturdays. youtu.be/Kzd-cltjOsw?...

Do yourselves a favor and go enjoy some Saturday morning cartoons at your big ass age…be a kid again.