My girl, Tina, with “We Don’t Need Another Hero” m.youtube.com/watch?v=HLBX...

Get tested frequently (even when you’re not having sex). Not just for your own health, but for the health and consideration of your partner(s). That’s part of “consent,” as well.

FUCK!!! I pulled a muscle in my lower back!

Amazon

Y’all, I’m watching the Re-Living Single podcast episode about Regine gossiping to her comedian boyfriend, And I go downstairs and see on regular TV they’re airing that exact episode! Ah, serendipity. 😂😂😂

I did this shit twice with Google way back when. Never. Fucking. Again.

I’m sorry, but if 96% of Black Women told my Black ass to go fuck myself, I’d probably just have to leave this plane of existence. Ain’t no point of me going on.

Y’all, be careful with these fake ass scamming accounts pretending to be from BlueSky. This was just in my inbox, talking about my account was suspended. Report them and block.

This is gonna be Target’s next excuse for declining sales:

And that’s exactly why it’s the STANDARD time…this is how it’s *supposed* to be (not that daylight saving bullshit).

Blackrock, palantir, Raytheon, Lockheed Martin, Meta

Amazon but also everything Elon touches

Unilever Disney GE

DARPA

3M

Johnson and Johnson

Allow me to introduce you to Chiquita FKA United Fruit. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiquit...

Nestle Ran by devils.

I nominate Amazon, easily. Bezos fits the mold of a eugenicist hell bent on global annihilation.

What real-world company would you equate to the Umbrella Corporation? *(it doesn’t have to be limited to a pharmaceutical company…it could be anyone deemed “shady, careless, & destructive as fuck”)

I am MALFUNCTIONING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

Women hating men is honestly a preference for good dudes.

GODDAMN RIGHT!!! My country ass is here for this! (And I saw some Houston legends in there…I hope they talk about my birth hood, Acres Homes: the Black agricultural center of Houston)

On a related note: Men gotta get tired of men’s bullshit, instead of resorting to “not all men,” Just like white ppl gotta get tired of white ppl’s bullshit, instead of resorting to “not all white ppl” Both groups have historically/currently been terrible…quit being defensive & call that shit out

Her: “I hate men.” Me:

Check this out fellas: 1. Drink more water & don’t eat so much red meat. Eat more fruit. Pineapples are great. 2. Don’t ignore your hips when you workout. Hip bridges, squats and fire hydrants. 3. Kegels gotdammin. Do some kegels!

Some young buck: “Damn, you’re old!” Me: “An achievement you better hope like hell you reach, as well…ain’t no honor in dying young.”

Random Thought: I wish the other parts of the world loved Black American people just as much as they love Black American culture.

This is about to make a bajilion dollars at the box office ALONE! And…AND…ALL of his albums are about to make a resurgence and duke it out for #1 on the charts.

Well, this was a very polite way of cussing me out this morning, thank you. 🥲🥲🥲

If every Atlanta football player is born between 1981 and 1996, does that make them… Millennial Falcons?

Wow, thanks for this message. Well, good night.

Does anyone unironically go to “breastaurants” for their food anymore (Hooters; Twin Peaks; etc.)? The last one I’ve been to was an invite to Twin Peaks in 2012…the food wasn’t even memorable.

I got pistachios and string cheese.

Do I wanna go get some pistachios and string cheese? I think I wanna go get some pistachios and string cheese.

No, of course not. 👀

The way I needed to see this video in my time of struggle. Part 2 in the thread. Financial depression and shame can be so isolating. I love all my people, broke or ballin 🫶🏾

Good thing I saw this b/c I was *just* about to head to the store to buy some melatonin since I didn’t get any yesterday. Guess I’ll just stick to a glass of red wine before bed.

Me, looking at the exit polling after the numerous parties…I mean, “protests” this year:

Looks like I’ma have a warm ass birthday.🤦🏾‍♂️ And a cold front doesn’t arrive till the next day…you suck, Texas weather.

I saw a dusty ass cybertruck on my way to the store yesterday, and it almost ruined my day. But then, the election results came in that night, and that made me feel better.

A week, huh? So, you think you better than me?🤨

it appears some need reminding: 1) indigenous peoples (native americans) are not immigrants 2) black americans are not immigrants

I have torn up my living room today because I’m “cleaning and organizing before I put up Christmas decorations”

And the room be finally clean at 3am during that random surge of energy

Ain’t never seen that last step before. When does it happen 😭 the break just keeps starting over

Better find something safe to play with.

Leave me alone 😭