Don’t fucking play with me, Lionsgate.😒 Release that damn 3.5-hour long movie as is.

Perpetually.

Especially when it’s those fuck-ass Homeland Security commercials. I audibly yell, “Get this bullshit off my screen!” every time while waiting to click “Skip Ad.”

I genuinely love this photo.

Absolutely x2!!! My forever person is out there waiting for me just like I’m here waiting for her. And I refuse to believe otherwise.

Literally ANY of these approaches would’ve been better: -You’re very pretty & I’d love to chat with you more. -You’re lovely & and that outfit looks great on you. -If I may be so forward, I think you’re very beautiful, and I’d love to get to know you more beyond your beauty. Christ almighty.🤦🏾‍♂️

I agree entirely. Hence my post earlier about seeing folks on here who clearly have crushes on each other.

🎵LET ME KNOW… LET ME KNOW THAT YOU UNDERSTAND🎵

Folks clowning this post, but I’ve already seen, at least, three beautiful love connections form on here (including one I saw today on my skyline). I’m just saying: there are worse places to find love. At least on here, it’s easier to engage in dialogue. The hell you gonna get out of “swiping”?

All John Singleton films All Spike Lee joints All the Friday movies Coming To America (sequel was hot ass) The Wood South Central Menace II Society

I BET NOT SEE NO UPDATED HARLEM NIGHTS

Life better be left the fuck alone.

Waiting to Exhale The Five Heartbeats Boomerang

The Five Heaetbeats

A constant reminder to tell that imposter syndrome, self-doubt, and mediocre ass “competition” to eat a dick!

Don’t nobody wanna see Lizzo and Zendaya playing Mickey and Nisi.

I just know someone is plotting on remaking it, I can feel it in my bones. I want them banned from film school (or cameras in general) now before they get any further.

It would absolutely NEVER compare EVER. EVERRR.

And I mean NEVER! These filmmakers & studio heads today ain’t got the fucking range to remake suck a classic!

Blazing Saddles should NEVER EVER BE FUCKIN TOUCHED!!!!!!

My Girl

The Fifth Element! Leave perfection alone!

Films that they BET NOT remake… GO!

Me going about my uneventful day: … My brain stuck on a new vocal stim: 🎵WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER HEEEEEEERO🎵 🎵WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW THE WAAAAAAAAY HOME🎵

With all due respect to your homegirl… Is it because no one refilled her bird feeder and her hunger led her to say that?

November 13 will be my 1-year anniversary here! Enjoying my time amongst my people…haven’t missed Twitter/X one bit!

I’m kinda tired of seeing the “Ike Turner” memes, regardless of context. We have bajilions of memes to choose from in order to convey the message we want to express… Why continue to resort to one involving domestic abuse? Some things just need to be retired, that’s all.🤷🏾‍♂️

I know white folks ain’t out here talking about MTG “turning over a new leaf.” You goofy, gullible snow possums are to NEVER be trusted.😒

I always wished I had a distinctly deep voice like Don Cornelius, T.C. Carson, James Earl Jones, or Barry White. But I guess the universe knew I would act a plum fool if I did. 😂

I know it’s bad, but don’t let them take your joy this Friday, Beloveds. #AMomentofJoy #blacksky

😃 I’ve finished washing laundry! 😫 I haven’t started folding laundry!

A Junior in high school. A day before my 17th birthday. Couldn’t vote, but I was already heavy in politics b/c I was on the speech & debate team. That highest of highs went to the lowest of lows quickly…damn near became my villain origin story.

My tribe, because fuck this funky-ass country’s lack of fast transportation. They’ll flood us with bullets but not bullet trains.

Why you on Anita’s head this morning?! 🤣🤣🤣

My girl, Tina, with “We Don’t Need Another Hero” m.youtube.com/watch?v=HLBX...

Get tested frequently (even when you’re not having sex). Not just for your own health, but for the health and consideration of your partner(s). That’s part of “consent,” as well.

FUCK!!! I pulled a muscle in my lower back!

Amazon

Y’all, I’m watching the Re-Living Single podcast episode about Regine gossiping to her comedian boyfriend, And I go downstairs and see on regular TV they’re airing that exact episode! Ah, serendipity. 😂😂😂

I did this shit twice with Google way back when. Never. Fucking. Again.

I’m sorry, but if 96% of Black Women told my Black ass to go fuck myself, I’d probably just have to leave this plane of existence. Ain’t no point of me going on.

Y’all, be careful with these fake ass scamming accounts pretending to be from BlueSky. This was just in my inbox, talking about my account was suspended. Report them and block.

This is gonna be Target’s next excuse for declining sales:

And that’s exactly why it’s the STANDARD time…this is how it’s *supposed* to be (not that daylight saving bullshit).